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Hi I recently took the virginity of my lovely girlfriend. Her vagina is still bleeding fairly heavily ~4 hours after. (fyi: she is with a girlfriend now and is consulting a doctor soon) I was fairly gentle, used a condom and plenty of lube. I am within one standard deviation of normal penis size. I think I did hit her cervix a bunch. What could be going on? Should I worry?

- Troubled

― Troubled, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell us more about the normal distribution of the penis.

― math attack, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Some womens interiors ain't normal. So the trajectory of your *ahem* thrust might've not had a smooth path. That's all I can think of but if she's off to a doctor, thats the best thing you can do.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

She said the pain was very minimal and she is experiencing none now. Her cervix did feel a bit weird but i was using a brand of condom that I hadn't used before....

― troubled, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Return the virginity no questions asked.

― hamburgler, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

give us t-statistics plz

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck off please... this is very distressing.

― Troubled, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

we're not doctors - we won't be able to give proper advice without a photo.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't worry Troubled. As long as she gets to a doctor pretty soon. I mean, it could be something serious, you just don't know....but by the same token, you just don't know, so until you do know, there really is no point worrying.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It could be that some other things is happening with her body that is unfortunately happening to coincide with the v-loss... this happened in The Bell Jar (and in Plath's real life).

― scout (scout), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah unless you're super violent and brutal in bed (I'm assuming you weren't in this instance) I wouldn't go blaming myself if I were you.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, this dude is a LIAR

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Probably. I'd rather give my sincere opinion on the matter than cynically blow him off for fear that one day someone will come looking for help and we'll all be so jaded that no one tries to help.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

well pat yourself on the back.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I ROLLED TIGHT IN THE GENERAL'S RANK WHEN THE BLITZKREIG REIGNED AND THE BODIES STANK

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i am not ashamed

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd definitely insist on him cleaning his penis in this instance before i cynically blow him off

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

If you were really being gentle but she still bottomed out and is still bleeding then either she's got a oneaddem box made of ricepaper or you got a cannon like Nacho Vidal. Either way, after she mends up (she will), it's all good for you, you've got it like King Kong. No big deal.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I give up.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, that wasn't meant to be flip at all. I'm a guy that's trying to make another guy feel a bit more confident about the future, something that is stressing him hard when I think it shouldn't be.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry I just meant I give up in general. I wasn't having a go at you. If this guy is for real I hope he's not too worried. I'm female and know that the female body can behave strangely at times for no obvious reason.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to explore its mysteries

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

join a rugby club right now.

the boast "this one night i fucked my gf so hard she bled for 4 hours" would push you into the stratosphere of laddism legend

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM ken c.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

with my tongue?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It's cool Kate. And I have acute OCD (i've trained it to be SUPERPRODUCTIVE for me though), tactile defensivity (still brush my teeth and shower waaay too often), and borderline Tourettes (thankfully my outbursts are few in public, and usually delivered in a rhyme (I can, if caught out, pretend I'm practicing rapping by continuing the outburst. I think this is what the Mercury Rev song "little Rhymes" is about - as a kid whenever I felt forgotten, embarrassed, or like noone could hear me, I'd make up a little rhyme in my head to lean on, even if it really didn't mean anything. Nowadays it's the same, except I say it out loud, and it's something about DIPSET! I feel though that Tourettes sufferers, esp. those with mild a form as mine, are feeling less stigmatized about talking in public thanks to the advent of cellphone earsets, which I've just decided is what I should write my essay about - thanks for the idea, Kate!)).

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Uhh....anytime. Oh and thanks for the insight. It's nice to hear about the ilxors behind ilx.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha "oneaddem box"

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she bleeding more than a pad an hour, as in completely soaking it from front to back? Take her to an E.R. NOW.

Is she just kind of spotting? Big ass deal, wait another couple of hours and see, in the meantime watch one Godfather or something.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Godfather Part Two is equally good. Third is alright.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

She is at a hospital now. I haven't heard anything since 5:30. I feel kind of stupid for not insisting on staying with her on the way to the hospital. She acted embarassed like it was her fault and kept on saying "now you'll never like me again". I assured her that I do like her a lot and she needs to get her stuff checked out and such.


Sigh.... I hope she's ok.

― Troubled, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Be a good dude and just keep being there for her, and reminding her it is NOT her fault that she's having a medical prob, still hot, lovely etc.

― scout (scout), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

She called me. Has a 2 cm tear fairly high up. Going under anaesthesia soon to get it stitched. All is ok; no sex for 3 weeks.

― Troubled -- Relieved, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lagomorpho.com/prompt/gallery/03_01_26/03_01_26_eric.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

this does happen . . . a female friend of mine had this same experience when she lost her virginity (an internal tear, bleeding, rushed trip to hospital) only in her case things were extra freaky because both she and her boyfriend were on LSD at the time. Yikes. Anyway, she was okay afterwards and didn't become neurotic or damaged by it.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Uhh yeah
How we hit it?
Check it out

Shorty don't front you better act like you're widdit
Frontin like you never did it bitch admit it
Matter fact shut the fuck up and turn around
If you still got walls I'ma tear the shits down
Just one of few brothers vigorous with the dick
Prepare to stay long cause I don't cum quick
Little or big I tear that ass out the frame
Talkin like you're ill but the shit is all game
You're weak on top, you can't ride like a stallion
Hit it from the back, then I'm audi 5000
But if you're ill we can chill smoke the fat Phil'
A little somethin just to make shit real
Off with the light, fuck a invite, just make sure
you don't got the period, cause I don't want red lights
Aight? You know my motherfuckins steelo
Rippin from the back, bitch you know how we go

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

She's fine; thanks all

― Troubled, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Flowers.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.astro.com/im/col_okeefe.jpeg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I meant bring her flowers.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I have acute OCD (i've trained it to be SUPERPRODUCTIVE for me though)

Innit awesome? I have megasuperpowers of recall.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly, do something nice for her in general...flowers is a good start, like Spencer said.

― What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing Hallmark doesn't make a card for these occasions.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

in the future, do it in the butt

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm sure you've shit bigger turds than my cock, baby..."

― Troubled, Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ew. good thing this thread is already labelled "gross."

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chax.net/postman-a2.gif

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

WAY TO RUIN THE THREAD WITH A GROSS POST, JON!

― Remy Ulysses Q. Fitzgerald (x Jeremy), Thursday, 31 March 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not so gross...

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think thats kind of cool and cute in a bizarre way.

I'm going to make that my wallpaper.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was just kidding!)

― Remy Ulysses Fitzgerald (x Jeremy), Thursday, 31 March 2005 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it's from Japan

― supercub, Thursday, 31 March 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)


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