Holy Shit! NARWHAL FURRIES!

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NARWHAL FURRIES SANS NIPPLES!

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

SRSLY, what is the point?

http://i5.tinypic.com/2r5dcvt.jpg

(big ass-and-other-animals (1600x1200) version here)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

Odd hobby turned fetish taken too seriously...

I'd guess it's harder to hide than other fetishes, so they went the other direction and just SCREAM it.

The thing that I REALLY don't get is that furry art is generally poses and outlines taken directly from photographs, and there's generally NO story.
Do they have NO imagination??

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Spraying Bacteria All Over You...AGAIN!! (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Fetish? So this is the "before the orgy" snapshot?

(wait, I don't want to know the answer)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

I choose not to know the answer.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Spraying Bacteria All Over You...AGAIN!! (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

I have so many questions that I don't want to know the answer to.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

how does a fox furry have sex with a mothra furry (lower right -- actually cool)

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

If they keep the costume on during sex surely that makes them a plushie not a furry?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

I think that makes too much sense.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Spraying Bacteria All Over You...AGAIN!! (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

TOWGA: i wonder if there is ever the embarrsing two furries showing up in the same "anmial outfit"
TOWGA: like "oh snap."
TOWGA: then i wonder if this means like autoyiffing
TOWGA: cuase you doesnt want to fuck themself
TOWGA: you=who

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

If they keep the costume on during sex surely that makes them a plushie not a furry?

can't be both?

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

What's that black knight/ringwraith/whateverthatleatherharnessmeans doing there (front, behind the right leg of the ladder thing) ?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

Probably some insect. Sectars?

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

Oops, wrong convention? Furry suit being unsperminated at the cleaner's?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

OMG!

http://i18.tinypic.com/2z85nbt.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

That's disturbing.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

MOTHRAS AREN'T FURRY.

Do these guys talk? I mean, how can a fucking wolf talk to a tiger. I understand they may walk around grunting at each other, but what about after that picture was taken? They can't even ask "So where did you park the car at?

If they do speak English to one and another, do they adopt funny muppet kind of voices to match their "animal"? And how many of them have gotten jobs at Disneyworld?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

Moths are fuzzt sometimes...
MothRA was fuzzy...
But yeah, overall it's really dumb.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

wow, i never tohught about furry voices

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

mindblowing.

also: how do they make their parts work while they're yiffing?

― grbchv! (skowly), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I had never learned that, and do not wish to share such pain.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

^ DRUDGE SIREN GIF

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

Embarrasingly, my b/f found out his brother is into this shit. I think the guy is chasing some girl who is a furry. Nick rang him recently and was like "dude, where are you?" and M replied "uhh... umm... [shifty voice] actually I'm at a furry con".

AAWGFWEBBBgfbghedr!

I should ask him if they do stupid voices and wtf. And then point at him and laugh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if foreign countries have different distribution of animal types amongst their furries

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

in our country, we call them 'football mascots'

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, what's the ratio in australia between placental furries and marsupial furries??

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

Brings a whole new meaning to "koala taco".

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. That brother should have lied.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

Think of how bad it must be if he was lying!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

You think thats bad: his mother doesnt understand what furries are. She refers to his "nice friends who get dressed up and have meets".

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

Me and Nick find this unutterably hilarious, obviously.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

I was thinking of a parent driving past that photo session with their kid, going "Oh, look Mason! It's Tigger!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

*spittake!*

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

This has become the best thread all week with the last 6 posts or so.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

I have no memory of starting this thread

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

Even better.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

I now declare 'The Narwhal Furries' the best idea for a band name since 'Civil War Gay'

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

I... no words...

http://i7.tinypic.com/2cz9elj.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 4 February 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

SOOOOO not gonna happen.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 4 February 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

If that's what it takes to get to sit next to a girl like her, well, then,... nah, nevermind.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 4 February 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

is he wearing faux-platinum fronts??

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Less sick than before (The GZeus), Sunday, 4 February 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

IS he a he?

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 4 February 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

is that fiona apple?

― ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Sunday, 4 February 2007 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's probably a man.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 4 February 2007 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

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