People who don't read fiction

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i do not understand this. can someone explain?

AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I have gone for months on end without reading fiction.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

i have two friends who don't read anything at all. they are proud to be "non-readers", quite frankly it makes me sick.

Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

this is like 98% of all people you know

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

this is like 98% of all people i know

quest for the truth., Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

They're stupid and scared. My colleague only reads books on JFK, Steve McQueen and (this is his latest one) Shakin' Stevens. He is a symbol of the decline of civilisation.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Markelby, he isn't just a symbol.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Joe didn't read fiction, at all, ever. I always suspected that this was symptomatic of a deep inability to sympathise with or engage with the emotions or experiences of others. Turned out I was right.

Masonic Cathedral (kate), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Ahem:

Avoiding other works in your chosen artistic field(s)

(I realize my first post there is not saying I've never read fiction at *all,* of course -- I do think it's strange not to never have -- but that for whatever reasons tastes and preferences can change.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Something like 36% of my reading is fiction - it feels like a confection, however.. like seeing a film or listening to a record. It is, after all, the contents of one individual's mind and that's it. Well written non-fiction educates, illuminates, and puts the world in a different light. Fiction? "Well, that was weird, but good..."

andy --, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

i don't read much fiction that i haven't already read at an earlier age

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

UH. fiction can do all those things and often with quite a bit more force than non-fiction.

i think what the orig. poster MEANS is not 'ppl who don't read fiction' as that's , yeah , pretty much everyone; rather 'ppl who read, and seem pretty bright otherwise, but don't read fiction'. those ppl are creeps.

INhumane, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

does reading right wing newspapers count as reading fiction?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I don't read much prose fiction, hardly any in fact*. I'm not sure I can explain it myself - non-fiction just seems to satisfy me more. I'll have a think and see if I can come up with more reasons.

xpost yes Mark stupid and scared, that's right. Your emotional literacy shames me yet again.

*I do read comics but I tend to think of that as something I do 'instead of' movies rather than novels.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

i wish i read more non-fiction myself--i split time between philosophy and fiction.

i am pretty leery of saying that an inability to read ficiton is a symptom of self-absorption or lack of empathy or general dullness. there is often a correspondence tho.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm actually greatly in sympathy with Mark there, when I do read fiction much these days it's usually a reread of something, often resulting in me finding out how both my points of view in general have changed vis-a-vis my reactions to a book as well as how I've taken the book to begin with. (My multitudinous reactions to The Lord of the Rings is a prime example -- also, oddly enough perhaps, Peanuts, but I suppose the question of what fiction is stretches there.)

xpost -- I was hoping Tom would say something! (Read that thread I linked, at least my first post!)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

I read maybe 50% fiction, 50% non. I try and alternate the two, though it doesn't really work like that as I tend to have maybe three books, plus work stuff (usually scripts but sometimes novels, sometimes treatments etc.), on the go at any one time. When the books are good, I'm in heaven - SJ Gould's Wonderful Life (best natural history book ever?) and Jeffrey SomeGreekname's Middlesex simultaneously was pretty marvellous.

Tom - point taken, dumb generalisation. Intentionally missing out on the wonders of fiction seems an odd choice, though.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

in fact i would probably be more inclined to say those things about people who dont listen to music! (everyone be more like me please!)

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

People who never, ever read fiction are weird. But, like Ned and Michael, every once and a while I can't read it, maybe too much stuff is going on in my real life that fiction would actually make me think about said real life instead of letting me escape it for a while. I mean it ultimately always makes you think about RL, but usually at a couple of removes.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I read more non-fiction, mainly to do with politics. I like to try to become more informed about the world and therefore fiction comes second place. Having said that, I do often enjoy it. And I realise it can teach you a hell of a lot itself.

Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"I have gone for months on end without reading fiction."

right. that i can understand. my question is more specifically who flat out do not read it. and i mean, among people who read. if 98% of people don't regularly read, this is about the 2% who do.

ned - for some reason i cant open that link. but yeah, again, it's not about tastes changing, it's about "nope, not me, never touched it and never will."

AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

"does reading right wing newspapers count as reading fiction? "

oddly, the person (coworker/boss) who made me wonder about this does just that. I'd say that's 99% of his reading. his opinion is that he likes to stay in reality. oddly enough, he'll watch fictional movies.

AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

I think fiction can capture 'reality' even better than non-fiction in certain instances by giving a more (forgive me) holistic picture of a time or a place, one that includes mundanities like love, family, work, sickness etc... OTOH, I often find fiction to be so stylistically dull or so narratively unintersting or, worst of all, so transparently partisan, that I can't get into it, despite my friends' pleadings

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

The funny thing is that whenever I do read fiction (and it's good) I'm engrossed, can't put it down. If I had to name my favourite books a lot of them would be fiction. So I don't resent 'scared' that much - I think I am a bit scared of its effects on me, in the same way that some people avoid drink or drugs because of a loss of control. I find fiction can manipulate me very easily and cheaply and I feel rather used at the end of that, and I don't often feel I've learned that much from the experience.

Also, practically speaking, I have a habit of dipping into books, putting them down and ignoring them for months, having several on the go, treating them like collections of 'bits': it is much easier to read majority non-fiction if these are your reading habits.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

michael if you find fiction dull i wonder wonder wonder how you manage to slog thru non-? i don't really understand that, i don't. i just don't.

well i, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

i hardly ever read non-fiction. but this may have to do with the fact that i read tons of magazines and newspapers. i think i get my fill that way.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

yes, echo ingtom: i wd read far more fiction - and listen to more music!! - if i wasn't aware that it can overhype me emotionally

"i had too much to think last night" = a condition i slightly have to dodge, when i have a lot on work-wise or domestically

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Also, practically speaking, I have a habit of dipping into books, putting them down and ignoring them for months, having several on the go, treating them like collections of 'bits': it is much easier to read majority non-fiction if these are your reading habits.

OTM

well i, I didn't mean to imply that I find all fiction dull, all the time. Don't give me any shit either, 'cause I'm not reading (at present) multiple books and hence no non fiction as I have embarked on a 2400 page odyssey of Proust's A la recherche du temps perdu.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

I read probably 80% fiction, 20% non.

I've found that most people I meet that do read fiction read like, mysteries and horror novels.

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I do read fiction, but I find that as I grow older that the lessons fiction wants to teach me are either redundant with lessons I already learned more vividly in my personal life, or else demonstrations of some proposition in philosophy that I've already thought about and have either rejected, exhausted or already incorporated into my thinking. So, I read less fiction now than when I was younger. It has less to teach me.

More and more the value to me in a book is either information (non-fiction's metier) or pleasant company. That last category embraces fiction, but also includes essays, memoirs, poetry, history, popularized science or any genre where the author can develop a distinctive voice and a narrative method.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Does reading the back of the shampoo bottles count as non-fiction? Because I read those a lot when I am on the toilet.

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I've always had trouble finishing novels but recently it's gotten really bad. I thought, "Maybe read some easier stuff, build those cognition muscles up again." So I tried Pamela Anderson's 'Star', and only got to page 61. I am starting to feel like the last section of 'Flowers for Algernon'

dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Aimless has an intersting point.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I haven't read a fictitious book in a long, long time. Hard to say why they/the idea stopped stimulating me. Of course I feel a bit inadequate about it but I do know that a lot of other people's writing just irritates/bores me. The other problem is I don't have much time to read as my commute is too short (only 7 minutes on a train) and I'm so busy with computer-based projects or trying to have a social life. And I don't take baths, and I get motion sickness on anything apart from trains (but even then I just want to listen to music and watch the scenery).

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

A very interesting point from Aimless, and I can see that in my own thoughts. Fiction that dare I say aims to 'teach' or demonstrate, however didactically or not, is a bit of a chore. Rather I prefer slice-of-life or celebration of the possibilities -- my own fiction by and large aims at the humorous or the observational, and my own inclination for sf/fantasy as a past mainstay -- where much of the whole point is *precisely* that something is new/unusual/out of place/imaginative, rather than being trapped in something 'realistic' -- ties in as well.

(In ways I think the impulse often codified as 'magical realism' -- but it transcends the particular range of Latin American writers who first got labelled with that -- reflects a larger impulse on the part of stuffy literary guardianship that prided 'realism' throughout much of the last century but which realized that they had driven themselves into a depressing cul-de-sac. I could say more but it would be involved. [Although here's something random to chew on = dull realistic fiction: cartoon rockism :: imaginative whatever-the-hell-works: cartoon popism?))

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I too think Aimless makes a great point and has perhaps nailed it re my feelings on the matter. Arrogant? Oh well.

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I read about 95% fiction, and only toss in an autobio or music book every now and then. When I think of reading I think of fiction, because for me that's where the creativity and fascination with writing is. I still find the idea of fiction exciting.

For the non-fiction people, what kind of non-fiction do you read?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

There are many other ways now to engage with and digest experiences, theories, situations etc. From computer games to the internet, plus wider access to information in general. Which MAY explain my reticence to traditional printed fiction (as Aimless says, we can get the same/equivalent 'information' or pleasure from other media).

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I find myself very picky about fiction, less so with nonfiction. If I tend not to read as much fiction as I used to, it's because I'm not constantly finding works of fiction that suddenly announce themselves as Things I Would Like. A lot of it just seems superfluous and unimaginative. (Another hardscrabble coming-of-age tale? etc.) I do get excited when I like something, though, especially if it's an author I've never read before and then I can explore their other books. (I am currently doing this with Jonathan Lethem.)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Aimless OTM about the lessons, Tom OTM about the dipping.

I've found that most people I meet that do read fiction read like, mysteries and horror novels.
Isn't this also a guilty pleasure of a lot of serious writers as well? Maybe not so guilty. There is a certain craft within the genre formula to appreciate- a certain formalism!- which also helps sidestep the "life lessons" problem.

think fiction can capture 'reality' even better than non-fiction
Right, and often at some deeper level. When I get stuck dealing with reality at the more mundane level, I can't go to the deeper level, at least not for the somewhat extended length of time reading a novel involves.
(multi-x-post)

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

I would like to agree with Aimless but I bet that if I went back and re-read Anna Karenina it would tell me a lot more about married life than I realised at 18. On the other hand maybe it would just confirm what I've learned from experience, won't know until I try.

Jordan: a lot of history, some sports books, some popular science, the very occasional biography, some sociology and politics, the odd book on folklore and myth, some collections of essays and some multi-discipline stuff that borders on philosophy. I used to read a lot of music books but there doesn't seem to be much of a market for the stuff I enjoy in that field now.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Another question: is the content of greater importance than the writing in non-fiction?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

There are many other ways now to engage with and digest experiences, theories, situations etc. From computer games to the internet, plus wider access to information in general. Which MAY explain my reticence to traditional printed fiction (as Aimless says, we can get the same/equivalent 'information' or pleasure from other media).

This is INCREDIBLY OTM. Essentially the possibility of choices available now has increased, on a wider level, much more than has been the case in the past, and we as individuals are making our choices within that. This is why I think it's terribly hard to talk about a 'mainstream' culture in general as well, in that said 'mainstream' -- pick an area, a communicative medium, a social setting, whatever -- is just one subculture of many -- it just happens to be the one with the most relative attention, and fractures and reforms a lot, which gives it a certain fascination. But its existence does not and need not presume automatic familiarity to everyone, nor that all be required to be so familiar with it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Jordan, not for me, it isn't.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Jordan: absolutely not. A lame or inappropriate style can turn me off a potentially fascinating book very quickly. There's probably an art/craft split in appreciation of fic/non-fic prose though - lyrical passages tend to be less common in non-fiction than marvellously well-turned sentences.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I don't read fiction terribly often. Usually I peruse socio-political theory and digest leftist movements.

What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Good point there with Tom -- Jordan, I've been noticing all the more intensely the differences between good and not-so-good writers in nonfiction in recent years. Sometimes the subject is great but the writing dull, labored, uninteresting; sometimes the subject seems slight but the writing is compelling (Arthur tells me that book on emo a year or two back is worth it for precisely that reason). I've freely abandoned books that became a chore for that reason -- and there are always other ones to check out.

As for you, Ian, you are Rik the People's Poet. (I KID.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Tom and Michael, Jordan.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I agree with Jaymc.

Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'm open for recommendations on non-fiction books with fantastic writing.

Another thing: with fiction, I follow writers. It doesn't really matter what kind of story they're telling at the moment, so long as I like their writing and their style and their ideas. It seems like this would be hard to do with non-fiction, as an interest in the subject is more important than with fiction? This may be wrong, but I'm trying to get my head around the non-fiction readers' mindset.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

That was xpost with Casuistry.

RS, Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

(I mostly don't read poetry now either.)

RS, Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

if it was as good for developing 'interpersonal/emotional/humanist understanding' (or something) as it is often alleged to be, mightn't its proponents reasonably be expected not to be so puzzled by or misinformed about ppl who don't read it

Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

The aggression/defensiveness of Dean Gulberry, RS £aRue and, most of all, moley, does imply fear, yes. It's fear of not getting it, not understanding and not enjoying it while they can see others around them loving it. That's what I mean by fear.

I think it's a fear of having to sit through tedious discussions with people who think you have to read certain books and / or read them a certain way in order to be socially acceptable.

Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't go to the theatre or ballet either, except when I get free tickets.

RS, Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

(I kind of like ballet though.)

RS, Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

I sure most of you won't be shocked if I never invite you to tea or my next bridge game.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

i knew i should have taken French.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Cela va sans dire, mon cher Aaron.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

but i dont FEAR french, i just dont have a taste for it. doesnt mean im not a human with honest heartful emotions!

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Si vous nous piquez, est ce que nous ne saignons pas? Si vous nous chatouillez, est ce que nous ne rions pas?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

no.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

wait, who do you mean? those who read fiction or those who dont? or french speaking people or everyone else?

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

i would just like to take this opportunity to sya, that michael white reminds me alot of humbert humbert. in a completely endearing way of course.

lalalolita, Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

kisses, lalalolita.

Aaron

It's just the French translation of "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?" from Merchant of Venice. I was referring to your statement that you are a human with honest heartful emotions.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

xxpost:
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Quack, quack, quack!

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Broken link.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

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RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

M White - i know, i translated it and was trying to be funny. thanks for pointing out my total failure.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hooverdigest.org/033/images/farkas3.jpg

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

So when I open a book, I'm really opening a whole other world? Neat. And I can go places with my imagination?

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

entire WORLDS dude!

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

M White - i know, i translated it and was trying to be funny. thanks for pointing out my total failure.

Sorry, dude. My funny is malfunctioning or something.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

sos mine, obv.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

"writer" would frequently be used to mean novelist

Or "book" to mean novel.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 March 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

People who are frightened of fiction scare me. Storytelling is good, it's primal, it's part of what we are. To deny it is denying a vast part of your humanity.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP. Good god, how are you still alive if you're going around sounding like such a douche bag? (hi adam)

That's cute that you've got enough time to read stories and glean them for meaning. You're quite the lil' puzzle solver there, buddy! But you're not a child any more, so you should realize that some people have no time for fiction and that doesn't make them less human. At some point you might actually realize that the time you spend in bed projecting could be better spent talking to people face-to-face. At the very least, you might be tempted to cut down on making so many ridiculous statements.

But then you'd lose the qualities that make me love you!

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Friday, 25 March 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/marvel/bitmaps/jonahjameson.jpg

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 25 March 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

Seriously! My pens are all over the place and shit!

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Friday, 25 March 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Admittedly, I didn't read this whole thread (because I don't like reading, ha!), and I figure this has already been addressed about 20 times in the thread, but:

they are proud to be "non-readers", quite frankly it makes me sick.

WTF? Get over it. If they don't like to read, that's their business.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 25 March 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

best thread evah!!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 25 March 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

the three little pigs "reading is fun" poster seems very ambivalent about its stated claim

"reading is fun UNTIL YOU NOTICE A WOLF WITH DROOLING MAW BEHIND YOU"

mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 March 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

It's more like loving music but hating pop music, I think it's a valid question
i think its another level up. fiction is not itself a genre, it's an entire form. it's closer to not liking any music at all, or not liking painting as an art form. liking mystery novels or classics, or scifi is a specific interest, fiction includes all that and is much more broad than that.

as long as we're comparing two incomparable things, i'll say it's more like liking music but rarely if ever listening to instrumental stuff. i'm sure if a similar thread was started on ILM you'd get people saying that those who never listen to purely instrumental music are cowards, afraid of not getting it. and they probably are racist pigfuckers, too.

()ops (()()ps), Friday, 25 March 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

probably would.

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

There's already a thread for that: Moby Review in the Voice

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 26 March 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

There are good things that fiction does that nonfiction doesn't do, and there are good things that nonfiction does that fiction doesn't do. You need both. What's the big deal?

lirker, Saturday, 26 March 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

the three little pigs "reading is fun" poster seems very ambivalent about its stated claim

"reading is fun UNTIL YOU NOTICE A WOLF WITH DROOLING MAW BEHIND YOU"

I know! Also the one like four below it: "TALL STORIES: Libraries are fun!" Clearly the non-readers have cunningly positioned themselves INSIDE THE MACHINE and are subverting from the inside.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 26 March 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

The brutality in Mr. Harvey Weinstein's last post is exactly how I feel when I can't read fiction. But some of the people I love who read fiction are often dry and analytical.

youn, Saturday, 26 March 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

But you're not a child any more, so you should realize that some people have no time for fiction and that doesn't make them less human. At some point you might actually realize that the time you spend in bed projecting could be better spent talking to people face-to-face.

Or demonstrating the girth of your intellectual schlong on an internet message board, eh?

lirker, Saturday, 26 March 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

If novels are bad enough, consider novelists. Never make a novelist your friend. You'll end up in their next book as a caricature of youself. And they'll deny it's you of course, because novelists are liars!

moley, Saturday, 26 March 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Hee hee, my grandpa ended up in a novel as an FBI agent.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

31 books read this year--3 fiction. so one in ten.

anthony, Sunday, 27 March 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

By the way, someone asked earlier I think: comics do not count as fiction. This was proved when Watchmen was given a Hugo award for Best Non-Fiction. I remember Alan Moore expressing surprise along the lines of "I thought I'd made it up, but it turns out to be all true!"

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 27 March 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)


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