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I recommend staying away from these:

http://www.illegaluturn.com/dbimages13/Doritos-Crackers-JC.jpg

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

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Cup O' HEARTATTACK, more like it.

― andy --, Tuesday, 8 March 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

These are fucking horrible. And, I suspect, about as healthy as a lard sandwich. With dripping.

http://www.ryvita.com/images/minis.jpg

― Si Carter (Si Carter), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Destroy: all commercial biscuits, crackers, etc... theyre either full of beef tallow, MSG/tons of salt, tons of sugar, or all three.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

I stay away from Doritos because I love them so much I will eat half the bag or more in one sitting.

― Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

you can pry my wheat thins from my cold, greasy hands. mmmm beef tallow.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theflyingfetish.com.au/images/Lanes%20Chicken%20in%20a%20Biscuit%20200g.jpg

there's no way i'm eating any sort of cracker/biscuit that tastes like chicken. gross.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

Beef Tallow! in a bucket

http://www.peerlessfoods.com.au/assets/images/Beef_Tallow_25kglrg.jpg

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE CHICKEN IN A BISKIT!!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

You don't like chicken oops? You crazy!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.candydirect.com/cleanimages/candybars/violetcrumble.jpg

GAH! I hate Violet Crumble so much. it's got this disgusting chalky, hard powder texture. one time a buddy i used to work with knew i hated it, so he bought me one for my birthday. there was another guy we worked with, total dick fratboy type. he said, 'well if you're not gonna eat it, i'll take it'. so i opened it and ate it right in front of his face.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

in spain and portugal we bought ham flavored chips. (crisps to you brits).

DIS! GUST! ING!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Weird, I love Violet Crumble.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

destroy pretty much any candy made by Brach's. seeing the packages alone makes me want to vomit.

http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/hfca860.jpg http://www.kidzonearth.org/images/products/prod_kidz1245.jpg http://www.riteaid.com/product_images/full/T67/T67933.jpg

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

i'd rather not know what ingredient puts the "Kentucky" in a piece of mint candy.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

i love chicken! i'm making it now, actually. I'm just scared by the concept of meat in a cracker. in a box.
it may taste great. i wouldn't know.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.brachs.com/images/182.jpg

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

What the hell are Mellowcreme Pumpkins like?

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

chicken in a biskit are great

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Soft chewy peanut lollies! omg. Do they taste like peanut butter?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

They look horrible.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i am very afraid of those, too.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

not peanut buttery at all. just a sugary lumpy mess.

also these:

http://www.gotchocolates.com/uploads/7.jpg

classic name, dud taste (as in crappy, not "milk dud")

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

a soft chewy peanut-flavored candy is bad, but even worse is making a candy into the shape of a food which it tastes nothing like.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

those marshmallow peeps things. they kind of freak me out.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

baked lays. i'd rather chew on cardboard

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

my mom used to give my sisters and I Peeps on Easter every year. Nearly every year, I'd try them, thinking maybe this time they wouldn't be gross. No such luck. Still, I would've bitched if I didn't get them.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Good n' Linty

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

goddam I love those chicken in a bisket crackers. My grandma always had these on hand.

Moon Pie's always grossed me out. Which is funny because I can't remember what they actually taste like.

― Will9iam), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

they gross me out too, but i love them

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

oops, you gotta try Chicken Inna Biskit. three people on this thread LOVE them.

i'm kinda weirded out by Cadbury eggs, but i eat them every easter.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

oh, and moon pies are gross. they're always 4yrs old because no one's brave enough to buy them so they just sit on the shelf.

we got a couple one time because we figured they'd be good stoner food. uh, nope

also, same story to those wax soda bottles with weird juice or syrup in them. blech!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

so they do taste like chicken? i don't know if they still sell them at my grocery store, but yeah, i kinda want to try them now.
re: cadbury, some things you just have to eat, and not think about what they actually are.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

What is a moon pie, i thought they were just chocolate with creamy stuff in the middle?

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

i used to get BANANA cream pies. i'm now simultaneously wanting one and getting sick just thinking about it.
beef jerky is another snack with which i have a eww/mmm relationship

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

Give me a big bag of beef jerky and i'm anybodies.

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

i meant banana moon pies, of course.
a moon pie is two circular graham crackers, marshmallow in between, dipped in choc and baked.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh okay, i think we have something similar here in Australia.

― kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

The combination of "an R.C. Cola and a moon pie" became inseparable, and was often referred to as the "working man's lunch."

oh barf.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

all hostess products are pretty vile. but if you give me a cupcake, i'll eat the fuck out of it.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

speaking of beef Jerkey, has anyone tried the beef nuggets?

i've had this super strange urge to try them for a few months now, but a) they're always like 6$ a bag b) they look like dog food and c) my wife gives me this look like i'm completely nuts and it makes me realize she's probably right.

http://www.trailsbest.com/images/nuggets.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Where do you get Violet Crumble? It looks so goth, on my computer screen.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

I usually get mine at the cashier counter at Hot Topic

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

Wheat Thins do not have beef tallow!!!!

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

I was gonna just link the image, but the page itself is too good.
"major throat and tongue burn"!:
http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/chewets.html

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

violet crumble is good! the texture is weird, it's kind of like that astronaut freeze-dried iced cream you can get at the air and space museum.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

BEEF NUGGETS are wonderful. Thats sounds lovely. I washed my beef nuggets this morning.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

http://designapackage.com/products/images/cfbrownie.jpg
Does not taste anything remotely like a brownie, plus half a maggot was found in one once by a classmate.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Wheat Thins do not have beef tallow!!!!

:( :( :(

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

OH MAN - circus peanuts on the motherfucking money.

― peter smith (plsmith), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

half a maggot

I assume the other half had been consumed by aforementioned classmate.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm rather glad I skipped breakfast this morning.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

Pork rinds/chicharrones

Most vile thing ever. Rumor has it there's candy made of this stuff too.

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

haha, sorry Oops, but you scared me! I had to go look up Wheat Thins and everything to make sure they weren't really Meat Thins. It would have made my whole vegetarian adolescence a lie.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

wtf, i LOVE pork rinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

i had a total cry into my pillow night where i got drunk and we all ate chicharrones. i felt so bad, but it felt so good.

the wife's family makes home made ones. not so into it. they're less fluffy and more crunchy and they just dip them in vinegar

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

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