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On one hand a lot of charades and deceptions in your personal relationships can quickly come to an end. On the other hand, this can be very fucking embarrassing.

Share your email OOPS! nightmares tragedies and blessings-in-disguise.

Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

Why do you want to see oops's e-mail?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

I am a spy.

Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

a rookie spy

Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

a friend of ours (the guy who performed our wedding actually) shared like a hotmail account with his wife, god knows why, and somehow, I have no idea how, replied to his wife's bible discussion group with an extensive discussion to my husband's D&D group about how they were going to raise some dead folks with a big ceremony and kill some other stuff for spell components and whatnot.

CLASSIXOR.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

I did that to an e-mail I'd retitled "FUCK FUCK FUCK." And it was an office e-mail. It went to everyone, including the publisher and editors.

That was so awesome.

sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Well-known San Francisco software company - two employees were having an affair. Somehow the married man's wife's SISTER found out how to access the entire company's email and send out this bizarre missive to everyone that worked for the company, including European satellite offices etc... hundreds of employees:

"When they started the affair he put us through emotional and mental abuse- he lied to everyone, his prior boss and co-workers, his friends, his family and himself. B--- and J--- have been in a relationship- he and her have stated that they love each other- they have put us through enough. They lie, they have ruined a family unit- 3 children and hurt their mother deeply. We have a daughter, she is 6 (5 at the time of the affair)- and he has taken her with his boss to continue this affair- while still living at home with his family. She has visited her home and said it was a small house, she has a black kitty, she has heart shaped pillows, and power puff posters (2), she has a heart lamp which glows red, lots of make-up, she does not like to eat fat things, and her daddy gave her a massage. They (B--- and J---) have been to a motel, dinner, lunch, on outings, and romantically involved. This is beyond the professional work ethics and should be recognized as such..."

The woman, naturally, walked out of the office and never returned.

andy --, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

I guess she was embarrassed?

Eleventy-Twelve (Eleventy-Twelve), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

she is embarrassed that her lover's wife's sister is such a terrible writer.

Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, "she does not like to eat fat things" may be the best piece of writing I've read all year.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

she has a black kitty, she has heart shaped pillows, and power puff posters

oh dear God, this is fabulous stuff

she wants to be President when she grows up, and has donated her bone marrow on several occasions, though only six she has already pioneered a revolutionary form of therapy for heart patients leading to massively increased instances of successful recuperation in the Bay Area, her daddy give her a massage

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

she loves beautfy pageants, she has a perfect smile, she always says she adores her mommy, she is learning home cooking, she loves peanut butter

moley, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

she has devised a non-polluting fuel made from her paint, which she first uses to paint pictures of her kitty, Mr Sniffles, THEY HANG ON OUR FUCKING REFRIGERATOR YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

GUYS that is about the WOMAN.

i think.

do goern women hav powerpuffp osters, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

She's six. Six.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

i like the "powerpuff posters (2)" part myself.

jim yert, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

I really want to see this tarted-up lamp.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

I am truly amazed. There's a book or movie in this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

She sounds like a Spooky Kid. It should be a spooky kid movie.

She is unafraid of the dead, she raises spirits, she speaks to demons, she wants revenge on daddy...

moley, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

THAT IS NOT ABOTU THE GODDAMN KID. THAT IS WHAT THE KID RELAYED TO HER MOTHER ABOUT THE AFFAIR-WOMAN.

JEEZ, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it's not a very clear sentence, but it's a great one.

sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh! Right. Hence the 'massage'. I get it. Ah.

moley, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

that is the surprise ending! x-post

Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Brilliant!

moley, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

There's more:

The office tart called the guys cellphone and started in "Hi, I'm on my way to pick you up, I'll give you a nice blowjob on the way to the restaurant, etc..." and it wasn't the guy but his WIFE on the other end. She freaked and ran off, disappeared, leaving her hubbie and the kids. Here's the letter that the office tart WROTE TO THE WIFE!


Sat, 08 Jan 2005 19:01:03 +0000

Hi J---,

I hope this finds you safe.

I wanted to let you know that we all want you to be safe -- wherever
you are doesn't really matter, but it's important for the kids to know their mom is safe. So if you can, it would be good for you to call K---, M--- and C---- and let them hear your voice so they know you are alright.

Everyone understands this time is difficult for you. So please do what you need to do, to cope with the stress of your breakup with B---. But please also think of the kids and understand that if you leave them, it will affect them the rest of their lives. If you harm yourself, they will have to live with it long after you are gone ... please think of that before you do anything else ...

I also wanted to let you know that I talked to B--- last night and I
told him that I can no longer see him in a romantic way. I understand that my involvement with him is only making things more difficult for you and I do not wish to hurt you. I am sorry that I hurt you so much before. When I went into this relationship with B---, I did not understand how difficult it would be for you. I love B--- and I would love more than anything for the two of us to be together, but not at the expense of your life.
Life is way to precious ... the kids are too important ... they do not deserve to live without their mom. So I hope you will read this and understand that I do care about you and that is why I have decided to let B--- go. If we are meant to be, then one day we will be together. I will let time run its course and see where it leads us.

Warmest regards,

J---

andy --, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Okay, now I think you're lying.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

"Please don't kill yourself!"

Patronizing bitch! (the movie's getting better, though)

Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

So hang on, she sent-all that second one too?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

No.. the second note was written to the cheated-on wife. When the sister sent out that weird note out to everybody, she included the cheater lady's original email. Apparently the guy stayed at the company, albeit sheepishly; the homewrecker fled without even cleaning out her desk.

The homewrecker was described to me as a "skanky texas ho," if that sheds any light.

andy --, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

oh her...

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)


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