upper decking (aka FUN WITH POOP)

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apparently, shitting in the water tank of a toilet is called upper decking. this is REALLY gross, but i couldn't help but laugh (i.e., a 34-soon-to-be-35 y/o dude snickering at poop jokes like a teenager).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 20 March 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

haha i totally have to do this prank if anybody ever deserves it enough.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Sunday, 20 March 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

go see the latest JOhn Waters flick. it shows up in there, too.

― kingfish van pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 20 March 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

More fun with poop: My toilet is clogged. Would it be weird if I asked one of my neighbors in my building if I could borrow their plunger? Or should I just go buy one.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 20 March 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

I never saw that Water flick. Didn't Divine eat poop? Ew. I saw part of a dubbed version but couldn't face Divine eating "sheisse."

― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Sunday, 20 March 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

You don't own a plunger, Phil? I bought one last year when I noticed that my roommate (a 130 lb woman) was having many more 2-flush dumps than I was. Haven't had to use it yet, though, not even when she managed to flush half of the toilet paper dispenser spring loaded thingie (it came apart when she was trying to load a roll and fell in as she was flushing. Yes, she is a fucking idiot).

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 20 March 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

And no, I've never upper decked, though it sounds fun. Maybe next time I eat at Dairy Queen.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 20 March 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

bryan are you online.

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 20 March 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

i had one, but i let the models keep it when they moved to new jersey, just in case the bulemic one clogged the toilet. are they expensive? i should get one tomorrow afternoon. a couple friends are coming over at night..

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 20 March 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

Not much, Ant. One of these days I'll get back into it. Not being able to at work has slowed my movement back into normal interweb fun.

Should be about $5, Phil. Few things in life are more satisfying than unplugging a toilet.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 20 March 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

i miss your lovely nipples

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 20 March 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Phil, a mop in a bin liner works just as well as a plunger.

― RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 20 March 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Is it because my nipples look like slices of kolbassa, Ant?

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

do they?

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Unfortunately, yes they do, just like you'd find on a tray with slices of cheese and pickles with buns, butter, and mustard on the side. Not as appealing in real like as it sounds.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Clealy I miss eveything because I wake up too late... I've never done this either, and I can't imagine what would possess me to, but if nothing else, I do own a plunger.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Hate, luna. Hate makes you do things like this. Give in to your hate.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure it's in me to express myself this way.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Taking a dump in an air vent might be more your speed.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 21 March 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

PoopReport is the greatest site! I love it.
http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Conent/Poopforpeace/2005.html

― Ty, Monday, 21 March 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

upper decking is so 26th apr, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 March 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Haha, otm.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

if anyone is wondering, i went and bought a plunger for $5 becausei thought it would be a good investmenet in case the mop/bin-liner led to scary toilet sewage all over my floor.. but my toilet is unclogged. YAY!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 21 March 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

My coworker woke up to find poop in his bathtub the morning after a party at his place. Upper decking seems much more humane after hearing about that.

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 21 March 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

It seems to me a bathtub would be easier to clean than a toilet tank.

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

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