Let's talk about the Pauly Shore autobiography movie, "Being Me" starring Seth Green as Shore!!!

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Just kidding.

That would suck wouldn't it?

― Zarr, Thursday, 10 March 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Did you get replaced by a vaguely improved version?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 March 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

i was just thinking this could possibly be my favorite movie. deeply depressed

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

I know. It would've been amazing!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I mean, seriously, it's way too ridiculous a concept to just flat-out suck. It's like when I first heard about Being John Malkovich based on early script reviews.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I love this idea.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I want to see Seth Green in a Pauly Shore wiglet.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

this is easily the worst thread Calum has ever started, because of the disappointment factor in realizing this is a lie, an outrageous, will-destroying lie.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 March 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Why, exactly, would Seth Green play Pauly Shore?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I am officially tired of gabbneb's humorlessness.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Yes that,s exactly what it is

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Pauly Shore making a biographical film, though? Did he already make it? Is Seth Green in it, American Splendor style?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 March 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

That would have been the best movie I never saw. I guess it's still CHUD, for now.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

there already is a biographical Pauly Shore film, and its out on video RIGHT NOW.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284674/

Seth Green is not in it, but many similarly lame hollywood bottom-feeders are.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Bottom-feeders? Would you look at that cast!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I've been waiting all my life for a movie featuring Jason Mewes, Sally Jesse Raphael, and Carrot Top!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

And Hanson!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

And the Durst. Can't forget the Durst.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

ok i have to see this.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

My brother and I noticed this at the video store last week and we were really curious. Then we started reciting lines from Encino Man and forgot about it.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Oz is not a bottom feeder!

I mean, um, Seth Green.

― ian in brooklyn, Friday, 11 March 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

WHAT. THE. FUCK!

Ben Stiller...Sean Penn...Fred Durst...Tom Sizemore...Chris Rock...Heidi Fleiss...Kurt Loder...Pamela Anderson...Todd Bridges...Jim Carrey...Tommy Chong...Dustin Diamond...Andy Dick...Snoop Dogg...Perry Farrell...Hanson...Paris Hilton...Kato Kaelin...Tommy Lee...Michael Madsen...Jason Mewes...Adam Sandler...Britney Spears...Jerry Springer...Carrot Top...Vince Vaughn...Montell Williams...PAULY SHORE.

There is no fucking way this is not the greatest achievement that has EVER EXISTED IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MOVING PICTURES. How could it possibly fail?? This film should've negated the entire universe just by existing, because of how FUCKING GREAT THIS LIST OF PEOPLE IS!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 March 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

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