how do i get marmots to leave me alone

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― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

http://web.jymis.com/~wittmer/images/pyrmarm.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

http://web.jymis.com/~wittmer/images/rome.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

http://web.jymis.com/~wittmer/images/undrsea.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

http://web.jymis.com/~wittmer/images/hazard.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

That damned marmot is ruining all your vacation photos.

― Aaron A., Monday, 14 March 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

you're telling me

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

Expect trouble at the Rome and Egypt customs, next time

― Aaron A., Monday, 14 March 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps you should stop putting jam on your nuts?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

send them my way--i would like one

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

this is a serious problem

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cariboo.bc.ca/news/pastoct9/Photos/hoarypstr.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

One time a marmot stole some old coffee grounds. I was like, all you had to do was ask!! wtf.

― Aaron A., Monday, 14 March 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

i was nice to them once and now they come by all the fucking time!

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.schoolworld.asn.au/species/images/marmot.jpg

"I need about tree fiddy."

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Avoid owing porn moguls money and/or allowing Germans to break into your house. (DISCLAIMER: mistaking their ferret for a marmot WILL NOT WORK)

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Stand back!

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an expert on marmots. Marmots are usually attracted to humans for either food or for the purposes of interspecific sex. The first step to take is to encase your food in plasticine - all of it, without exception. If the marmot persists, you must use a condom. This will protect you in 98% of cases. Should complications arise, consult your doctor or a licensed clergyman.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

marmots = classic

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

nice marmot

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 14 March 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Marmots at Mt. Rainier

http://pages.cthome.net/thehiker/Rainier_Marmot_tn.jpg
http://www.happen.net/travel/img/nw/rainier_paradise_marmot.jpg
http://www.innercite.com/~mraffety/images/marmot.jpg
http://www.edisaurus.com/climbing/pix/cascades/rainier/05-24.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

It's all true: Marmot in Yosemite National Park:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/ynpmarmot.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps you should stop putting jam on your nuts?
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...)

send them my way--i would like one

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...)

Am I the only one that smirked at this?

― smee (smee), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

this is no laughing matter

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

I saw a marmot at Old Faithful. A redneck was literally leaning on a "Don't Feed The Marmots" sign as his daughter was feeding a neopolitan ice cream sandwich to one of them.

― andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I used to lurk at Old Faithful for just this occurrence. I would then sneak up behind the offending redneck and smash his head in with a shovel, while wearing a T that read "Shovel Weilding Vigilante". Then I would explain to their tear-stained children the importance of literacy and finish their ice-cream. I have since retired.

― saltbox and a rubber ball (Speedy Gonzalas), Monday, 14 March 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Now why would you want to get rid of such a sweetie?

ihttp://www.whistler.jp/good/images/marmot.gif

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bergnews.com/postkarten/murmeltier-lonely-gr.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bergnews.com/postkarten/murmeltier_high.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bergnews.com/postkarten/murmeltier-godot.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

Bon marmot

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

shameful, bros

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

DINSDALE...

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bergnews.com/postkarten/marmot-aum-gr.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

this thread is not about reasonable and/or law-abiding and/or cute marmots.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

http://feelbetteraboutthings.com/wall/marmot.jpg

Sadly, neither the image nor the saying make me feel much better right now.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

"feel batter about things"??? heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Well, I suppose everything IS better deep-fried.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

Deep-fried marmot...that's good eatin'.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/johangambolputy/Dinsdale.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

"feel batter about things"??? heh.

Actully, now that I look at the picture, it reads "feel batter about hings." GET ONE PROOFREADER.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

http://feelbetteraboutthings.com/wall/koala.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

i'm roffling over the koala. So senseless.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

I'm seeing groundhogs EVERYWHERE all of a sudden. Mostly because this week I'm driving up to Frederick for work, but still...is this the season when the young 'uns leave the burrow?

― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

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