Ronald McDonald would hit it

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

Photographed February 2005, Nakano shopping centre, Tokyo, Japan. Caption reads "Bear Claw!"

SAUCE.

What.

Oh slime, what manners.

Motherfucking.

SLIME.

*heads outside to slap himself with a shovel*

that girl is my new hero.

*weeps*

It's a Japanese ad. I'm not sure she's Japanese though... Anyone have the link to that chick all dressed up as Makoh Donaldoh?

Saturday looks a bit too happy about getting sloppy sixths.

Sunday:
http://hjem.get2net.dk/Fallows/different/ugly%20dude.jpg

McGriddles touted as hangover cure

So we saw the ad pictured here on the back cover of the current Rolling Stone, and the only conclusion we could come to is that McDonald’s is finally touting its breakfasts as the hangover cure they are—without explicitly saying so. Look at this thing! The guy’s got a reverse mohawk, stubble, and—though it might not be clear from the smaller version pictured here—bloodshot eyes! Then there’s the headline: “Bad night? Good morning.” We’re lovin’ it.

—Posted by Catharine P. Taylor

oh slime

http://wendyreidcrisp.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/30/ronald_mcdonald_2.jpg

Dare I ask the context.

http://wendyreidcrisp.typepad.com/from_the_back_pew/2008/04/index.html

I don't get it either

http://static.flickr.com/116/285937160_a2c97d93f7_o.jpg

Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald's get online

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. -- Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.

The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.

The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.

ysi?

I coined that phrase, "Oh, slime." while skiing today. Don't worry if you find it difficult or pointless now, because it sounds way doper when you start wearing better shoes.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, March 27, 2005 1:31 AM (3 years ago)

Man, I miss LC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

April 23, 2014 Ronald McDonald, who represents the magic and happiness of the McDonald’s brand, is setting out on a global mission to rally the public through inspiring events.

For the first time, Ronald McDonald will take an active role on McDonald’s social media channels around the world and engage consumers using the #RonaldMcDonald hashtag. As Ronald begins his journey, he seeks to deliver on the mission: “Fun makes great things happen” - the idea that moments of fun and enjoyment bring out the simple pleasures in life and can lead to acts of goodness.

“Ronald brings to life the fun of our brand by connecting with customers around the world, whether he’s promoting literacy or spreading cheer at a Ronald McDonald House,” said Dean Barrett, Senior Vice President, Global Relationship Officer. “Customers today want to engage with brands in different ways and Ronald will continue to evolve to be modern and relevant.”

Owner/operators of newly-built and remodeled restaurants around the world will also have the opportunity to incorporate revamped in-store graphics, furniture and other design elements featuring Ronald McDonald within restaurant interiors over the next few years. Television ads and promotional materials in the U.S. with the newly-reimaged Ronald will begin appearing later this year.

Ronald McDonald will be sporting a new wardrobe, which includes yellow cargo pants and a vest, accompanied by a red-and-white striped rugby shirt. His iconic big red shoes will remain the same. Reserved for special occasions, Ronald has a whimsical new red blazer with the Golden Arches on the front pocket and his well-recognized signature on the back, and a special bowtie to complete the look.

Ronald’s new clothes were designed by esteemed theatrical designer Ann Hould-Ward. In addition to countless Broadway, off-Broadway, and regional theater credits, Hould-Ward won a Tony Award for “Beauty and the Beast,” and received nominations for “Into the Woods,” and “Sunday in the Park with George.”

“Designing new clothes for Ronald McDonald was one of the highlights of my career,” Hould-Ward said. “I’ve worked with some really big names over the years and suiting up a living legend was a real thrill.”

“It’s wonderful to see what Ronald means to people around the world,” said Marlena Peleo-Lazar, Chief Creative Officer for McDonald’s USA. “We couldn’t be more excited to give him a new look and send him off to visit his fans everywhere.”

Ronald McDonald can’t wait to connect with people through social media. “Selfies …here I come! It’s a big world and now, wherever I go and whatever I do...I’m ready to show how fun can make great things happen,” said Ronald McDonald.

it's weird to me how they hang onto this iconography, it seems both outdated and creepy and appeals to no one

“Designing new clothes for Ronald McDonald was one of the highlights of my career,” Hould-Ward said. “I’ve worked with some really big names over the years and suiting up a living legend was a real thrill.”

jeez how do you sleep after saying something like this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Originalronaldmcdonald.jpg

on a pile of money

“Designing new clothes for Ronald McDonald was one of the highlights of my career,” Hould-Ward said. “I’ve worked with some really big names over the years and suiting up a living legend was a real thrill.”

jeez how do you sleep after saying something like this
--christmas candy bar (al leong)

I bet if you stuffed a pillowcase full of money it'd be reasonably comfortable

“It’s wonderful to see what Ronald means to people around the world,” said Marlena Peleo-Lazar, Chief Creative Officer for McDonald’s USA.

we're talking about a fast food clown here right

The fact that they've introduced a "new look" Ronald McDonald just reminds me that Ronald McDonald exists, something I would rather have forgotten. It also reminds me not to eat at McDonalds.

Like the food isn't a reminder enough?

i think we need to post this image again

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/3314/11117301229030wc.jpg

“Selfies …here I come! It’s a big world and now, wherever I go and whatever I do...I’m ready to show how fun can make great things happen,” said Ronald McDonald.http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/5359533bf92ea11e5c00d383/updated-mcdonalds-ronald-0414.jpg

http://media.bizj.us/view/img/2522521/ronald-mcdonald-1*1200xx2596-1460-0-462.jpg
http://mobile.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/08bdc44aa442bdf9fbe6189654c0b4a47db44cc2/c=0-62-2596-2014&r=x483&c=640x480/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/04/23//1398287194002-13983976774-71f0c3a5bb-o.jpg

could've used a haircut as well imo

I just don't understand, like I would just as easily believe you if you told me that was the "old" Ronald McDonald and the update was forthcoming.

I remember as a kid being v disappointed that there's basically no story/narrative behind Ronald McDonald. Like, they SAY he has adventures but he never actually does...? He's a blank slate. Big Boy at least had little cartoon/comic book adventures

in the 90s klasky-csupo made some "wacky adventures of ronald mcdonald" cartoons:
http://cinema-crazed.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scaredsilly.jpg

there was that McKids video game. but even that was mostly Ronald telling you to do things for him.

http://www.culturamix.com/wp-content/gallery/fotos-do-ronald-macdonald/ronald-mcdonald-amamentando.jpg

idk

the new ronald outfit looks like someone cobbled together a ronald mcdonald halloween costume from the thrift store/old navy.

I only just noticed the tiny Moomintroll at the bottom left!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Ronald_McDonald%2C_Eva_Rinaldi_%287041595945%29.jpg/492px-Ronald_McDonald%2C_Eva_Rinaldi_%287041595945%29.jpg