I ate another man's sandwich

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So he must have been given my thai peanut butter on sourdough instead. I bet he felt short changed.

Still, the salami. He had taste.

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

I ate another man's sandwich

Soooo, is THAT what they're calling it these days?

― I DESIRE...MACARONI NECKLACES AND SOAP SCULPTURES (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

what is the difference between thai peanut butter and regular peanut butter?

― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

i keep hearing patsy cline singing "another man's roses" now

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

or is it "a poor man's roses"??

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

What's the difference between a thai peanut butter sandwich and a salami sandwich?

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

It wasn't the peanut butter that was thai, but the sandwich itself. I think it has apple in it too.

The salami sandwich had mustard and tomato, among other things.

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

I've really been unfair to mustard, until now.

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

but have you ever eaten another man's MANWICH?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Salami? what about "pepperphoney"? So much more heart-smart.

― andy --, Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

This sandwich was handed to me by fate, I had no choice in the ingredients!

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

I almost took another man's salad yesterday! I had ordered some salad with gorgonzola and grapes and pears in it, but then I noticed that there was a special just-in-time-for-spring salad that had tofu and veggies in it that looked much better. So then, at the counter they called out "John!" and I walked up, and they said, "the Japonaise salad," and I said "err, no, I guess not," and then some other fellow, presumably also named John, stepped up and claimed it. But afterwards, I thought, I should've just taken it -- a few minutes later, they'd figure out what happened, the other John would be peeved, but whatever, they'd make him a new one. And I'd already be out the door.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Yes, this is what happened to me!!! I think they might have said "Ed" instead of "Adam"!!!

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

...juussst to watch - him - die.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 7 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

apples and peanut butter sounds tasty.

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Thursday, 7 April 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

It is. The best breakfast sandwich ever* is a po boy loaf with pb, apples, bananas and honey.

*non-meat b.sandwich, that is

― adam (adam), Thursday, 7 April 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

i almost tossed another man's salad yesterday!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 7 April 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

"almost"

what, you were pouring the syrup and suddenly wtf am i doing to bribri's ass!!?!?!

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

that was ORFFULL

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

if by "ORFFULL", you mean "full of ROFFLES"

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 8 April 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

yes

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

i'd imagine it was more like stopping in the middle of the syrup pour and thinking, "i'm just not feelin' it."

that po' boy sammich sounds awesome.

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

po' boy asswich

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

So he must have been given
my thai peanut butter
on sourdough instead.
I bet he felt short changed.
Still, the salami.
He had taste.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/images/Salami-l.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hants.gov.uk/cats/Salami.JPG

haha what

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Dumbasses be cuttin' salami with butter knives.

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Still, the salami.

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I hear it more as an imperative -- "Hey, still the salami!" Like, hold your horses. Keep your hat on. Chill the fuck out.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

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