Taking Sides on 90's Films Pt.1: "Swingers" vs. "Singles"

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In the left corner: Swingers. It's dated surprisingly well (saw it last night on IFC). Quite well written (despite becoming the "Austin Powers" of Indie Film, inspiring droves of idiots to run around screaming "VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS" and "You're So Money, and you don't even Know it!" Easily Vince Vaughn's finest hour (for whatever that's worth).

In the right corner: Singles. Dour, formulaic "romantic comedy" with ensemble cast. Could've been set anywhere, but placed in Seattle to cash-in on of-the-moment "grunge" scene. In retrospect, memorable solely for its soundtrack, and those irritating Citizen Dick t-shirts you happily don't see anymore. Paved the way for other Cameron Crowe mistakes like Almost Famous.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Vince Vaughn's finest hour was in Made.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Swingers. Singles made me want to hit people. Mainly Matt Dillon and Bridget Fonda.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we talk about what an insufferable fucking hack Cameron Crowe is!

happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Crowe: "If you have a problem with Almost Famous, then you have a problem with my life.."

Okay, then. I have a problem with your life.

andy --, Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe this is even a question: Singles!

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Singles tried to forecast what an entire decade would be like.
Swingers tried to tell what an entire decade HAD been like.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I mean, for one thing, how many cultural-moment films actually predate the mass popularity of the cultural-moment they’re about? It loses points for having Jeremy Piven appear in it, but then Swingers is just like 100 minutes of Piven-type irritation, without the style and with much worse writing.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Both movies annoyed me.

Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

(Bit of fudging w/r/t the word "predate," maybe, but you know what I mean; if this movie had gone into production 18 months later someone would have tried to make it into Reality Bites.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Singles was the beginning of the end for Paul Westerberg. OR maybe the end of the end.

andy --, Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Did Wynona the "Soundscan Killer" get her hands on Westerberg? Or did he destroy his career all by himself? Dave Pirner manages a check cashing place in St. Paul now.

andy --, Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Anyway if Swingers has even one line that’s even nearly as good as the Campbell Scott / Bridget Fonda interaction toward the end of Singles then apparently I was in the bathroom for that part. And hell, c’mon, scope: Swingers spins a whole lot of rubbish around one bit of a relationship arc, whereas Singles gets you through a much richer sweep, in a much keener way.

My experience of watching Swingers: this is annoying, this is annoying, ok that was kind of funny, this is annoying, this is annoying, oh wow at least it has Heather Graham in it.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

- Pearl Jam is better than Cherry Poppin' Daddies
- Campbell Scott is better than anyone in the Swingers cast
- Jon Favreau is better than Matt Dillon
- Vince Vaughn is better than Matt Dillon
- that lame shitass w/ the gun & the Sega Genesis is better than Matt Dillon
- Heather Graham is better than Bridget Fonda when she's mooning over Matt Dillon
- Bridget Fonda giving Matt Dillon the high hat is better than Heather Graham
- Kyra Sedgwick is better than Favreau's annoying GF
- that "bless you" scene bites
- that bunny rabbit scene is great
- any movie that features a cast member of Thirtysomething that isn't Timothy Busfield gets demerits

IN CONCLUSION: I want to see Big Night & The Imposters.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Swingers. Singles made me want to hit people. Mainly Matt Dillon and Bridget Fonda.

If this were any more OTM, it would've been predicted by Nostrodamus.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

"Pearl Jam is better than Cherry Poppin' Daddies..."

Hmmmm... Hmmmm....

andy --, Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

- Pearl Jam is better than Cherry Poppin' Daddies

This would be nice if it were true, but not only is it not, Cherry Poppin' Daddies don't appear in Swingers. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy does.

Campbell Scott is better than anyone in the Swingers cast

This is true, but you'd never know it from viewing Singles.

Jon Favreau is better than Matt Dillon

Apart from his bit part in PCU and his show on IFC, I don't think I've seen Favreau in anything else. Matt Dillon has done some respectable work in his day (I'm thinking Rumble Fish and Drugstore Cowboy specifically).

Vince Vaughn is better than Matt Dillon-

Vince Vaughn is certainly funnier than Matt Dillon.

that lame shitass w/ the gun & the Sega Genesis is better than Matt Dillon

That would be the character, "Sue".

Heather Graham is better than Bridget Fonda when she's mooning over Matt Dillon

Not a huge fan of either, actually.

- Bridget Fonda giving Matt Dillon the high hat is better than Heather Graham

The high hat?

- Kyra Sedgwick is better than Favreau's annoying GF

No she's not. She's crap. And she's married to Kevin Bacon.


- that "bless you" scene bites

Very true.


- that bunny rabbit scene is great

Yes.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

I would normally be on your side, Dave, but Fonda in Singles trumps Graham. Her character’s name is Livermore, for god’s sake. You can’t beat that. Plus I doubt Swingers has a shot nearly as good as Scott and Sedgwick with the hulking Burtonesque factory-shell behind them.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Your criteria for cinematic greatness are highly dubious, nabisco.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

the swing dancing scene in Swingers is way better than any of the musical moments in Singles, with the exception of Soundgarden playing Birth Ritual (is he really singing "I AM MAGNETO!" ???)

the only other good moment of singles is when they guy is in the phone booth and tells the drunken assholes to fuck off because it's not the bathroom.

Swingers wins out.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

"Your criteria for cinematic greatness are highly dubious, nabisco."

- Kyra Sedgwick is better than Favreau's annoying GF

No she's not. She's crap. And she's married to Kevin Bacon.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

It's true. She is.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Really, I like both movies about the same (tho Singles annoys me more than Swingers, even if Swingers is more annoying, if you catch my drift), so, y'know, debating their merits doesn't really float my boat. I'd probably rate Singles higher than I do were it not for the Vanilla Sky taint (& I attribute most of that to that awful McCartney song playing over the credits).

& I should've clarified that most of my "s/he better than s/he" comparisons are based on the CHARACTER, not the ACTOR.

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Alex, that last post is so dry, I now have sand in my vagina.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

At your service.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

swingers by a mile for me - gretzky bleeds

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Jeanne OTM. This is like TS: Shit vs Crap

()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

(I have no criteria for cinematic greatness and know next to nothing about films! I do, however, know that you are all of you nuts. Swingers was like every fratboy film major I’d ever met, combined into one entity. Singles was, I dunno, good.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Watch Singles again, nabisco. Regardless of Swingers, Singles is just a bad movie.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

OR: Singles was like every effete "thoughtful" douche film major I ever thought about hitting with a cafeteria chair; Swingers was, I dunno, fun.

OR: Roger Dodger was a great movie.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

And if its dumb fratboy movies you want, i'd sooner steer you towards Old School etc.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco, you shd invite Alex over to watch Singles w/ you so he can pinpoint the things you're getting wrong!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

However, "dumb fratboy movies" != "movie made by fratboy film major"

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

elf and fast times at ridgemont high blow both these flix away

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

- Zooey Deschanell singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is the be-all and end-all of everything ever

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Swingers was like every fratboy film major I’d ever met

This was weird to read. I wasn't in college in 1993, but I can't imagine that swing dancing was big in Zeta at the time, you know? The revival started circa 94-95, didn't it, partly as a result of this film (I try not to think about that when judging it, either). And isn't Favreau's character a theatre actor? What else do Mikey and T do, they go to the parties they feel they're supposed to, bitch about them, leave, play video games -- frat boys do these things, but so does everyone else, right?

I recognize this point: "However, "dumb fratboy movies" != "movie made by fratboy film major", but I can't picture Swingers coming out when it did as the product of a (stereotypical) fratboy mind. Just a surprising critique, and I know nabisco has taste from what I've read of his on ilx, etc.

W i l l (common_person), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't call Swingers so much a "fratboy film" than simply a "guy" film.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Fun fact: on the Elf episode of Dinner For Five, James Caan talks about sebaceous cysts, staying at the Playboy Mansion, and throwing bats at people.

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I think the "fratboy" aspect of the film N is feeling comes from the attitude of VV & Sue re: the ladies (cf. the PG-13 / R speech; the bunny rabbit speech; the Vegas encounter), & the macho chest-beating club-hopping wanna-roll thing (which really isn't that macho, as they strike me as guys TRYING to be kewl, but are just a bunch of schlubs in hipster threads trying to hide their nerdy slouch and their shyness & insecurities) (cf. the gun scene w/ Sue, which is SUCH a nerd thing to do).

For me, the film's about Favreau trying to take the "good" aspects of that macho bullshit (the self-confidence, the swagger, the derring-do) and use those things to his advantage to move on from his ex & his New York life. That bunny rabbit scene - IIRC, he catches Heather Graham at the bar, then it cuts back to Favreau, then it cuts back to the bunny in HG's spot, then back to Favreau, and then back to Heather Graham, right? That's a microcosm of that whole notion right there.

(Also, Doug Liman was the director of Swingers, not Favreau, so Blount's comp. should probably include The Bourne Identity or Go [or The O.C.!!] instead of Elf.)

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Both movies annoyed me.

Jeanne is an extremely wise and thoughtful person. It's like, "How can we convince people that the West Coast should burn?" Add in an SF, Portland and San Diego movie and there ya go.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

That makes sense. (xpost)

W i l l (common_person), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Swingers wins this by a fucking mile. It's not even ABOUT swing dancing or any of that crap, thank god, that's a really big oversimplification of the film, the music and the dancing takes up, what, like three whole minutes of the movie?

Singles is abominable. Was then, even worse now

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

But, Made sucked

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

I never saw either of these movies cuz both of 'em look absolutely execrable. Even tho in general Matt Dillon (Rumblefish, Drugstore Cowboy, Wild Things, There's Something About Mary, etc.) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vince Vaughn, the whole "cash-in" feel of "Singles" was very off-putting.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

You know, I have never even seen Swingers. I had a friend who kept obsessing about that movie in such an annoying way I figured it was probably a waste of time. Otoh, Singles is pretty annoying.

Leon WK (Ex Leon), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

For whatever faults it may have, at least Swingers had a more genuine feeling of specific time/place/era. Those places do exist -- like'em or not. Singles, like I mentioned, really could've taken place anywhere. Littering the script with coffee bars and grunge scenester cameos didn't make it seem very authentic -- just rather forced.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

nabisco can be wrong! and Alex otm!

give in to the Swingers. It's good. Really.

Plus I doubt Swingers has a shot nearly as good as Scott and Sedgwick with the hulking Burtonesque factory-shell behind them.

so you were asleep during the closing-of-the-car-doors and walking-in-through-the-kitchen scenes? so what if they ripped them off? it's movie-love. anyway, Swingers > Goodfellas.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Singles is an abomination.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

David R. OTM
Swingers seems to get cast as a celebration of 90's frattish/laddish/rakishness when it's more like a sendup of same tendencies in otherwise insecure young males(in a very specific Los Angeles milieu that they nail pretty well on top of everything else). Plus it's hilarious. I mean wtf.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

right, him too

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Swingers seems to get cast as a celebration of 90's frattish/laddish/rakishness when it's more like a sendup of same tendencies in otherwise insecure young males

Perhaps. Except it, you know, sucks.

(Sorry, I just really really despise that goddamn movie. And Go for that matter.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE ALL SO MONEY

does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

I liked Swingers until half the people I went to college with started listening to shitty nu-swing and quoting it the damn movie endlessly and passing around copies of Sinatra biographies and wearing bowling shirts and sportcoats.

It still pounds Singles into the dirt.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the Cult of Swingers was quite irritating....but a decade later (with all that nonsense long gone), the movie still holds up, I'd say.

Singles is just like a bad, two-hour episode of Love American Style with a Grunge-Lite patina.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

they should be crammed together into one shitty, three-hour long 90s-male-dom celebration. they could call it "Swingles".

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE ALL NO MONEY

does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Vince Vaughn is the only good thing about Swingers
Bridget Fonda is the only good thing about Singles

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Both tedious as hell.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

(great moments in irony)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

singles has an awesome Tad cameo in it though!!

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 8 April 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Singles:

Pro:

1. Brilliant Xavier McDaniel Cameo

2. Completely destroyed the band Mudhoney, imagine playing concerts and seeing hundreds of idiots wearing the t-shirt of the fake band in a Cameron Crowe movie that appropriated your only good song. I expect Mudhoney to go berserk and kill Cameron Crowe one day...

3. I have no quarrel with Bridget Fonda

Con:

1. Everything else in the movie, or tenuously related to the movie.

Swingers:

Pro:

1. The most brutally painful to watch scene in all of western cinema, when Jon Favreau leaves message after message on that woman's answering machine. By the third or fourth call I was screaming for God to make it stop. That scene encapsulates "pathetic" better than any other that I can think of off the top of my head.

2. "I'm going to make Gretzky's head bleed, just for super fan 99 here." For better or for worse, this documented a moment in time for a generation of males of which I am assuredly a member.

3. At the end, when Favreau dances with Heather Graham, and all of his friends immediately stop what their doing, ignoring the women they were hitting on to celebrate that their friend is back on the horse. That too is dead on accurate, at least in my experience, and I've always liked that scene.

Con:

1. Vince Vaughn continues to get work

2. The music was a tad lame, I have a soft spot for it though.

Swingers is a better film, neither of them are citizen kane, but if I had to watch one right now, unquestionably Swingers.

Ash (ashbyman), Friday, 8 April 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

ASH OTM!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Swingers wins out this one.

Matt Dillon is a very good actor. C'mon. "Over the Edge" is one of the top ten films of the last thirty years. And Matt Dillon was awesome.

Star Hustler, Friday, 8 April 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

To be embarrassingly honest, Singles was like manna from frickin heaven in 1993, being that I was a rabid PJ fan in Australia, starved for any magazine mention, any tv appearance, anything [they didn't even tour there until 1995]...the cameos made me & my friends so deliriously happy, with the music feeding our delirium, that we didn't care WHAT the movie was about...for a while I thought it was GREAT! Now, it's just okay. I'm a fan of Cameron Crowe, but story wise this one was a little weak...it doesn't hold up without the soundtrack & cameos. Swingers, however, is definitely a keeper. Ash was incredibly OTM with the overall assessment here, and I had almost forgotten the answering machine scene. The only equivalent to that scene, on a chick level,is Hysterical Blindness. Squirm factor 10.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Swingers seems to get cast as a celebration of 90's frattish/laddish/rakishness when it's more like a sendup of same tendencies in otherwise insecure young males

This statement is completely nonsensical to me, because here's why: my experience was that 90s frattish/laddish/rakishness was wholly and completely all about insecure young males from the fucking get-go, a fact which Swingers has the capability to remind me of endlessly and at length. It's not a send-up of that guy; it is that guy, and even when I was much much closer to That Age I couldn't come close to caring about such banal workaday needing-confidence-to-get-chicks material, a topic that strikes me as so relentlessly boringly regular-old-post-college-white-guy that it needs a hell of a lot more of a twist (or a hell of a lot more of a grim-serious approach) than Swingers even came close to giving it. As an evocation of a particular kind of guy in a particular kind of time, well, I suppose it works, because yeah, I've met those guys and I've had those conversations -- only the experience was an irritation in life and even more of a smug irritation in film. It's personal, yes. But let's not get surprised by my fratboy line: this is a movie where a bunch of guys sit at home yelling at one another over hockey games and being dicks to the delivery guy. (Incidentally the private-school fratboy/filmguy is exactly what the combination suggests, exactly the parts you'd think it'd be, and pretty much exactly the type the guys in this film are.)

I haven't seen it in forever but so far as I recall it wasn't even particularly funny.

I get the sense that all Singles backlash here, on the other hand, is basically cultural, is actual prickly backlash, and kind of relies on the assumption that this was a Hot Scene movie; only one of the things I find most interesting and fantastic about it is that it seems to have gone into action before the Hot Scene, really, and so stands as one of very few major motion pictures that actually kind of beat the curve in that sense. (I don't know about place, but I think it's absolutely gorgeous in terms of catching time; details-wise I can think of few things that get that particular form of early-90s apart from weird snippets related to the Kids in the Hall!) And more importantly, well, I admit that my big supposed "flaw" with judging movies is that I look at them from a narrative perspective (and a character perspective), which evidently one is not "supposed" to do (which is stupid), and on both of those levels Singles strikes me as surprisingly rich, or at least kind of charming when it's not genuinely rich. It has a fondness for its characters that's often fascinating, insofar as it doesn't actually seem to be trying to elevate them to the level of movie-type drama or interest; it's fond of them simply for their existence, and it has a lovely array of registers in terms of taking them more seriously or less so. Which sounds like that bad Crowe softness / love-of-everything that made something like Almost Famous a bit cloying, except that in Singles it seems to me to be least forced, seems genuine, and gets poured onto something quiet and subtle enough that it leaves it warm and welcoming. This is one of maybe two dozen films that I've bothered watching more than a couple times; for some reason I've just never particularly tired of it.

I have now discussed this at semi-ridiculous length and so therefore give up except to say that I am actually genuinely disappointed in all of you; I thought I knew you; I thought you were sane; this has shattered my conception of the universe and I am entirely thrown. Singles is better, for god's sake, and I'm appalled by your naysaying. But like I say, I don't claim to know anything much about films.

nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

i'm with alex nyc on most points. i remember watching swingers thinking i could show it to my kids saying 'this was the mid-90's in your 20's in LA'. that makes it sound bigger that it is i guess, but i hung out with a lot of guys then and it just seemed honest. which is kind of hard to do, you're always cynical at stuff aimed that close to home. it is very guy-guy. saying frat-guy seems unfair, in general that seems a lazy hipster pejorative for things more traditionally masculine, or perhaps not as intellectual centered, or... i dunno what frat guy means exactly.

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

xpost
But who laughed at the delivery guy? For me it's clearly the turning point where laughing with Trent becomes less of an option and Sue's antics gradually put a finer point on the lameness of both of their attitudes(lameness being the central question; I'm not pretending there's higher stakes involved in this film and perhaps that's why I enjoyed it more) as do Vaughn's later scenes. I don't think you should be surprised (or necessarily characterize as 'smug') the fact that the (wannabe)'rakish' worldview was the comedic engine of the film, that's kind of how most buddy comedy works. If you were/are 'over' these types and their outlook I can't really argue that out of you, it engaged me at the time and I placed more value in how funny and well-observed it was regardless of how I related to the characters(not being anywhere near white or post-collegiate at the time, I might add)
I've never seen Singles btw.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Only one of these films features a cameo appearance by Eric Stoltz as a mime.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

The only equivalent to that scene, on a chick level,is Hysterical Blindness. Squirm factor 10.

I haven't seen hysterical blindness, what happens?

Ash (ashbyman), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Singles.

btw, fuck the nineties with a hammer

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

(ok i haven't seen swingers but jesus every minute detail someone has described to me makes me wish genital electrocutions for all the dudes involved)

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

btw, fuck the nineties with a hammer

Hahahaha...wow!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, you're on fire today.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

TS: movie you'd rather watch your cousins set on fire than see vs. movie you liked a lot as a kid and am now thoroughly embarassed by its saptasticness (oh cameron crowe you mawkish twat)

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Why do I hate the 90s? I was teenager during it.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Here's what I remember about each, and what pretty much sums it up:
Swingers - It made me laugh.
Singles - Matt Dillon finally said "Bless You" and I wasted two hours and $6.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

1. The most brutally painful to watch scene in all of western cinema, when Jon Favreau leaves message after message on that woman's answering machine. By the third or fourth call I was screaming for God to make it stop. That scene encapsulates "pathetic" better than any other that I can think of off the top of my head.

God yes. I can't even watch this scene anymore.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

nine years pass...

OK so this is incredible (and LONG); an oral history of how Swingers got made. i had no idea just how cheap it was.
http://grantland.com/features/an-oral-history-swingers/

piscesx, Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:21 (eleven years ago)

Wow, thx

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 November 2014 12:41 (eleven years ago)


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