The most bizarre piece of travel writing ever

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I was looking at this for GTA3 tips, but it soon turned into a mad review of British culture. Big breasts, dirty water and no sarcasm. But we have electricity!

― Nick, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you find these sites?

― helen fordsdale, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know. I think I have indavertently unchecked the moron filter on Google.

― Nick, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh I say. How odd. Mind you, I only drink beer when I'm in Greenwich too.

― chris, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OlegWogo = Gail O'Hara?

― Nick, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How much of this is true?

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We do apparently have the biggest boobs in Europe.

― Nick, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dastoor, you're skin and bones, you liar. Your lovely balls, on the other hand...

― Mark C, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's brilliant! The man (OlegWogo) is a maniac, quite clearly. Is that a US state flag next to his name? If so, which one?

― DG, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A CREDIT TO THEIR RACE????

And that's the flag for Puerto Rico.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THEY HAVE ELECTRICITY? Oh, mercy.

On behalf of all half-aware crotch-sniffing Americans stuffing pork rinds into their filling-ridden mouths, I apologize for the ramblings of this tit-obsessed dolt. (And nice to see yet another Rage fan live up to the billing. That group really should've done something about their PR - the wrong kids bought the records.) (Ned, you hush.)

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nine years pass...

This is all-time. I'm working at the library and had to stop reading before I laughed too loudly. Every line is a classic.

http://www.quintessentially.com/insider/2011/09/01/a-boat-trip-into-paradise-part-one/

― Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

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