help me think of something clever to say about strawberries

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if you had to sell shitloads of strawberries - and think of something cutesy to say, lets say, in an AD, for work.. umm okay help me think of something. PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND WITH "OUR CROP IS BERRY GOOD" -

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Stawberries: Excellent for erotic foreplay.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

'out of season in the northern hemisphere'?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Fact -- They're the only fruit with their seeds on the outside.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

'out of season in the northern hemisphere'?
-- Ed (dal...), March 15th, 2005 2:32 PM. (dali)

in California, the strawberry season starts around January!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

OMG JE4NNE STOLE MINE! MINDMELD!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah, this ad is running in san diego.. sooo... what gygax said.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

(xpost to myself, how lame) although isn't there some sort of weird footnote to that, like the 'berry' is actually part of the stem and the 'seeds' are little fruits? I could totally be hallucinating this.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

boo-yah!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Nuestras fresas son más rojas que el asno de un gringo!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

OMG JE4NNE STOLE MINE! MINDMELD!

Were you also thinking "If you cut them in half lengthwise, they resemble female genetalia"? Me neither.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh dey's so fresh an' fine
An' dey's jus' off de vine
Strawberries, strawberries, strawberries,
Oh, dey's so fresh an' fine
An' dey's just off de vine,
Strawberries, strawberries, strawberries,

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

uh... too Uncle Remus.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

"they're strawberrylicious!"

that's all i got.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Can't you steal an idea from somewhere else? :)

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Strawberries are low in fat and low in kilojoules and contain higher levels of vitamin C than other berries. Below are recipes for a salad, jam, chutney, butter, daiquiri and samosas.
They also contain iron, to prevent anaemia, fatigue and lack of energy as well as over 40 phytochemicals which help provide protection against cancer and heart disease.

Their anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory qualities suggest that strawberries may help prevent kidney stones, act as a liver tonic and help relieve joint pain. Most importantly, strawberries are the ideal `anytime, everyday snack' for both adults and children.

Something there has gotta help surely.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

uh... too Uncle Remus

yeah. exactly.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

They're natures guilt free indulgence!

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Not really made of straw!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: the most ridiculously difficult crop for poor migrant farmworkers to harvest!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

...Straw-ber-(octave leap)-RIES!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

As seen on TV!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

i like jaymc's idea the best so far.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

They're cute and tasty....BUT THEY CAN KILL!*

*this is true. I myself am allergic to them.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

or at the very least give you hives.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

How about "seasons eatings!" With a strawberry with a big smiley face on it.

― Trayce has suddenly gone all twee (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: they're liking eating god

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: straight from nature's chooch

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

9 and a half strawberries makes me feel so excited.

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: they're mother earth's nipples.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

...the way nature smiles upon you
...nature's perfect package

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Strawberries! Chock full of vitamin YUM!

― Troy McClure (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: the original labia garnish

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: fuck an apple

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Trace, if ever you could take a pic of your mother's... oh never mind.

strawberries are HAIRY.

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

strawberries: who knew cultural imperialism could be this juicy

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

From a tour stop in Wales, dandyish keyboardist Nick Rhodes, 38, of Duran Duran tackles 10 Pressing Questions about art, makeup tips, and the effervescent Renee Zellweger.

R: So is champagne and strawberries a typical breakfast for you?

N: I don't know whether I ever had champagne and strawberries for breakfast. Maybe once. Champagne actually gives me a terrible headache. I'm not a big advocate of champagne. I prefer red wine, and you certainly wouldn't want that for breakfast.

I eat fruit for breakfast. Sometimes I eat muesli or something, but usually I eat fruit or yogurt. I'm vegetarian. I've been vegetarian for 11 years.

― andy --, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

"pop a cherry today!"?

― jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

This season stick a ripe strawberry in your asscrack, sit down hard, and pretend you're leaking bloody intestines everywhere

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

... $3.99 / box

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

i meant 'berry'.

― jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

Strawberries: The most toxic fruit you can buy!

(Because they have thin skins and live on the ground, they absorb whatever pesticides you treat them with. Of course if they're organic...)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Strawberries: no longer just for gays and the British!

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

they're good for you too!

― t0dd swiss, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Red without and pink within
with golden spots upon the skin

see, it rhymes!

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Strawberries...OR ELSE

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

"Up against the wall, capitalist running dog imperialist bastard!"
"I've got strawberries..."
"Okay, let this one go."
*fistpump*
STRAWBERRIES...THEY'LL SAVE YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING LIFE.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Strabwerries

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Have you had your 45 strawberries today?

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

The familiar fruit than always seems exotic.

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Aaron wins!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

play "Strawberry Fields Forever," show some guy driving through meadowy green fields, say something about getting high - on STRAWBERRIES!

the meadowy green fields are a reminder of their grassy taste - you know, not as decadent and intense as raspberries - warm, generous, open mouth - like this (sorry, image unrelated - just the feeling):
http://www.indiepages.com/matinee/pix/big020.jpg

― youn, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

Strawberries or anal rape, the decision is yours.

― Kerry THornley, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

it's really a lie, though. strawberries don't taste like that anymore. please, moderator, take the image out.

― youn, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

You better eat strawberries today, tomorrow you may be a corpse.

― jokuhl, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

You could say that about Yorkshire Pudding.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

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