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- Robert Novak
- Beyonce Knowles
- Peggy Noonan
- Michael Jackson
- Condi Rice
- Karen Hughes
- Ashlee Simpson
- Ashton Kusher

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

George Bush
Bill O'Reilly
Actually any Fox News anchors, I've seen.
Anne Coultier
Actually any right wing yell-y pundit
Hillary Clinton has really been annoying me lately (but part of me still likes her despite her
Arnold Schwarzenneger
Anton Scalia
I like Ashton actually
George Steinbrenner

Okay I'm gonna stop now.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

(ditto ANYC)

...except MJ and Beyonce. Maybe.

Plus:

- Michelle Malkin
- Robbie Williams
- this one dude I work with

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

w/r/t Anton Scalia:

Dahlia Lithwick said it best: (PARAPHRASE) You desperately want to disagree with Scalia and then you read one of his dissents and can't help but agree with him, for the time being at least.

That's a bad bit of p-phrasing, but she's right: he's an outstanding writer, even if it's in support of juvenile execution (wtf?!) or whatever.

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

fish --> barrel

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

More...
- Jennifer Lopez
- Harvey Weinstein
- Lil Kim
- Jeff Foxworthy
- police commentator Bo Dietl
- Dan Abrams
- Fred Durst
- Ron Kuby (not because of his politics, but because of his spittle-friendly purple-faced demeanor)
- Paris Hilton
- the Black Eyed Peas
- the Madden Twins
- Rev. Jerry Falwell
- James Dobson
- Jeff Foxworthy

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I cited Jeff Foxworthy twice. He must be really buggin' me these days.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

"That's a bad bit of p-phrasing, but she's right: he's an outstanding writer, even if it's in support of juvenile execution (wtf?!) or whatever."

Lucky for me I don't give a shit whether he can string a phrase together so I can hate him without contradiction.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fox5ny.com/images/bios/dick_brennan.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Michael Medved can go to hell!

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh god, yeah ditto Michael Medved.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

my most loathed michael douglas.

it would only take one silver bullet...

― scout (scout), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/stage/stories/2004/01/images/jimmy-carr-150.jpg

Look at that twat's face. For fuck's sake.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

I just saw him on Comedy Central. I was not amused.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Jon Stewart - I agree with his points but he's such a smug bastard.

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

anyone on Saturday Night Live

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Ashlee Simpson 'cause she's a talentless hack (cf Rose Bowl performance)

Jack Johnson 'cause he's the latest major label product for the DMB crowd

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

- Robert Novak
- Peggy Noonan
- Michael Jackson
- Condi Rice
- Karen Hughes
- Dubya
- Bill O'Reilly
- Ann Coulter
- Michelle Malkin
- Joe Lieberman
- Fred Durst
- Li'l Kim
- Jeff Gannon/Jim Guckert
- Tim Russert
- Carrot Top
- Clarence Thomas
- Rick Santorum
- Dick Cheney
- Paris Hilton
- Jim DeRogatis
- William Safire
- Maureen Dowd (even when she DOES squeeze out a good column(
- Tom Friedman

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

ANY christian right person

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

June Sarpong
Lord Dacre
William Jennings Bryan
Pete Waterman

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

I was just worrying this morning via email that hating Michael Jackson makes me a bad person. It's not cool to wish people ill, and he's innocent until proven whatever yadda et cetera. But m black little heart would be filled with glee if he went to jail. Dangerous freakshow, he is.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

JJ Reddick
Mike Krzyzewski

― john'n'chicago, Monday, 14 March 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

How can you not like Beyonce? She's super-fine.

― andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

maybe she's too bootylicious for him?

― scout (scout), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

How can you not like Beyonce? She's super-fine.

She's a puss-drunk boil on the ass of popular culture, desperately in need of being savagely lanced.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to pretend you misspelled "pussy," not "pus."

Lately I really hate John Stossel again. I guess it's kind of a retro-hate.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Actually I can understand the Beyonce hate totally. What I can't understand, though, is -- Jeff Foxworthy?!?! Mind you, Mr. NYC is so fully entrenched in Northeastern Urbanity that he's not at all likely to be a part of Foxworthy's target audience, but... c'mon, "You might be a redneck" jokes being hateable? I guess... I guess you have to actually have had experience with that sort of person in order for the joke to be funny. And I like his bits about NASCAR, made-up words, and his children.

(BTW, I relate a hell of a lot more to George Lopez's routine, but I still find the "You might be a redneck" thing hilarious.)

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

- joe lieberman
- pretty much any standup comic who has his own talk show

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

(Unless the hate arose from the "Blue Collar TV" show, that is. Now that program -- no. It just looks so damn wrong from the previews ALONE. But that still doesn't color my attitude about Jeff Foxworthy. After seeing his standup routine on TV for over ten years, it's not likely to.)

(xpost)

I fear Amateurist may be OTM re: "pretty much any standup comic who has his own talk show". *sniff* Poor Colin Ferguson....

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

isn't that the guy who shot people on the LIE?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't know. Maybe there was another guy by the same name who did that. I'm talking about Mr. "Late Late Show", though.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Vincent Gallo

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Actually, Jeff Foxworthy annoys me too. I think it's his smugness. Pretty much the only people I flat-out dislike are smug people. Nothing to do with location or subject matter, but an attitude of self-righteous complacency is guaranteed to get a rise out of me.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/stephenx/2005_0208_ricegraphic.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Jeff Foxworthy -- smug? Just because he doesn't display the vast amounts of shame people from outside his socioeconomic or cultural background feel he "needs" to display? I mean, he's not saying that "redneckness" is the only way to go -- he's just saying that, if you come from that heritage, it's good to laugh at yourself and recognize that there are others out there who also don't come from a highly cultured background. In fact, Foxworthy's definition of what a "redneck" is is, "the glorious absence of intelligence and sophistication". Which isn't an indictment nor an endorsement on those who come from that; just because your Aunt Peggy lives in a doublewide and uses old Cool-Whip containers as Tupperware and your Uncle Ed likes to watch NASCAR races on TV wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts and a pair of black socks, and also goes to Hooters and clucks at the waitresses, doesn't mean that you yourself will repeat this sort of behavior or lifestyle. It just means you've got relatives who are rednecks and, hey, it'd be fun to laugh about that.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Dee, just tell Uncle Ed to wear white socks and everything will be immensely better.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Ha. (Actually, I'm mostly regurgitating old "You might be a redneck:" jokes just to illustrate a point.) (Really, if I were to ascribe the actions of my relatives to standup routines, I'd go with George Lopez's, as I stated earlier. But that doesn't mean I don't know people with relatives like the ones described by Jeff Foxworthy.)

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

Political tools
- Michael Moore
- Sean Hannity
- Robert Byrd
- Ted Kennedy
- Rick Santorum
- Barbara Boxer
- Conor Oberst
- the Two Live Stews
- John Ashcroft
- Tom Delay
- Paul Krugman
- Dan Rather
- Joe Conason
- Bill O' Reilly
- Madonna
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Cher
- Brittney Spears
- Gene Hackman
- Courtney Love
- Billy Corgan
- Norman Mailer
- Gore Vidal
- Chris Martin of Coldplay

― don weiner, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

The redneck stuff doesn't seem smug as much as his overall style, and has nothing really to do with his subject matter. I feel the same way about a lot (most) comedians. Seinfeld included. Mitch Hedberg excepted.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

Then... your viewpoint would make complete sense.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

all your dislikes are so boring!

― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

man, i only dislike people i know personally more than everyone else. where's the shitty indie-band-level nonfame haterz thread? or is that just on live journal?

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

star-fuckers
david letterman
carson daly
fucking madonna, amen. (and I used to love the bitch)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Frank Rich
David Brooks
Al Sharpton
Rudolph Guiliani

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Uh, the talk-show guy you want is *Craig* Ferguson.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

CRAIG Ferguson! Sorry. I was mixing his name up with Colin Mochrie's, I guess... ? Maybe? Both of them have connections to Drew Carey? Yeah? Anyway. So, yeah, poor CRAIG Ferguson. (I like him right now, though.)

"star-fuckers" seconded, BTW.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Ted Nugent
James Lileks
Derek Jeter
Shawn Michaels

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

my proper noun obsession transcends politics - it's AntonIN

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

John Cusack.

Since finding out he nearly ran over a friend of a friend, I feel somewhat justified in thinking he was a dick.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

NANCY GRACE

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

thanks to jeff foxworthy (or more specifically, the production company that produced his roast for comedy c3ntral), i got paid $700 when i really needed it last december. so i can't really hate him (tho anybody thinking he's in a specific socioeconomic milieu other than "filthy fucking rich" is dead wrong).

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/about/newbio/nancygrace_photo.jpg

arrrrrrrrghh

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

She reminds me of a 40 yr old Tori SpelIing everytime I see here on tv.

― svend (svend), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

see her...

― svend (svend), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

Jose Mourinho
Liam Gallagher
June Sarpong also
VERNON FUCKING KAY
Michael Howard
Piers Morgan
Matthew Wright
Leonardo di Caprio (I have no idea why, he just has a very hittable face)
Martin Amis
Oz Clarke

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

June Sarpong
carol vorderman
andie mcdowell (still)
Alan Smith
Mutya
Avril lavene
Jose Marinho
Dubya
condi
cheyney
Hilary Duff
Ronnie Wood
Robbie Williams

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

Rick Santorum

Re: John Cusack
Tokyo Rosemary, do tell!

― Sara Sherr, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

Remy is OTM.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

Herman the Tosser:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38087000/jpg/_38087180_boateng_paul_55.jpg

― My Son Calls Another Man Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Jeanette Winterson. I haven't read her books, but I get very angry when she is speaking on television.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Brian Williams, pompous ass

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:msbuTE-sc8cJ:media.msnbc.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Bylines/mugs/cnbc_williams_brian_cropped.ss_h.jpg

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Kate Orsini

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Almost forgot: Mark E Smith.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Jessica Simpson

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

June Sarpong!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggggggghhhh!

― My Son Calls Another Man Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Hating a comedian for being "smug" = retarded

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

The crying girl from the biggest loser

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

She's a puss-drunk boil on the ass of popular culture, desperately in need of being savagely lanced.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 14th, 2005.

why, exactly, is she worse or more annoying than anyone else?

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

all these dicks on lame VH1 shows like Best Week Ever who get paid big bucks to be NOT IN THE LEAST BIT AMUSING.
Like this fuckwad:
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/showimages/best_week_ever/chris_finnegan_111x71.jpg
or this tool:
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/showimages/best_week_ever/paul_scheer_111x71.jpg
or, holy jesus, these dildos
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/showimages/best_week_ever/modernhumorist_111x71.jpg
what about this jerkoff (who I usta kinda like when he was on Mr Show, but now can blow me):
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/showimages/best_week_ever/paul_tompkins_111x71.jpg

AAAHHHHH I HATE THEM ALL!!!!!

― nonthings (nonthings), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Leigh Francis/Avid Merrion

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

Gary Williams
Rashad McCants
Mark Messier
Alex Rodriguez
Peyton Manning
Bill Romanowski
Francisco Fucking Cabrera
David Volek
King Rice

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nhl/2001/0529/photo/s_bettman_i.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

the annoyingly overbearing and pushy chick in my environmental law class who i lent a book to on monday on a strict promise that she would return it the next day as i really needed it. she still hasn't given it back. i used to just be irritated by her, now it has developed into fully blown dislike.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Bettman should be vivisectioned.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

this is the wrong thread, but do you really think that it's Bettman's fault?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

well, to a point. I mean, he approved extending the last labor deal past the initial expiration date. Plus, I worked for the league for a few years, and I watched him forge his wife's name on checks. Also, I blame the owners more than anyone, and he (b-man) is the most easily removed of the 31 heads... and Goodenow's an idiot, but b-man seems truly vicious/mean spirited.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

That I know personally only four people.

Two of which are old employers. If each one of them was hit by a bus I would not consider it a loss to humanity. Hate is a strong enough word there, I think.

The third is an old university friend, who turned out to a be total C*nt when the opportunity arose.

The fourth is a C-movie director who needs shot.

Of people I don't know:

*Brian Cass who owns Huntingdon Life Sciences
*Anyone who practices vivisection (and especially this fat girl who was waiting for me in a line in the American Embassy two years ago and thought it was funny to giggle at her studies in nueroscience when I asked her if it included boring holes into the heads of bound primates. Evil sicko)
*George Bush
*Tony Blair
*Michael Howard
*Racists

The usual shit that will bug most people here really.

― Zarr, Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

And Chris Martin.

Obviously.

― Zarr, Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

trepanation is nice

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Plus, I worked for the league for a few years, and I watched him forge his wife's name on checks

Well, um, I'll give you that one! And he was probably the force behind the untenable expansion. And while it's certainly the owners' fault that they've let salaries get out of hand, don't you think the players are being rather unreasonable? I haven't studied the teams' books, but the players are making NBA money in a league that's pulling in a lot less than NBA revenue.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

I'll concede that no problem -- I do think the bulk of the blame lies on him and on him as he relates to the owners tho. And I never forgave him for the previous lockout anyway, so as far as I'm concerned, someone has to take the fall -- I wish they'd just put Gretz in charge like they want to and get it over with...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

I dunno--listening to Gretzky and Lemieux lately sounds like they've made a pretty complete transition from player to owner...

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

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