― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― MIKE HANLE Y, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― 1 1 2 3 5, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Welcome to MitchBlog. It's just like those other blog things you read, except much much better. Sometimes it'll be considered and weighty, other times it'll be knee-slappingly hilarious and, every third Tuesday from March 14 - May 8, it's the unofficial "Save The Ecuadorian Seaslug" forum. But first and foremost, it's all about the Mitch.
Welcome aboard. Buckle up. It's gonna quite a ride.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― james, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Dubplatestyle: i'm hungry but i dont think there's anything around MitchAnon: what about the sushi that fell behind the fridge 3 days ago? Dubplatestyle: it's helping out with the rent now MitchAnon: HAHA Dubplatestyle: i'll probably end up getting some junk after i go the physician later. MitchAnon: shouldn't you eat the junk and THEN go to the physician? Dubplatestyle: hmmmm...perhaps. do they still leech people? (i havent been to the doctor in a long time, obv.) MitchAnon: only if specifically requested. MitchAnon: trust me, you'll want it. Dubplatestyle: i think i wanna become an android. MitchAnon: one that feels? Dubplatestyle: no. Dubplatestyle: just so i can eat nachoes every day and not get fat. MitchAnon: why not just binge and purge? cheaper than a robo- ostomy Dubplatestyle: i dislike vomit. trust me, i've weighed my options carefully. its the only way. MitchAnon: alright. get robo-boobs while yr at it. you'll thank me later. Dubplatestyle: hmmmm...only if i get a robo-gina. MitchAnon: one of my dogs' name is gina. (pronounced "jeena" of course.) so robo-gina brings me a different mental picture. Dubplatestyle: as opposed to chrome labia i suppose. MitchAnon: my parrot's name is labia. Dubplatestyle: i dont want to know what it says. or maybe i do. MitchAnon: for details, look under "personals" in the paper. Dubplatestyle: south african pervert parrot seeks south eastern pennsylvania slob for internation, interspecies romance. no smokers. MitchAnon: or fatties. MitchAnon: oh wait, "slob". MitchAnon: no wierdos. Dubplatestyle: well, i'll just have to find a different parrot on both counts then. MitchAnon: there's plenty of parrots in the sea. Dubplatestyle: wouldnt they all be dead tho? MitchAnon: picky picky picky Dubplatestyle: sorry, my momma taught me better than that MitchAnon: certain lessons cannot be taught. they must be lived. MitchAnon: COMING SOON: Dubplatestyle: this summer, learn to live and love. all over again. Dubplatestyle: (that new radicals song mst be playing in the background.) MitchAnon: starring pauly shore as that little mirror thing that the parrot looks into Dubplatestyle: i think we've got a winner on our hands. MitchAnon: joan cusack won't commit. MitchAnon: we can get the less-popular 3rd cusack sibling, shecky Dubplatestyle: director: ron howard? MitchAnon: no no, what about that freckly red-haired kid from 'happy days'? MitchAnon: tom hanks? Dubplatestyle: henry winkler? MitchAnon: yeah yeah. him. Dubplatestyle: eeeeeeeyyyyyy. MitchAnon: yeah, we'll call him the "fronz" so as to avoid copyright issues MitchAnon: and instead of eeeeeeeeeyyyy, he'll say 'ooooooooooooh' Dubplatestyle: hmmmm...how would we feel about replacing him with tony danza and replacing the parrot with a robot. and setting it in a japanese noodle house? MitchAnon: you are totally on my wavelength. Dubplatestyle: all right, i'm gonna greenlight ths and assign a 500 million dollar budget. MitchAnon: danza can play the washed-up former dot.com billionaire, now professional nudist hacky-sack player. MitchAnon: get your people to talk to my people, we'll set something up next week at the oxygen bar. bring the sushi. MitchAnon: man, that sushi is a *card*!
Shame on you, Mitch Lastnamewithheld.
What are you going to have for lunch?
― Nancy Drew, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
The first comes from a young lady who enthusiastically exclaims "HOT XXX WATCH ME SWALLOW YOUR CUM FOR ONLY $4 A MONTH!!". The rest of the mail was of a decidely ribald nature, and I am uncertain about reproducing it here. Nonetheless, am I the only one who hears the faint chimes of wedding bells just over the horizon? The second is from a Scandanavian gentlemen who explained to me in broken english that because of our "wonderfuly freindness", he is sharing with me a secret scheme involving an ailing Great Uncle and an inheritance of astronomical proportions, and all I have to do is deposit $350 in his bank account by next Tuesday. Who says writing doesn't pay, huh?Keep 'em coming, guys!
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nancy Drew, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― james, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Voting begins now and ends in 2 minutes.
― Robben Carmuddy, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tome Ewing, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Roman, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ethin, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― PhatNick, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tom's Beard, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Swimming! I went swimming! Well, almost, I just sorta waded around the pool, I don't think I even did a lap.
So how come when I first heard "Harder Better Faster Stronger" on TV, I thought "so *this* is the fantastic stuff off the much-loved Discovery!" but when I downloaded the mp3, I listened once and never wanted to hear it again? The mind works in mysterious ways. Now downloading: "One More Time".
Just thought about last night's Futurama again. It was *poignant*.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mitch Lastnamewithehld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Anthony: You have exposed the inherent problems in not being able to moderate my own blog. And I'm calm now. Take your Great Dane elsewhere. (it wasn't Hamlet, was it?)
― rainy, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― james, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
James thinks I NEED MORE HANLE Y-ESQUE CAPS. Rainy concurs. I, however, disagree: lowercase is softer on the eyes.
Interactive TV: Where is it? I'm certain we were meant to have it by now. Or is the 3rd world just lagging behind and you people overseas can choose with your remotes how much eyeshadow the CNN lady should be sporting?
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
"Hot Shots II" is easy-listening music for a warm summer's night, stretched out on a pew perched on the rings of Saturn, watching celestial events all while sipping pan galactic gargle blasters.
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)
i haven't been home. i haven't finished. it's the morning of the exhibition day. i don't know if i can finish. i'm exhausted. i want to throw up. this isn't worth it.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 18 September 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)
i nearly destroyed myself finishing this in time. but my quicktime movies have been saved in a format such that they are unreadable on my brother's laptop, which i am using to show them. so i have nothing. three weeks of late nights and early mornings and stress and nausea and hard work don't mean shit now.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)
(maybe you can borrow someone's laptop it will work on)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 18 September 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 19 September 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― H (Heruy), Friday, 19 September 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 October 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 6 October 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)
okay, back to work.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)
still here, still working, very tired. nothing of interest to report.
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 2 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― rainy (rainy), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)
what's up? let's see... trying to cut down ilx usage, failing, hiding behind pseudonym "m." (you'd be disguised too if you'd done drunken london ilx fap karaoke like i've done drunken london ilx fap karaoke), getting lazier, experiencing constant faint sense of imminent unpleasantness, joined a gym (haven't started yet however), convinced of own ugliness again, tired of wanting new things, restless yet lethargic, bored of being single, unsatisfied with own creative work. not entirely unhappy, though.
and you?
― m., Tuesday, 23 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)
i didn't read all the posts on here. i have lived in tucson for about a year and a half, i was in phoenix for 3 years. tucson is a much better place than phoenix...it's not a sprawling strip mall with 115° summers, you can walk around and actually get somewhere (sort of depending on where you are in tucson), the restaurants are better, as is the coffee and, lastly, PDQ RECORDS IS A WAREHOUSE FULL OF WAX!!!
― matthew thompson (mgthompson), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)
― allison hubbard, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)
i've been thinking about the desert
― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
the great american one
― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)
An old-timey term it sez, and yet I keep hearing it.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
those wacky mormons and their irrigation
― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Circle-contradict.svg/33px-Circle-contradict.svg.png
I am bookmarking this
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)
ooh it's scaleable\\http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Circle-contradict.svg/100px-Circle-contradict.svg.png
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.desertusa.com/life.html
Great American Desert
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
the California Desert(s)
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
mitch?
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)