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MISTER PURDU. WE HEARD ABOUT THE BAD NEWS THAT WAS HAPPENED TO YOU. HOPE YOU GET BETTER QWIK. ME AND FRED HAVE BEEN ALL LEARNED ABOUT YOU. WE HEARD ABOUT YOU DOING CHICKEN HUNTING WITH BOW AND ARROWS. WE HEARD YOU WAS THE BEST CHICKEN HUNTER IN THE WORLD. BOW AND ARROWS IS GOOD AND NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. WE SAW THOSE PURDU CHICKENS AT THE SUPERMARKET. THEY LOOKED GOOD. WE WERE EATEN UPPED A WHOLE LOT OF CHICKENS SO FAR. I DONT KNOW HOW MANY BUT ALOT. SOME OF THE CHICKENS WE EATED WERE THE PURDU CHICKENS. SOME WERRUNT PURDUS. WE DONT KNOW WHAT CHICKENS THEY WAS IT DIDNUT SAY. WERE THOSE YOUR CHICKENS PURDU. WERE THEY SECRET PURDU CHICKENS. DO YOU KNOW PURDU. HEY PURDU. OUR FATHER LIKES A PURDU CHICKEN FROM THE SUPERMARKET. SOMETIMES HE COMES HOME AND SAYS TONIGHT ITS TIME TO EAT LOTS OF CHICKEN PURDU OR NOT. HE DOSENT MIND IF THEY SAY PURDU OR NOT. ME AND FRED DOES MIND A LITTEL BIT. BUT NOT ENOUGH TO STOPPED US EATING GONE THE CHICKENS. PLEASE DONUT BE MAD. WE DONUT BUY THE CHICKENS PURDU. WE CANT HELPED IT IF NOT ALL THE CHICKENS IS THE PURDU CHICKENS. HEY PURDU. ME AND FRED HAVED GOT THE IDEA. IF YOU FEEL BETTER SOMEDAY ME AND FRED WANTS TO BE THE CHICKEN HUNTERS OF PURDO. WE KNOW ITS TUFF LEARNING THAT BOW AND ARROWS. MAYBE TUFFER THEN DRIVING A TRUCK OR COUNTING MONEY AT THE BANK. THATS OK PURDU. I GOT THE B PLUS ON A BOOK REPORT ON DOLFINS. AND DOCTOR SAYS FRED MAYNUT BE SCARED OF THE TOILET GOING SOON. HEY PURDU HE KNOWS HOW TO DO NUMBER 1S IN THE TOILET. PRETTY SOON FRED WILL WRIT A BOOK REPORT TOO. ILL MAKE SURE ITS ON THE CHICKENS OF PURDU. HEY PURDU. HOW MUCH DOES THE BOW AND ARROWS DOES COST. ME AND FRED HAVE NONE OF MONEY. IF WE HAVE NO BOW AND ARROWS CAN WE GO CHICKEN HUNTING WITH YOU. FRED AND ME ARE GOOD SNEAKS. THE CHICKENS WONNUT KNOW FRED AND ME ARE AFTER THEM. WE CAN GO FIND CHICKENS ANYWHERE. WE LOOKED IT UPPED IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BRITANICA ENCYLOPEDIA. WE KNOW ALL ABOUT THE CHICKENS. THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SAYS SO. HEY PURDU. WERE VERY INTERESTED IN CHICKEN HUNTING. PLEASE GET BETTER QWIK. WE WANT TO GO CHICKEN HUNTING FAST. FRED SAYS HE CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER. HE WANTS A PURDU CHICKEN FAST. HES IN THE YARD BEHIND A TREE. FRED DOES THE PRACTICE TO HIDE BEHIND A TREE ON A CHICKEN THAT DOSENT KNOW. FRED WANTS A PURDU CHICKEN. I WANT ONE TOO. DO YOU KNOW. BYE MISTER PURDU.

― TIM@KFC.EDU, Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

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― kephm (kephm), Saturday, 2 April 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

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― moo, Saturday, 2 April 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Purdue est perdu.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 April 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

MISTER PURDU. FRED GOTS ANTS IN HIS PANTS. FRED WANTS THE PURDU CHICKEN ALOT. A PURDU CHICKEN WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW. HEY PURDU. FRED IS STILL BEHIND THAT TREE. FREDS NOT GOING VERY MUCH ANYWHERE. I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE WE CAN WAIT FOR THE PURDU CHICKEN TO BE EATING. ARE YOU BETTER YET TO GO CHICKEN HUNTING. ME AND FRED ARE READY TO GO CHICKEN HUNTING. WE READ ALL THAT ENCYLOPEDIA ON THE CHICKENS. WE DONT HAVE THAT MONEY. BOW AND ARROWS ARE COST TOOMUCH. YOU NEED TO BRING THE BOW AND ARROWS. DO YOU HAVE A USED BOW AND ARROWS PLEASE. IF NOT YOU KNOW THE PLAN OF ME AND FRED THAT GOT MADE. ME AND FRED WILL SNEAK AROUND AND FIND THOSE CHICKENS. IM GOOD AT SNEAKING. FRED IS GOOD TOO. WE READ THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF CHICKENS. ME AND FRED ARE VERY NOT LOUD. THE CHICKENS WONNUT KNOW TIM AND FRED ARE LOOKING FOR CHICKENS TO BE PURDUDED. NOBUDDY WILL KNOW OF THE CHICKEN PURDUDING. EVEN NOT CHICKENS. YOU KNOW. HEY PURDU. FRED IS BEEN WAITING TOOMUCH TIME. FRED IS BEEN TALKING THAT IF FRED DOSENT GET A NICE CHICKEN OF PURDU THEN FRED WILL BLOW UPPED THE WHOLE WORLD WITH A NUCULAR MISSILE BELONGING TO FRED. THATS OK. FRED DOSENT HAVE A NUCULAR MISSILE. WERE VERY READY TO GO AFTER CHICKENS. BYE MISTER PURDU.

― TIM@KFC.EDU, Saturday, 2 April 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

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