shagging in your mum and dads bed????

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Sorry I had to use the word shagging.

My mums bed is sacred. Besides she would KNOW if shagging had been done in it just by glancing.

Kev and I were house-sitting for his parents when they were on holiday and they were happy for us to sleep in their bed as long as we washed the bedclothes (obv) before they came back.

But we couldn't bring ourselves to shag in it. Kev even slept in the spare room so the temptation was removed.

Justify shagging in your parents bed.

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

A bed's a bed

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

Not if you can smell your old man's creepy hair oil shit off the pillow.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

You could just try another position instead.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

Justify? It's big and its clever.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

So I assume you've all done it? Been caught?

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

I have a bed myself

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

That doesn't stop some people. I think guys are more likely to do it than girls, all the girls in the work have got moral objections but the few guys in here think 'so what, if I'm getting a shag anywhere will do.'

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

It's big and its clever.

clever beds? what will they think of next?

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

I've done it *blushes*

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

But it was after I moved out, and the spare room was occupied, and it wasn't planned, it just sorta happened...still have guilt. Twere good though ;0)

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

You dirrrty minx.

Did you launder the sheets afterwards?

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

i slept with my girlfriend in my m&d's bed once, we got a little frisky but didn't have sex. She was on her period and horror of horrors as we awoke the next day to discover tiny patches of blood on the covers. I had to tell my mum that I had a nose bleed. They didn't believe me for a second.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

should have told them you were on your period

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

i am awful actually, i even let some of my friends shag in my m&d's bed.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

T/S: mum and dad's bed vs. roommate's couch

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Rumpsy - of course I did! And they were fresh before I commited the act too - my mum always totally cleans the whole house before she goes on hols - including the bedding. Not that that makes it any better, just slightly less gross....

Ste - why didn't you just wash the sheets?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Depends on whether the Hershey Highway was travelled down on the path to brown glory in both scenarios.

x-p

― BARMS, Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

Ste - you should be ASHAMED of yourself! Tut tut tut....

Roommates couch? No shame in that.

A few friends stayed over at my old flat once and in the morning my mate confessed that a friend of my boyfriends was getting frisky with her on the couch when everyone else was sleeping. He drunkenly gasped "Is that good?" she said it was although he was frantically humping the space between the cushions. I never sat on that couch again.

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

Rumpsy - have you heard Dawn's story of the drunken guy who humped her leg like a dog? Similar story - perhaps it was the same bloke?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

Friends' parents' beds are a different kettle of fish entirely. Especially when there are huge drunken sixth-form parties being thrown.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

smee I think we did (this was a loooong time ago), but the stain remained.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't even get to shag in my own bed.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

re Rumpy's humping cushion story, I know someone who did this too.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

Either there is one man getting a lot of cushion love action or loads of men who need basic anatomy lessons....I kinda hoping it's the first...

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Good grief (the cushion thing)

We did it, my g/f left her hairslides on the bedside table, my mum found them the next day and SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

My mum would have a blue fit - your mum is kewel!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Our guy was called Craig... he'll never live that down.

The stain Ste?

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

You know, I can't remember Dawn's guys real name - for me he will forever be Humping Humphrey - a la...

http://www.prankplace.com/dog.htm

― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

It wasn't "Mark" by any chance?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

God loves a tryer....

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 10 March 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

Wow did I ever misread the thread title.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

I had sex with a girlfriend in high school in her parents' bed. The next morning we were starting to strip the bed before their anticipated arrival at noon and we couldn't find the condom. We started frantically looking everywhere with no success and I started to get really nervous. Finally a sickly light-bulb went off in my head and I pushed her back onto the bed despite her nervous protestations and inserted my finger deep into her...where I found the fucking condom! I had just rolled over in a post orgasmic haze the night before. Because of our condom search we hadn't time to change the sheets and I was certain that not only would they smell us on the sheets but that I'd gotten their daughter pregnant. A memorable morning but for all the wrong reasons.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

I have shagged in mum and dad's bed when house-sitting for them but I must say I don't really enjoy it. Communal sofas are another matter though, oh dear if they only knew...

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Eeww, no, the whole idea of shagging in my mum and dad's bed is weird. I think I'd be too conscious of where I was to enjoy what I was doing.

Michael, that story is truly horrible. Did she not notice?

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

ONCE I DID A POO IN ME GRANS FANNY LIKE AND I I LET IT DRIP DOWN ON ME GRANDADS (RIP) BED AND IT WENT ALL ORANGE LIKE 60S CURTAINS THEN I DID A WEE AND THEN ANOTHER POO IN ME GRANS FANNY AND A BIT OF SPUNKY CAME OUT OF ME WILLLY IT WAS A MEMEREABLE MORNING FOR THE RIGHT REASONS

― GARU G, Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

I've done it in my mums bed. And in my girlfriends parents bed. And in a friends parents bed.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

i had sex in my friends grandmothers bed.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Did she not notice?

Apparently not. I found this strange at the time too. She wasn't pregnant. Although otherwise lovely, sexy, and well-suited to me, I broke up with her 'cause she hated cats.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.punchstock.com/image/corbis/2936257/large/ede0028a.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I could never resist my mom's bed (when I still lived at home). It was a full-on 70's full-motion waterbed. Strip off the sheets, and it's just a big flat plastic bag full of water. Add a little oil, and it's like nothing you've ever fucked on before. And easy clean-up! Go ahead, spray it all over the damn place! Just wipe it all up with a damp cloth, put the sheets back on, and you're golden. And smiling.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

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