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i could use one right now for a manly lunch

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://sketchbook.gutterspaced.com/gallery/manwich.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.packagingdigest.com/articles/200501/images/10.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=manwich&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-13,GGLD:en&sa=N&tab=wi

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

SLOPPY JOE SLOP-ah SLOPPY JOE
I like sloppy joes with ridiculously thick (drunkenly) hand cut slices of sharp cheddar and cole slaw. McDonalds, put a Mc in front of that, assclowns, and maybe I shall once again patronagicize your crumbtacular establishment!

-- nicka "loose meat" licious

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

ooh i was craving this yesterday.

― jody von bulow (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

everytime i read ILX i fear the United States of America that little bit more

― ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I've never seen the Heat & Serve Manwich before. What a wonderful idea. Maybe.

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I thought manwich was made up by Futurama!!!

"My manwich!"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

So, what is it? Is it just a HUGE burger that you microwave?

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.conagrafoods.com/media/media_release.jsp?ID=20041027

Manwich Heat & Serve original sloppy joe sauce with fully cooked ground beef provides all of the ingredients and flavor of a sloppy joe but eliminates preparation and clean up. Since the sauce contains fully cooked meat, consumers no longer need to purchase and cook the ground beef. Packaged in a microwaveable, resealable tub, Manwich Heat & Serve heats in a microwave for six minutes and is ready to serve. With Manwich Heat & Serve, family members simply heat it up and serve themselves, resealing the tub and refrigerating until other family members are ready to eat. Unused product can be resealed and refrigerated for future meals.

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Manwich is such a pain in the ass to prepare, this is why I eat cereal.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

A suace mostly made of meat then? Awesome.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

consumers no longer need to purchase and cook the ground beef.
and the meat part is free!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

*free* beef. That's the good stuff...

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i thought a manwich was the physical act of being sandwiched between two men.

― di, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Meat-containing Manwich sauce is heat-and-serve-ready

(From the January 2005 edition of Packaging Digest)

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Does the act of being sandwiched between two studly men have the same erotic appeal for women that being sandwiched between two lovely ladies has for men?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

i thought a manwich was the physical act of being sandwiched between two men.

r u hot?

― howard_stern_bär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Manwich is such a pain in the ass to prepare

Two men'll do that.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Does the act of being sandwiched between two studly men have the same erotic appeal for women that being sandwiched between two lovely ladies has for men?

hell. yes.

― of course i'm hot, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Wait - With Manwich Heat & Serve, family members simply heat it up and serve themselves, resealing the tub and refrigerating until other family members are ready to eat. Unused product can be resealed and refrigerated for future meals.

Heat it, fridge the unused stuff then reheat it again over and over?! HELLO BOTULISM.

Also, dont you guys have mince bolognese sauce in cans already? We do.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Heat it, fridge the unused stuff then reheat it again over and over?! HELLO BOTULISM.

OI! WE R HARDCORE WE FEAR NO BOTULISM IN OUR MEAT!!!!!!!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I hear you can get Manwiches delivered to you in Manhattan.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

so sez merv griffin

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

my friend pierre was lucky enough to sample one of these

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was about wizards.

― Alix with an I ? (alix), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.bambootrading.com/2000/2009.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Basically it's mince in a bap, right?

― Alix with an I ? (alix), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

Basically it's mince in a bap, right?

it's a SLOPPY JOE, sir!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Basically it's mince in a bap, right?

Okay, does "bap" not mean what I think it does?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

what is a "bap," anyway?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

A bread roll, often a bit larger than yr average burger bun. Not tits. Tits would be baps. Are baps. Oh stop.

― Alix with an I ? (alix), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Please stop calling me 'Sir'!

― Alix with an I ? (alix), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

its not bolognese sauce. its a lot closer to mixing ground beef with some ketchup and black pepper than any bolognese.

mmmm tasty! (for real)

the tub version reminds me of http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/brands/product.aspx?catID=68#

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

It sounds nice. I guess I can't get one in Peckham though.

― Alix with an I ? (alix), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

you can make yr own quite easily. i have. i basically used my bolognaise recipe but with ketchup in...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Sloppy Joe=the meal in the cafeteria to hide a multitude of reused ground beef's sins.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I've worked places where the canteen does simlar things with the food. One day it'll be "mince and tatties" (From Scotland, y'see) made from what was already probably not the freshest meat, then the next day it'll be Chilli Con Carne, then to carry on their covert re-use of meat the third day will be a spicy lasagne...

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and sometimes they throw taco's in there somewhere between chilli and spicy lasagne.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Vegan Sloppy Joes are ridiculously easy. Sloppy Joe mix is vegan on its own.. just get those cheap Green Giant Veggie/TVP Crumbles, add, heat up, etc. vegan sammiches for days.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

xpost
"lasagne salad"

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

A lasagne salad is where men stack up on top of each other and the whole thing is then covered in bechamel sauce.

― moley, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

I bought a tub of sloppy joe (not Manwich, some other brand) while in college and it was very very very very very very very nasty.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

some other brand

That says it all

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Sloppy Joes are one of those childhood pleasures that I've totally lost. The sauce now tastes too sweet and the meat is always Grade F -Circus Animals.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

I bought a tub of sloppy joe (not Manwich, some other brand) while in college and it was very very very very very very very nasty.

lesson: you shoulda bought MANWICH

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

not to mention -- i've seen non-sloppy joe type sandwiches dubbed sloppy joes in my neck of the woods (NYC metro area). particularly sandwiches w/ turkey (!). is this just an NYC thing?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I've ever eaten and hamburger and wished for the meat to be, uh, runnier. Why?

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 7 April 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

its just not the same. a burger is nothing like a sloppy joe. why would i want an apple when i have an orange?

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 7 April 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

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Manchovies

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Koala mantacos!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

kielbasa = manmeat

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

this is so awesome

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Shit, all I can come up with is "ManFlan."

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Crab mangoon

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

"I'd like a manana split with a cherry on top, please."

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

filet MANgnon

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Spaghetti with manballs

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

MANcakes

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

ts: BITCHcakes v. MANcakes?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

GUYzpacho

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Mantipasti
Mandouille sausage
Bloke pudding
Hommes de terre

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

MANola

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

FELLAfel

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Mountain Dude

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

suSHE

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

GENDER CONFUSION

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

MAN-aise

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

suSHE-MALE

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Mountain Dude

omg lmao

― Aaron A., Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

MANini

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

MALEomars

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

MANberry juice

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

MANI-MANI

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

it's mantastic!

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

POPsicles

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

HE lime pie

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Histrami!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

GLANS Casino

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

MAN OWL

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

MANischewitz

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

MANischewitz

that's MENSCHjuice!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Honey-glazed him

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Kung Pao ChickHIM

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

moo goo GUY pan

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

no good thing should end!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Penis Butter and Jelly Sandwiches!

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

"I thought manwich was made up by Futurama!!!"

same here but isn't it "My mOnwich!"
http://www.palmy.net.nz/futurama/weirdscenes/hermes-manwitch1a.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

HEzza

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

MANWICH

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Penis Butter and Jelly Sandwiches!
We could always get a rise out of my mother by saying that. Even "Peany butter" would do the trick. And she's not a prude. I think it was just the mental image of a penis in a blender that got to her.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

there's a bar near where i work (in SF) that makes pretty good sloppy joes. the cook puts some kind of peppers in there that give it a nice spicey flavor. they are extremely overpriced and their fries suck, so i don't eat there much, but if they had good fries and the right price, i'd eat it every day.

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

btw, the place is Zeke's for anyone in the area that might be curious.

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

erm...password.

― mickey raft (mickeygraft), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Sloppyjoemeat.jpg

― LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

OH NO MY MANWICH!

― bread will never maybe attack your brain again (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

I worked with this girl who would shout out "OH NO, MY MANWICH!" pretty much any time anything went wrong.

― bread will never maybe attack your brain again (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

It actually got cuter every time.

― bread will never maybe attack your brain again (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

She had fantastic boobs!

― bread will never maybe attack your brain again (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

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