does anybody have a spare red ostrich costume i can borrow on Friday?

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Someone decided that we'll be doing the Red Nose Day thing at work on Friday and apparently we have to all donate £1, and wear something Red. If I'm not seen wearing something red i'd have to donate £2.

Seems like fascism. But you gotta laugh I guess. I really want to turn up as a dude riding an ostrich.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

just go as Hitler for maximum 'bit of fun' impact

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you're meant to be doing something comical for this Red Nose Day thing.. when did wearing red become a comical thing?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

did they have Ostriches in Germany?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I can turn up as a Hitler riding an Auschwitz i guess.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pinepro.com/samples/weinermobile.jpg

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

According to the rules
"Anybody not wearing something visibly red will be required to demonstrate what garments of red clothing they are wearing or to pay a £2 fine instead."

I kind of don't want to demonstrate to my work the big red weiner i'd be wearing.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i am serious about the ostrich, by the way. if not though, i wonder what would be good. (aside from a swastika)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

where are you from ken?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

why not just donate £3, cheapsk8er

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.frankelcostume.com/pages/costumes/retail_costumes/products/nd_products/nd005.htm

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

london.

i don't want to be seen as unfun.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-emu-runaround.htm

http://www.chickenshop.co.uk/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_cost579_1698.html

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ostriches are not red is your problem

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-emu-runaround.jpg http://www.chickenshop.co.uk/acatalog/Cost579.jpg

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i searched google too, apparently they're called emus

this one has red legs at least
http://www.mrtricks.com.au/TRADINGPOST/sutch1.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.msgr.ca/unbeweaveable/ostrich%20hitler%20annexes%20ostriches.jpg

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

that picture came from the scariest website ever
http://www.msgr.ca/unbeweaveable/

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Tar and Feathering: C or D?

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, Ken, big red cockring! They'll pay you two pounds not to see it!

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 March 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i forgot to go to the ann summers in time, and so had to settle with wearing a red jumper. it was really funny in a kind of dead pan way.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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