Which Muppet are you?

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I'd like to be the Captain of the Pig Spacecraft but I feel I only attain Dr. Bunsen status.

― Will, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fork in the road! New answers.

― Will, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm guessing most people will say gonzo or bunsen, so i'll go for rolf or animal.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i meant beaker! (gonzo and beaker damnit)

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

obviously i'm some bizarre mix between fozzie bear and one of the old men in the balcony. the bald one, i should think.

― jess, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Animal: EAT DRUMS! EAT DRUMS!

Dr. Tooth: 'No Animal, *beat* drums, *beat* drums!

(Camera pans to animal, silent and crestfallen)

― Will, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i always get muppets and sesame street mixed up! but i am Cookie Monster. i think he's a sesame st!

― katie, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rock and Roll! Let's open it up to all Henson characters! (inc. Muppet Babies - who's Nanny's legs?)

― Will, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is obvious I am the swedish chef, although my kitchen is full of turkeys.

― Ed, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oscar the Grouch.

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am a critic at the moment, the one who hates everything. Sometimes I think I am the rat though (from the movie muppets from space)

Can I nominate Di for Miss Piggy? :) I am going to be severely beaten for this I know...

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bunsen

― RickyT, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scooter. Everyone has to be nice to me, coz my uncle owns the theatre.

― MarkH, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, if we include Sesame Street, I am Zoe, of course.

― rosemary, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My parents have a friend who looks just like Burt. Fact.

― MarkH, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christian Dailly, the biggest muppet of them all.

― Trevor, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No-one one's owning up to being Mad Harry then?

― MarkH, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I take it all back, I have decided- I would be Pepe le Prawn.

"If you tell, I wil spank you!...I will spank you like a bad bad donkey"

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, as I am 25 per cent Swedish I lay some claim to being the Swedish Chef. Tak si mykket!

Here's another angle: I think Ricky T = Ernie and Nick Dastoor = Bert. FatNick R Gonzo. Emma's the groovy 70s chick with the long hair and blue lipstick. And Mark Sinker is The Count.

― suzy, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Miss Piggy - I like going "HIIIYAH!!" and karate chopping people. Oh, and I like pink too.

― toraneko, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma's the groovy 70s chick with the long hair and blue lipstick.

that would be janice. i'm not sure if i'd want to be janice, as she's generally referred to as the "ho muppet." (its those DSL.)

dr. teeth and the electric mayhem = gratest band name evah?

― jess, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ricky T = Ernie and Nick Dastoor = Bert

No WAY am I sharing a bedroom with Nightmare Nick. I'd never get to sleep what with the weird cackling noises and constant smell of brimstone.

― RickyT, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yay I wanna be the ho muppet.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And if Mark S was the count an entire generation of children would be mathematically damaged for life:

'What do you get when you add two and three, Johnny?'

'The evil so called number that is FIVE!'

― RickyT, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jess, you're a dirty bird. How can you look at a puppet and think DSL?

― Samantha, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is DSL? Sorry about my touchingly innocent naivety.

― Emma, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dick Sucking Lips

― Samantha, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah I definitely have those....

― Emma, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think it was the onion's "john denver caught in tryst with muppet" headline. (guess who it was.)

― jess, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David is Bert, I am Ernie. Insert naughty muppet/feeb;es/sodomy joke

― anthony, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She was paired with Denver b/c she's the hippe-ish musical muppet. poor thing.

― Samantha, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HMMMMM I would right this second say COOKIE MONSTER! "crunch crunch CRUNCH mmmmmmm! CRUNCH CRUNCH!

― Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Either ov those two old gits who sit up in their balcony & slag everything off. Waldorf & Statler? That's me, anyway.

― Norman Phay, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so i'm miss piggy huh menelaus? does that make you my kermie?

― di, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which one's the weirdo? That's me. I have the complete, acceptable knowledge that I'm a weirdo, but it's not just because of my purple fur and beaked nose. And I rationalize it and analyze it and no matter what superhero suit I put on, no matter how nice I try to be, I'm just a weirdo and other people tell me so on a regular basis. It's not easy being green? Fuck you, Kermit. It's not easy having a beak.

― Nude spock, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my girlfriend suggested one of the balcony guys, though, since I'm hateful and have a comment for everyone.

But, what she doesn't realize is that this is a side effect from being outcast as a weirdo all this time. *sigh*.

― Nude spock, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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this guy rules.

― Nude Spock, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i sure prefer you nude nude spock: those clothes are DUDS

(did you see what i did there?)

― mark s, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah! :) That was good! I was gonna make a joke about having my arm wrapped around my cock, but that's obviously a hen, if anyone knows anything about chickens.

― Nude Spock, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pervs. I always had a fondness for Gofer, he just sorta watched the chaos unfold all around him. And of course he had glasses, like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, my other choice.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If either Waldorf or Statler looked like Janice, then that's who I'd be.

― Kim, Sunday, 9 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

WHERE IS THE TEST?! I HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND CANNOT FIND THE TEST "WHICH MUPPET ARE YOU?"! COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE TO FIND IT?

― Kat Jackson, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's the funk inside

― Graham, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

me and duckling would haf to be members of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhems, though we would probbly fight over who gets to be floyd. what about the fraggles? were they jim henson? if so i wanna be trash- heap.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

i'm that stoner chick in the band. with the long hair and half- closed eyes. fu'shuur, maaan.

― kelly, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

Beaker Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Caleb Warner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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