the smell of semen c/d (now NSFW)

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i can't quite put my finger on it.. i mean i can obv put my finger on it, but you know what i mean..

sometimes the smell can be quite comforting

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

lanolin, bleach, and the center of an oreo cookie?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

'shrooooooms

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

it smells like happiness!

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Sex smells so different when you cum in the vagina (as GOD intended) instead of on the titays....

― jw22222 (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Chlorine

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Remy, either you're a natural or you've spent too much time distilling the essence of that smell.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

there are trees a few blocks from my house that smell like semen in the spring, when they blossom. it's really weird.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

isn't it a really good thing that it doesn't have a strong smell? like what if you reeked of spunk after having a quick tugaroo in the office bathroom?

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Sperm trees

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

this thread made me gag on broccoli.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

i hate you guys

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

It's definitely mushrooms. Like on a pizza.

― ANDY --, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

oi leave pizza out of it, andy...

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

this thread made me gag on broccoli.

But what does its semen smell like?

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

"its"? haha!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

haha tugaroo

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

from that straight dope link:
we found the odor much more offensive than an innocent penis could possibly produce.

hahahaha

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

no penis is innocent, doh.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

there is a form of forget me not call ladslove, because some naughty chuck 2 era anglo poet thot it smelled of semen...i like the taste (which has a organic fetidness close to mushrooms) but i have never attached a smell to it

― anthony, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

'Fetid' and 'like' shouldn't be seen in the same sentence. Unless you mean the sxxxxx bxxx you pull from under the ends of your bxx txx.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I had a roommate who swore that the smell of baked Brie reminded him of the smell of semen. I'm unconvinced.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Did your roommate eat a lot of baked Brie?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

is anyone else singing this thread title to the tune of "the touch, the feel of cotton, the fabric of our lives"?
didn't think so.

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

you know, mushrooms, certain cheeses,

― anthony, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

does man semen smell different to cat semen/monkey semen/ bear semen?

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

~~no it's all about the same~~ i don't know

― Aaron A,, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

These responses are a bit unsettling, as my semen has always seemed to smell like FIRE

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

HOT FIRE
SHOTGUN FIRE
PARTY FIRE
RATATATATATTAATATATT YALL SOME DEAD SUMMABBABITCHES

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

I think you just delivered the complete 180 degree opposite approach to "Wait"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

lol I know all the words to it now Ned

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

there are trees a few blocks from my house that smell like semen in the spring

I seem to remember there being a lot of trees like this on the Stanford campus in Palo Alto.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

(but the answer is clearly Dud, that shit smells nasty)

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Does the bleachy smell of semen
Arouse many fertile young women?

― richard smoker, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

semen is about as bleachy as vagina is tuna-esque.. which is.. well, kinda, but not really, yet it depends, but oh never mind.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

like playdoh?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

why does semen smell like chlorine? what's in it that gives it that smell?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

I've never noticed it smelling like that!

― WE ARE THE KATE!!!! (papa november), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

I think it is basic... Like chlorine.

― absolutego (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

The dangers of gargling bleach, I guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

i always think it smells like that! like an indoor pool. although i haven't smelled it for so long i'm probably not qualified to say.

also those trees that smell like it are near a lake near my house, they smell strongest in the morning. we call them the cum trees obviously.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

There's a slogan.

"Perth: City of Cum Trees"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

although i haven't smelled it for so long i'm probably not qualified to say

Nor am I for the same reasons Gem.

― WE ARE THE KATE!!!! (papa november), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

I think it is basic... Like chlorine.

This is true, though it's not, like, Drano. The vagina is quite acidic, much moreso than semen is basic.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

"Perth: City of Cum Trees"

i think it would much better on our car number plates than wa: state of excitement. i might write to the premier.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

State of excitement?!!

That almost as bad as Queenslands: The smart state

― WE ARE THE KATE!!!! (papa november), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

What does the fruit smell like? Placenta?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Persemens do.

(drum roll, falls over)

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

The vagina is quite acidic, much moreso than semen is basic.

It's a good thing that they're not stronger, otherwise there could be a nasty chemical reaction. Lots of heat and fizzing.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

THE VAGINA OF DEATH!

― Kate / We'll always be together in electric dreams (papa november), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

there are trees a few blocks from my house that smell like semen in the spring

wait, semen in the spring has a smell distinctive to semen in autumn? is that caused by hormonal changes or something.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

the look of love

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

im pretty sure those trees are ginko trees. they have a lot of them in cambridge near the MIT campus. fucking gross right around now when they're starting to bloom.

DUD.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amateurgourmet.com/the_amateur_gourmet/2004/03/the_tree_that_s.html

poon trees!

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

there are semen trees here, too! i don't think they're gingko though.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm parsing 'the smell of semen' as 'the sound of silence' and can hear it being sung by Simon and Garfunkel.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

"Hello, Kleenex, my old friend..."

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

"I've come to..." Oh, too late.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.elfurioso.com/kevinquinnyo/4.jpg

― you better believe it (you better believe it), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Cornflour + Ajax + battery electrolyte. Shaken not stirred.

omfg xpost NSFFW!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Also, nasty as hell.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

"Is that a pizza cock ring you're wearing, or are your pants all greasy for some other reason?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

electrolytes smell like semen

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

which is true if you've ever truly smelled gatorade

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

REM's Electrolite: The Smell of Semen?

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

smells like teen semen

― More Random Threads... (carne asada), Monday, 15 September 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

Sex smells so different when you cum in the vagina (as GOD intended) instead of on the titays....
― jw22222 (ex machina), Tuesday, April 5, 2005 6:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL

― More Random Threads... (carne asada), Monday, 15 September 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

There's a tree blossom which smells quite a lot like cum. Also, I've been told mine is unusually strong smelling.

― chap, Monday, 15 September 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

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