places your dream boy/girl is unlikely to be found

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Bar or pub.

Rock show (though she loves music). Bookstore, or even the library, whether she reads a lot, or doesn't. COFFEE SHOP.

She eats (duh!!) but it's not like she's pushing a cart around the grocery store. Travels (or doesn't), but no she's not there reading a magazine in the gate waiting area, all regular and accessible like that.

― Aaron A., Monday, 7 March 2005 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she is on match.com! No, definitely not.

― Aaron A., Monday, 7 March 2005 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

planet earth.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

outside my dreams

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

planet hollywood

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

IN MY BEDROOM

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

my dream girl resides in the basement of a castle in or near Hungary. She occasionally goes outside to tend to her horse. Unfortunately she has no real use for me.

― Aaron A., Monday, 7 March 2005 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah Adam wins.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

anywhere near me after i open my damn fool mouth

― f--gg (gcannon), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

also: 50+ magazine.

― f--gg (gcannon), Monday, 7 March 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Butter

― Aaron A., Monday, 7 March 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ilx

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 7 March 2005 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

anywhere near a neutral milk hotel lp

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 7 March 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't agree with this thread! i think one thing that actually gives me hope is how unlikely the circumstances usually are when you meet someone...

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 7 March 2005 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

unless they like planet hollywood

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 March 2005 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

although i've always met people through common interests, so i guess my own experiences don't really bear my statement out...

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 7 March 2005 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

wal-mart
planet hollywood
applebee's(by choice)
Rainforest Cafe

― kingfish van vlasic pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 7 March 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

movie extras casting call

― Aaron A., Monday, 7 March 2005 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

planet hollywood

When I first got married my wife took the worst job in the world, working at the Paris Planet Hollywood, selling perfume in the loo. They actually charge you "rent" to work there, and you have to make back more in tips than you're spending in rent by ingratiating yourself with people during their moments of intimacy. It truly is a hell on earth.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 7 March 2005 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the gym

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 7 March 2005 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Asda

Prison

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 7 March 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(Voluntarily) In my presence. :^P

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

London

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

vegan cooking class

(i say this, but i just realised almost every girl i've ever had a romantic relationship with had been a veggie of some form.. vegan is different though)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

in waverley with janet street porter

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a creative writers workshop.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

amongst the "Taste the Difference" sections of food at Sainsbury's (or equvalent sections of other supermarkets e.g. "Tesco Finest*")

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

In a brothel.

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

an atreyu concert

― latebloomer: my cats are wobderful (latebloomer), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

On the 200 yard walk that I take everyday to work and back.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Elbow-deep in a cow.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 March 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Xanadu.

― BARMS, Monday, 7 March 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Gun Show
Poetry Slam

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

www.arstechnica.com.

I am not into DOUCHEBAGS.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Los Angeles.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

a club with loud music
an Echo Park/Silverlake dive bar
record stores
Starbucks
at a KCRW-sponsored show
at the dry cleaners
at a vintage clothing store
eating sushi at the next table
in the drive-thru lane behind me
borrowing my Tom Petty CDs and not returning them, which I don't care about because Tom Petty isn't my thing
rear-ending my car and then parking in front of me without leaving a note
flea markets
Trader Joe's
at the mall
baseball games
college alumni mixers

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The future.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

underneath the bunker

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

At the goth club.
Behind the wheel.
Hennes & Mauritz / Ikea.
Aerobic.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 7 March 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you not like girls who drive, Tuomas? I'm confuserered.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 7 March 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A WWF event.

― mcd (mcd), Monday, 7 March 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

in the library carrel next to mine. or maybe he is, but you don't TALK in the library carrels, so i'll never know....

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll just have to try winking through the stacks

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Skelmersdale
Immingham
Harlow
Stevenage
Welwyn Garden City
Beverley
Burnley
Hull
Aldershot
Saltash

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hallensteins, the commerce building, kc's, a rugby match

― di, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

depressing thread

― oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

shit, I was right.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

The internet.

― Control your ponies, children! (kate), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

all the wrong places

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

san francisco.
i commute by public transportation or walk. i work in the pedestrian rich financial district and often get to run errands (walk around more). i dine out at least 3 nights a week and have coffee in cafes most mornings. i live in a small, tightly knit neighborhood where i see the same people every day. i spend time in bookstores, music stores, relaxing in parks. i am constantly among people with similar interests and lifestyles, and constantly among the general public, often uncomfortably close in proximity. yet i don't meet anyone, rarely speak to anyone and rarely am spoken to. i've tried hellos and friendly conversation, but people seem really put off by it. like i have some nerve for attempting to get their attention. i smile at people often, especially those i see on a regular basis. i try to build a silent bond. it's rarely reciprocated.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

London.

― Who the hell do you THINK I am? I'm the goddamn Batman! (Barima), Saturday, 3 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

anywhere

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 3 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

i'll take a real boy over a dream one, thanks.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 December 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

"a real live boy!"

― The Great Pagoda of Funn (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

hey now, i actually did have a crush on a tv puppet when i was ver little. (Casey Dressup, for those who wish to laugh)

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

i gave up dreaming long ago

― Mitya (mitya), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

atlanta

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

college

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

a convent

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

wow this is a depressing thread

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

earth

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

My apartment.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

oh earth was already said i'm sorry i just wanted to reiterate, emphasize

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

so your ideal man is perhaps a fighter pilot

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

or yuri gargarin

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.immediart.com/catalog/images/big_images/NS_F_S625037-Yuri_Gagarin-SPL.jpg

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

he looks nice

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

: (

On March 27, 1967, Yury Gagarin took off with his Mig 15 for what had to be his last flight. Onboard the jet there also was his instructor Vladimir Seryoghin. That day, at 10,31 in the morning, his jet plane crashed, near the town of Kirzhach, killing the two men.

sorry

― gear (gear), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

oh well, let's move on :(

congress

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Prison.

Hot Topic.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 3 December 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Though a badass Robin Hood-esque bank robber would be pretty hot. So maybe she is in prison, never mind.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 3 December 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Atlanta seconded!

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 3 December 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

the Upper East Side

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 December 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Anti-Semite!

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 4 December 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Burningman
protests

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 4 December 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

southern California

― youn, Sunday, 4 December 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

"moments of intimacy"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 December 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Anti-Semite!

I didn't say anything about the Upper West Side, did I?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 4 December 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

In the rural Tory belt where people have awful double-barrelled Tory surnames and they used to conduct their disgustingly Tory fox hunts.

― Carcello Marlin, Sunday, 4 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

this here bookstore

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

myspace

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

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