ive always wanted to do this: hey, list your penis size in this thread and then someone can avg em up and come up with average ile penis size

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my penis is 7 inches.

― fghfdhd, Friday, 8 April 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

o, and dont lie. lol.

― fghfdhd, Friday, 8 April 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

7.1

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

on the richter scale

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

four score and twenty

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

we should definitely do this with salaries, sexual conquests and record collections, too.

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait we already do

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

20 km

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Calum

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Still, the salami.

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

this thread isn't going well.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

1.4865352E+37 nautical mile

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

pi squared

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 8 April 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Light travels the length of my penis in 0.914 ns.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

BIG WIENER

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

LIST my penis size? like throughout my growing up? Or taking key frame measurements from a rising erection on a video clip? (sad to say, ~~that's the one thing I don't~~ I don't have such a clip.)

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

6.25 inches

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

3.2in

WAIT!! 4.6in

WAIT!! 5.4in

WAIT!! 6.8in

WAIT!! 7.1in

WAIT!! ...still 7.1in

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

I once met a man who claimed to have a 13 inch penis. At the time I wasn't sure if he meant 13 centimeters, but that's not very impressive.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 8 April 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

SI units please, inches are an anachronism, let's stick to internationally acknowledged standards. (that means in millimeters up to 7m if you're an architect)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

6.25 in * 2.5 cm

― Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

= smefds

― Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

cm is not an SI unit.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

what is the si unit for length

― Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

grotsits

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

CSPED;E

― Where is Erasto B. Mpemba? (ex machina), Friday, 8 April 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

Mick Fleetwood

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 8 April 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

my penis is the size of a feijoa

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

Feijoas are my favorite fruit.

― Kate's evil twin (papa november), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Is that a syllogism in the works?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Mine is roughly dick-sized, generally dick-shaped, arguably dick-color, and (as reports go) dick-flavored. Jury's still out on dick-sounds.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

metres, milimetres are also acceptable, the convention is to use millimetres on drawings where dimensions are less than 7m. For calculation everything should be kept in metres. So 12cm ahould be 120mm on a drawing or 0.12 m, 120 x 10^-3 would be borderline acceptable.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

And if you find the word 'dick' offensive, swap in

kar, zakil, kalc'h, лат, анат, pyj, peniso, siitin, pénis, פין, pénisz, pene, youbutsu, pénis, пенис, pene, хуй

or any others given your country of origin.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 8 April 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

danza

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

so have we worked out an average yet?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 8 April 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

ile average = tom of finland

― Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

And if you find the word 'dick' offensive, swap in
kar, zakil, kalc'h, лат, анат, pyj, peniso, siitin, pénis, פין, pénisz, pene, youbutsu, pénis, пенис, pene, хуй

or any others given your country of origin.

from my country i think it's called "chris evans"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 8 April 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

Das sind nicht 20 Zentimeter
Nie im Leben kleiner Peter
20 Zentimeter sind in Wirklichkeit viel größer

Das kannst du echt vergessen,
da hast du dich vermessen
Ich sag' es kurz und bündig
bei Kurzen da verschwind ich
20 Zentimeter sind es jetzt nicht und nicht später
Du solltest dazu stehen
er ist leicht zu übersehen

Das sind nicht 20 Zentimeter
Nie im Leben kleiner Peter
20 Zentimeter sind in Wirklichkeit viel größer
In der Kürze liegt die Würze
doch ich mag es lang und dick
Und bist du zu kurzgekommen
kommst du bei mir nicht zum Flirt

20 Zentimeter 20 Zentimeter

Das kannst du echt vergessen,
da hast du dich vermessen
Ich weiß es klingt gemein
er ist klein und er ist dein
Stehst du mit der Meßlatte
nachts bei mir auf der Matte
Dann nehm'n wir dein Lineal
und vermessen ihn nochmal

Das sind nicht 20 Zentimeter
nie im Leben kleiner Peter
20 Zentimeter sind in Wirklichkeit viel größer
In der Kürze liegt die Würze
doch ich mag es lang und dick
Und bist du zu kurzgekommen
kommst du bei mir nicht zum Flirt

17 sind O.K.
18 mmhh tun nicht weh
19 find ich schön
20 wenn sie steh'n

Das sind nicht 20 Zentimeter
Nie im Leben kleiner Peter
20 Zentimeter sind in Wirklichkeit viel größer
Das sind nicht 20 Zentimeter
Nie im Leben kleiner Peter
20 Zentimeter sind in Wirklichkeit viel größer
In der Kürze liegt die Würze
doch ich mag es lang und dick
Und bist du zu kurzgekommen kommst du bei mir nicht zum Flirt
20 Zentimeter nie im Leben
20 Zentimeter 20 Zentimeter
Da muss ich aber nochmal von vorne gucken
20 Zentimeter 20 Zentimeter

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 8 April 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

(To the tune of "Oh! My Little Augustine".)

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 8 April 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

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