I have found the perfect gift

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Perhaps.

http://www.ercollection.com/home.html

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

But Ned, the perfect gift for whom?...I certainly wouldn't get one of them for my grandmother, and it'd give most kids a complex! :)

― james e l, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I own the moose.
I collect Mooses and saw him in a dirty shop when i was in Minnelapois (sp)

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Ned, I fear for your soul.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

That was toast some time ago, I'm afraid.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

A joke about sucking (plushie) moose cock is irresistible here. Trust me, it makes sense that you found that in Minneapolis.

― suzy, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What are there a large groups of plushies in the midwest ?

Sex stores on the praries are so funny because half of them are underwear and the other half are semi naughty novelties.All the BDSM stuff and Porn Movies are in seperate stores. If you want a whip, two porn filcks and a moose with a giant cock there is no one stop shopping.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't want to know how those things could possibly be all worked in together that you'd NEED them all in one night.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Its a covenivnce thing.
When you go to a supermarket there is a deli, a grocer, a butcher.
You can buy magazines and CDs in Bookstores
Coffee Shops sell Food.
I want Adult stores to stop specializing !.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Well, that makes sense. Though in NYC grocery stores are not necessarily full of those convenience things.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I can offer an explanation. My late, much-missed uncle was head of the Mpls. vice squad, yo. It's impossible to have a one-stop sex shop simply because het men using vanilla porn would be FREAKED by the gay-guy stuff or the proper S/M stuff. So you've got your Fantasy House for the breeder bunch (underwear with gusset made of Fruit Roll- Up), your homoculture at places like A Brother's Touch (behind that dusty pile of Maupin). The twain doesn't meet much. And plushies? I'm avoiding theme parks, what's up under the Suit?

― suzy, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

But in sex shops in Vancouver, Seattle or San Francisco they have one stop shopping .

― anthony, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

One time (a long time ago) my ex-roommate and I found a SUPERSTORE of porn on Times Square. It was bigger than a C-town, and had every conceivable kind of porn imaginable!

We went out on a quest to find two things: a dictionary of the saints, and gay male Nazi bondage films. So we went to Times Square and found both! Mmm, Boys In Der Fickshaukel or whatever it was called. "Hans, you haff been a bad, bad SS officer, and now you must be punnished! Assume the position!" mmmmmmmmmmm...

― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My spanking porn is entirly the Frat Boy intitian variety.
But the net is filled with fag nazi porn
I could send you links.

― anthony, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Uuuuhhhh... I'm curious, but I have a funny feeling Paul would KILL me if he came home and found his cache full of Hans and Fritz Do Berlin. Oh dear.

― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one year passes...

I was wondering if anyone could send me a link for some fag porn- preferably NAZI or SKIN or PUNK. Thanx and sorry this is not an answer.

― Stephanie, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

five years pass...

I considered buying this for my girlfriend's birthday, but I she probably wouldn't think its as funny as I do. Still, thanks Ned, now next May I can expect to see a few cute animals with giant boners on my own birthday!

― Z S, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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