oh so you think sillines is good times harmless fun.
let you in on a little secrets: i knew a boy namd timmy who overheard kid talking about getting breast implants in his arms as valentines day prank. the timmy heard this and made him want totry so ten months after he saved his lunch money he got breast implantz for arms but let me tell you they were fullof a chemical you may have heard called cynide. timmy died in his arms that night.
so you think being silly is harmles fun? think again getserious for your health sake you dont want mom seeing you in coffin do you.
― Jasper Matthew Conway, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)
"Timmy died in his arms that night
Must have been cyanide tits."
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
Damn, and I was just about to get breast implants in my arms and everything.
― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
"Haha, armtits! Wow, you sure got me this time, Troy!"
― The Ghost of WTF????? (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)
Wait wait wait, Billy overheard Kid???
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)
What, you mean thinking its a real post? I certainly didnt, but whats it matter? =)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)
"valentines day prank..."
Is this some new tradition I'm unaware of? Like Guy Fawkes day or something?
― andy --, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)
gygax, if you can't see the immense humor in nabisco's Cutting Crew comment, I will just sit here in front of my computer and shake my head like I was doing a patronizing "oh poor unhappy gygax! Have a Thin Mint" maneuver.
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)
Timmy: Deceased
Actor History: Josh Ryan Evans (9 July 1999 to August 2002)
Lifeline: Died 5 August 2002.
Other Names: Timmy Lenox (after becoming a real boy)
Cause of Death: Died after being attacked by Zombie Charity.
Former Residence: Tabitha's House
Flings & Affairs: Charity Standish (crush)
Brief Character History:
Timmy was created by Tabitha shortly after the show started. She used her powers to bring him to life from doll form, shortly before her powers were taken away. Even though soon lost her powers, Timmy never permanently reverted back to doll form -- he was able switch back and forth at will.
Timmy functioned as Tabitha's conscience on the show. His love for Tabitha was tempered only by his love for Charity, who he saw as pure and innocent. He hated what Tabitha and Hecuba were doing to Charity, but he knew that Hecuba and Tabitha could destroy him. His favorite hobby was making and drinking his martimmies.
Timmy became a real boy, his wish having been granted by the Angel Girl, and Tabitha began introducing him around as her great-grandnephew, Timmy Lenox. Soon he began a journey to find the Demon's Horn, so he could save Charity from Zombie Charity. With an unlikely ally (Julian Crane!), Timmy found the Demon's horn and brought it back to Harmony to save Charity.
Unfortunately, while Timmy was able to save Charity, he was not able to save himself. He lost his life in the battle with Zombie Charity, and his heart was donated to Charity so that she could live.
― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)