Cake

Which is true in my case because I can't stand them. Although that doesn't explain why I had ome cake in the first place.

Surely Tiramisu is a pudding not a cake? However tiramisu rocks the big one. Sofisticated trifle. Mind you I do a very good Delia adapted orange trifle.

Anything with fruit or nuts in really

I'm not fussy, cake is good

Also there is no cake that cannot be saved by chocolate chips and/or big lumps of chocolate on the top.

And I'd like to know that thinking behind putting [extra] cream on cakes. It just makes them messy to eat and blocks out the flavour.

I like ice cream cake.

It was so rich that neither of us could eat more than a cubic inch of it without collapsing. Took us a week to finish it.

Angel Cake - now there was a Sunday tea-time ritual round my house as a kid. You'd try and leave the double creamed segment til last, but rarely manage it. The Kit-Kat of the cake world.

You know how in continental Europe it's rubbish and they drink a lot of UHT milk? Is it the same in the US? I can't remember. Anyway, that makes their cream cakes (and pastries) suck too.

Chocolate beats Vanilla.

Note to dieters: eating a small amount of very rich cake won't fuck you up NEARLY as much as eating a shitload of, say, Hostess products or the almighty Dorito. I think Healthy Eating Lo-Fat foods are the biggest scam in the whole world and do not work. Ally, cottage cheese is Satan's smeg, yo, and it reminds you and all comers you're on a miserable diet. Just drink water when you feel the need to eat or have a banana (good for well-being as it helps with serotonin and you will be a little too happy to comfort eat).

my mums christmas cake was heavenly this year mainly because all of the fruit had been soaked in brandy for over a week

I ate so much strawberry cake tonight.

Details, please....

I went into the kitchen at work and there was cake, and I ate two large pieces of the cake. With coffee. It was a strawberry cake (reddish pink) with strawberry icing (also pink, but more of a pastel pink). It was very good.

I would work for cake.

At a party on Saturday night I ate about a third of the (victoria sponge) birthday cake. It was not my birthday. I would have felt bad except that I felt reeeeeallly good.

Victoria sponge!?

Victoria sponge!?

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All I wanna do is eat cake for breakfast.

Carrot cake.

Lemon drizzle cake.

Yes, I am a fan of lemon confectioneries in general.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p8JYqWuLKEE/Rny7uHQcTnI/AAAAAAAAAFs/srU80QOoZTY/s400/wedding+slideshow+035.jpg

oh dammit . . .

4th bday one should have been:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SKMANokVzKI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/1zg1bWRJh5I/s400/happy4th.jpg

Is a cake:

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tmnt.jpg

I don't really trust cakes that don't, first and foremost, look like cakes.

I would not eat the turtle or the dalek but would enjoy Lil Derrick's cake. Although only with his permission.

"pregnant belly baby shower cake" :-( :-( :-(

http://www.cutest-baby-shower-ideas.com/images/pregnant-belly-baby-shower-cake-3391.jpg

cake is just not that nice

the shotgun wedding cake above is kind of horrible

cake is just not that nice

sugbanned u in my mind.

I don't really trust cakes that don't, first and foremost, look like cakes.

I hate it when people make cakes in the shape of something else. I mean really really hate. It's a subset of the "playing with food" genre that can be best illustrated with that awful "sausage mash and peas in a smiley face" kind of thing.

u must be v. sad and lonely

my friend recently made a cake in a lobster-shaped pan. she tried to make red fondant for it, but she didn't have enough food coloring so it turned out pink. the finished cake looked like a smooth, shiny pink dong.

There is a farmers' market today outside my office - I just bought a lush lemon drizzle cake. It's sitting on my desk right now and I'm trying to save it to take home and not sneak slices off it all afternoon.

xpost my housemate once made pink mashed potato - tasted the same but could hardly bring myself to eat it, it was just wrong..

(xpost) lol

(xxpost) I mean, if you're going to bake me a cake, just make a cake shaped cake and use the time saved by not unnecessarily decorating it to bake another cake. Then I'd have two cakes instead of something that looks like a half melted traffic cone (or perhaps it's supposed to be a Dalek?)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/5818311660_8e1da41d67_z.jpg

http://laughingsquid.com/the-breeders-kim-and-kelley-deal-twins-in-the-womb-birthday-cake/

People do disgusting things with cakes. I do not understand their thinking. They are beyond my ken.

btw, I like spice cake and carrot cake, provided they are not too sweet and are not slathered an inch deep in frosting. chocolate cake is, of course, classic in almost any variation.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

i like cake very much

i'm not really sure what my favorite cake is though

i also love cake

i made an amazing apple crumble cake earlier this week

my fav might be carrot cake

both of those cakes sound very good

but i love just a box yellow cake w chocolate frosting

omg and pineapple upside down cake gets much love

i've never had it, i really want to try it

you can't go wrong with red velvet cake either, I had an AMAZING one for my birthday a few weeks ago

not a fan of box cakes, especially since it's so easy to make a cake from scratch!

i really would eat cake every day if I could lol

a luxurious chocolate cake can be really delicious too

have you ever had chocolate cheesecake? AMAZING

also, my grandma makes the best sponge cake w/ cherries

i have had chocolate cheesecake! i like it. i like black forest cheesecake too.

lemon w/ chocolate frosting plz

think imna make a flourless chocolate cake tonight cuz of this thread

LEMON CAKE oo boy

how do you guys feel about cupcakes?

I love them, don't get the hate for them tbh

Once I made raspberry cupcakes with chocolate ganache frosting O_O

i like them a lot - the ones you made sound great

is there such a thing as like a toffee cake?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/gooey-toffee-butter-cake-recipe/index.html

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,toffee_cake,FF.html

i think the picture of paula deen's cake just raised my cholesterol

http://https%3A//p.twimg.com/AtKHJR8CQAA1HEX.jpg%3Alarge

Chocolate and Guinness.

https://twitter.com/#!/sickmouthy/status/203373526684680192/photo/1/large

Basque.

Too much.

Might puke.

pie, fuiud

is it just me or is cake now... the centre of modern tory britain?

These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid

— Tasty (@tasty) July 8, 2020

It's seems working pic.twitter.com/7SuPmh2En3

— ///Someone/// (@om_speaks) July 11, 2020

Great thread to read comments about if you want to think they’re about the band Cake

nine years since their last (kinda crappy) album but they're still 'active' in some sense of the word

I have not stopped thinking about Colin the Caterpillar since I read this yesterday:

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/sep/03/colin-the-caterpillar-at-30-how-a-supermarket-cake-stole-the-nations-heart

I didn't get one for my birthday this year (obviously because we were not in the office at the time, but it is definitely an office tradition to get one - and the birthday person gets to eat Colin's FACE om nom nom I love cakes with faces on them - eating faces is GRATE!) and I still vaguely cheated about that.

Would it be absolutely terrible if I went and bought one, and spent the entire weekend eating it by myself - is this a good idea or would I just make myself terribly sick, because no one on earth is really capable of eating that much rich cake by themselves?)

lol, i have never heard of this thing until now

I did actually go and buy one because it was on sale, and the beastie is positively monstrous - I had forgotten how absolutely enourmous they are, and I've no idea how I'm going to consume the whole thing without my colleagues to help!

(There were micro-Colins available - and I discovered you can buy the faces without the cake? But I was suckered into buying a whole big one by the sale price.)