Personal ad euphemisms

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Curvy = chunky

― andy --, Monday, 14 March 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

http://starsandgarters.blogs.com/photos/fun/best_friends_forever.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.invention.com/pics/brown56.jpg

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

buxom = total fattey

also, adventurous = herpes

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/Stixx1/coolstixx.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

I love walks on the beach = I am a dull ass motherfucker (or a liar, I mean honestly, considering how often this phrase crops up you'd think the beaches would be crawling with peeps)

I love coffee = I am a stressed out, overworked office drone

I love movies = I saw Dodgeball that one time.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

Ha! I loved movies just this morning!

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

Free spirit = aging hippy

― andy --, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

open minded = likes anal

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

discreet = married

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

"worldly" = "quotes 'i am NOT drinking any MERLOT' at fancy restaurants"

― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

top seeking bottom = sod you, I just want my jollies

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

Good sense of humour = I obsessively watch, and snort-laugh at, Seinfeld.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

"into pets"=will do dogs and horses and tricks with gerbils for your viewing pleasure

― carloads of the curious paid, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

420 friendly = will steal and sell your material possessions for cash

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

do people really write "420 friendly"?

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

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― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

"nurturing" = neurotic and emotionally draining

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

romantic = stalker who sits in car outside of guy/girl's apartment after the date and masturbates furiously whilst sobbing

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

"age ain't nothing but a number" = 60 y.o. troll who only writes to guys in their 20s

"I've been doing a lot of work recently to grow as a person" = basket case

"I'm a normal guy who just happens to be gay" = so not over it

― cheshy f cät (chëshy f cat), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

writing a personal ad = lonely, sad (this isn't a joke)

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

answers personal ads, but never places them = freeloader, drifter

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

I agree about "nurturing."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

"good Christian gal" = this ass shall not be tapped any time soon
"need a little TLC" = I just wants a mans what won't hit me
"adventurous" = I come packing wicked bondage gear

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

hang on what is '420' *supposed* to mean???

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.htm

― pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

"Confident" = Hitler

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

"ambitious" = gold-diggin' hootchie!
"must be financially stable" = tired of going to Mickey Dees on dates

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

"Go-Getter" = lives with parents.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I kept seeing "must be goal-oriented" in these things, puzzled over it, and finally figured out the "goal" in question was making lots of $$$.

― mjfan, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Shit. I thought it meant being committed to finishing video games.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

"likes the outdoors" = occasionally goes on walks on lunch break

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

"nature-lover" = 420-friendly

― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

"Entrepreneur" = posts pictures of scrotum on internet.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

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