1. A pretty girl is better than an ugly one.
2. A leg is better than an arm.
3. A bedroom is better than a living room.
4. An arrival is better than a departure.
5. A birth is better than a death.
6. A chase is better than a chat.
7. A dog is better than a landscape.
8. A kitten is better than a dog.
9. A baby is better than a kitten.
10. A kiss is better than a baby.
11. A pratfall is better than anything.
With the exception of No. 9, I agree. Please provide me with an up to date list of film rules.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)
there are no rules, maaaaaan
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)
12. A car blowing up is better than Danny Glover growling "I'm getting too old for this shiiiiiiit!"
oh wait same thing
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)
Where does Mel Gibson relocating his shoulder fit into that paradigm?
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)
A fast car is better than a bicycle.
A propeller plane is better than a fast car.
A stoned cheetah is better than a propeller plane.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)
Let X = next untaken number.
X. The climactic scene must take longer then the Pope's death throes and be very noisy.
X+1. Deafening noise is more dramatic than loud noise.
X+2. Deafening noise plus driving, pulsating music is even more dramatic.
X+3. Quick cuts, flashing lights, lots of running, heavy breathing, deafening noise and driving, pulsating music are even more dramatic.
― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)