Yet another stupid online thing -"which gay porn star are you?"

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I turn out to be Jeremy Jordan.

― RR (restandrec), Sunday, 6 March 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm Dean Phoenix, who is the most popular match on the list. What does this say about my preference in gay men?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 6 March 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

...I got Dean Phoenix, too. Is he the straight man's gay man or something? Or am I just really average?

― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 6 March 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

I was Barrett Long.

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Sunday, 6 March 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy Jordan, which kinda didn't surprise me, though I was hoping for some European variant of the same.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 6 March 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

I was Marcus Iron.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 6 March 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

Too bad, as I was hoping for Dano Sulik or Lance (my faves).

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 6 March 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Jeff Palmer? I sorta thought he played golf.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 6 March 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm Gus Mattox.

Hope he's a cool guy, I guess.

― donut debonair (donut), Sunday, 6 March 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Hazzard

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 March 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm Gus Mattox too. I don't know who any of these people are, so I don't feel any the wiser for this info.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 March 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Carlos Morales in the hizzouse (and some very dubious cookies in my cache, no doubt).

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 6 March 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Gus Mattox here

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 6 March 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

I know, I know, shouldn't have played the game... but I couldn't resist.

I'm Tristan Adonis.

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Sunday, 6 March 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm gus

http://www.falconstudios.com/landing/takingFlight/images/meet_your_crew/gus_mattox_lg_1.jpg

yep.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 March 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

but most of you guys are

http://www.unzipped.net/images/0009/dean_02_med.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 March 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

I'm Tristan Adonis!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 6 March 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

I have met many ILXers by now, and (no offence meant) not many of them looked like any of these people.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 March 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

how many have you seen in a black zip fronted thong?

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 March 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Eddie Stone! Drop-dead gorgeous and a little preppy, your full red kissable lips could launch a thousand ships. Though masculine as any guy around, you generally like the other guy to take the lead... and it seems you have a thing for Italians!

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 March 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Eddie/Aaron

http://www.eddiestonexxx.com/images/gallery/8a.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 6 March 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Jed: not enough.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Shouldn't he be sticking his hand IN his boxershorts? ;-)

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Sunday, 6 March 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't he look rather like Ruud van Nistelrooy?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 March 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gaysexblog.net/js/Marcus_Iron.js

― Sara Sherr, Sunday, 6 March 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy Jordan - what's a 'twinkie'?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 6 March 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

you know, het porn would be better if the guys looked like this instead of Ron Jeremy.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 6 March 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm Cody Cash, woohoo!

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Sunday, 6 March 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I'm Gus Mattox, too.

That pic above doesn't seem all that hot for a gay male pornstar, but I like the description as "the ideal example of the thinking man's gay porn star". In my book, "smart is sexy".

Funny that someone should ask what a twink is. That was one of my first questions as an editor. A twink is a very young (think barely legal) gay male type of pornstar -- the ideal is usually blond and not very hairy, the opposite of a bear. A twink's shelf-life in the industry is much shorter than the actual shelf-life of a Hostess twinkie cake.

My second question was about the word "mish" on the stylesheet. I learned that it stood for "missionary position". The stylesheet at AVN also dictated that "cocksucker" was to be spelled as one word.

― Melinda Mess-Injure, Sunday, 6 March 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

Your job sounds mighty cool!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 7 March 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm not happy about being someone named "Gus," but there you are.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 7 March 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

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