Showers? Just for hygiene or fun to boot?

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I don't enjoy the process of taking a shower particularly. I get it over with as quickly as possible. Some people take days in a shower. I don't get it. Why is it so much fun?

Disclaimer #1 While it doesn't give me a thrill, I do shower every day. If I exercise, then twice. If I excercise before work and then go out after work, maybe thrice.

Disclaimer #2 If you have someone to shower with, obv. a different kettle of fish. Much fun.

runyan, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

I find it fun only if I have exciting new products to play with. I mean, like nice smelling shampoo or something.

Otherwise baths are more fun. You can drink wine in them and everything!

Archel (Archel), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

I'm not saying it's FUN, but I really taking a shower first thing in the morning, when I'm still sleepy, and just letting the hot water rain on me for a while -- it wakes me up and makes me feel refreshed. I like playing music while I'm in the shower, too. Especially of the upbeat, invigorating variety.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

If I excercise before work and then go out after work, maybe thrice.

Wait--are we talking shower, exercise, shower, work, shower, out? That's insanity. What's wrong with exercise, shower, work, shower, out?

adam (adam), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Showers are utilitarian for me, and more of a summer thing. In the winter, I like a long hot-ass bath. With bubbles, if possible.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Showering whilst stoned is one of the better things in life.

andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Shower is a good place for a wank!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Otherwise baths are more fun. You can drink wine in them and everything!

if you ever want to feel like arthur or just a drunk or just an eccentric-- drink your wine in the shower! it's great!

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

In the winter, my room is pretty cold so a hot shower is what gets my body temperature back to normal and wakes me up.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I have drank beer, in the shower.

Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand those that brush their teeth in the shower, claiming it saves time.

Magic City (ano ano), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

it's just because it's more fun : )

firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I like to take my sweet time in the shower, plus I have a shaving mirror in mine so that takes more time. Get in, soak for a few minutes while the hot water softens my beard, shave, soak a while longer, maybe wash my hair, more soaking, wash the rest of me, maybe a wank — before you know it a half hour's gone by.

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

It's all this shower wanking that's making oil go to $55 a barrel.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Taking showers is one of my most favorite things to do. How can you dislike a shower?

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Otherwise baths are more fun. You can drink wine in them and everything!

See, this is exactly why the sippy cup was invented.

In the winter, I like a long hot-ass bath.

Hyphen humor is so juvenile yet it brightens my day so much.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

a hot shower helps clear the passages and relieves aches n painz.

The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Monday, 14 March 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

the real issue should be European showers v. American showers. Runyan, you'd love your showers if you could spray water up your arse.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

But one half of yr shower-stream is ice-cold while the other is scalding hot, yikes! I think these logistics would make a Euro ass-cleaning sub-comfortable at best.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Crucial question.

libcrypt, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

my housemates moan at me for taking too long in the shower, but in my defense, I shave in the shower... never understood the need for a shaving mirror personally.

the next grozart, Thursday, 1 May 2008 09:43 (seventeen years ago)

In the winter, I like a long hot-ass bath. With bubbles, if possible.

I was all about bubble baths this winter, but then you have to take a shower afterwards anyway, so it's a little wasteful.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 1 May 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

Baths in winter, showers in summer.

krakow, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

if i had more inclination, i'd type out that scene from "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me" where Gnossos is at the drug store trying to explain that he wants bath oils and salts, even though he is a man.

ian, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

where can you even buy showercaps?
i only ever see them in hotels.

bell_labs, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

Drugstores! Srsly. I dunno where, though, I haven't bought any in years. But I'll bet like Lilian Vernon has really nice, heavy, old-fashioned ones.

Laurel, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

ziploc freezer bag and rubber band

ian, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

they didn't have them at duane reade! seriously i'm going to skip the "turning into my mom" thing and just go directly to turning into my grandma.

bell_labs, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

i have a pink cap. dont know where i bght it but it's great

stevienixed, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

I have a total love hate relationship with the shower. It feels sooooo good that I know, even though I have maybe 15 minutes if I want to be on time, that I'm going to linger after the hair is washed for at least 5 minutes too long, and that will directly correlate to missing a train and making me 20 minutes late to class/important meeting.

en i see kay, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

teehee

stevienixed, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

ah ffs. it was perez hilton sporting a hello kitty cap

stevienixed, Friday, 2 May 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)


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