have you ever experienced vagina envy?

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Female orgamsms seem so much more intense and satisfying. Do you sometimes wish you had a slimy meat pocket?

― forgot my password, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

You seem to have missed the point somewhat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hotpockets.com/graphics/hot/products/db/sausegg_400.jpg

― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. I wouldn't mind living a day in the life of an extremely attractive female, just to see what it's like to be that lusted after.

― sexyist, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

What would you imagine it would be like to be the opposite sex?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

I wish I could market 1 Minute as a selling point.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 8 March 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Goonie goo goo, Gus. Goonie goo goo.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Ah, memories.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

i read this as "have you ever experience vagina entry?"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

wink wink nudge nudge

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

WELL HAVE YOU?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anniesprinkle.org/images/splash_07.jpg

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I've sometimes wished for the opposite. I'm jealous of people who can just whip it out and pee wherever they want. If I had a penis for a day, I'd write my name in the snow. As for orgasms, I get jealous of guy orgasms because they get this big release. Literally.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

the fact that all women envy penises is a well-known fact. no need to reaffirm this on a messageboard.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

OTM ()ops. i couldn't have said that better myself.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

i mean, this thread would not exist but for the meme of penis envy.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

I think most guys have vagina envy all the time without realizing it. Any decent erotic fantasy involving female genitalia, it seems to me, has a good amount of corporeal empathy in it.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

mmm... corporeal empathy...

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I fantasize of being 'taken advantage of', a woman by men, if you know what I mean. The image of women, being the focal point of the male erotic experience, cannot but at times become the personification of that experience with which men identify.

I am not posting to this thread ever again.

― so not logged on, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

wtf does that mean.

also jbr thanks for ruining my breakfast for me!!!!! gaah

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

"And Adam said, This is now bone of my bone, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man."--Genesis 2:23. Vagina envy in one of the most important western myths.

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

adamrl said this?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

I am really not posting again, but, I should have clarified, as a straight guy (I guess), I know I've fantasied about being a woman taken advantage of by men. Whether that's vagina envy or something different I'm not sure.

― so not logged on, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

i think you are gay!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

ok what you just said makes sense, the first one didn't make any sense to me! sorry. anyway it strikes me that 59% or so of porn that isn't about womenfolk kissing each others is about exactly what you just described in some fashion or another so it wouldn't surprise me if some people then apply the fantasy to themselves in a transgenderal stylee so i don't reckon that's entirely weird but i'm not sure if it's necessarily vagina envy??? though maybe it is, i've never had anything like penis envy so maybe i have no idea what the terms mean. i more kind of have penis laugh out loudness.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

ally, you've never looked at a penis and thought:

wow what is it like to have one of these things?!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, but I couldn't get past "slimy meat pocket"

Yuck.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

no. no cutty, i haven't. they're RIDICULOUS.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i think envy goes beyond wonder

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

luna totally and completely otm

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

would you prefer the roast beef curtains?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

the fact that all women envy penises is a well-known fact. no need to reaffirm this on a messageboard.
-- ()ops (freu...), March 9th, 2005.

No duh ;) The point that I was making was why would a man have vagina envy? Here's the reasons they have it so good. But I realize the initial query was something different.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

ok how the hell do men have it so good. As far as I can tell they can't even clean the pee off themselves properly for god's sake, never mind the coming in the pants for no reason at like age 16 thing.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but we don't bleed once a month either.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

No I know, that's the only thing you got going for you except my genitalia does not accidentally get banged around on a regular basis so it's possibly fair.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

penises are great. vaginas are great. let's not fight.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

it's like that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine was just like "ugh they're gross, they're only for utilitarian purposes"

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

*slap bass*

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Ally, I guess that is the downside of being able to pee wherever you want. That's the point I'm making. That men can go into gross bathrooms in bars with no consequence whatsoever, or just whip it out and pee on a wall. I think that is fantastic. But then again, I'm easily impressed.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

dude I knew a girl who apparently had no problem with peeing on walls. Totally fucked up, seriously. I'm pretty sure she had a problem with remainders-on-the-pants too but OTOH she was always v. drunk when she did this.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

"she," eh

― oh it was too easy I just HAD to sorry (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Matos you know me too well to level such accusations against me, A) I have almost horrifyingly good bladder control and almost never have to go to the bathroom B) I am way too fancy for such shenanigans. I am more likely to vomit, against the wall.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

20 years later, I'm still trying to get my head around that scene in Dhalgren where Lanya pees off the roof of a building. Would some kind woman do that so I can vizualize it, please!?

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.komar.org/faq/beard/goatee.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.raintaxi.com/online/2000winter/images/delanydent.jpg

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2002-07/3746405.jpg

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Landing strip envy?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Re women peeing standing up: if watching "the Full Monty" taught me anything, apaz some women can do this by pressing on the urethra from the outside, somehow. I dont know. Hurts my brane trying to work it out.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

haha Ally, I actually don't know you THAT well! and I was kidding obv.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

man I'm so glad Colin Powell finally kicked meth

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh but I think you were already aware of B.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

The Pee Standing Technique For Women

1) Raise the toilet seat.

2) Wash your hands.

3) Adjust clothing. Trousers shoudl be pulled down in front a few inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband, or move the fabric at the crotch to one side.

4) Using either hand, make a 'V' with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora.

5) Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don't spread and lift, it could run down your leg.)

6) Wipe your labia if neccessary.

6) Return the toilet seat to its original position. Wash your hands and you're done!

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

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― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

cant believe this site exists. couldnt figure out where else to post it.

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

clicking on the answers is not work safe btw.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

"slimy meat pocket" ?!?

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

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