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The best thing I've read about the circus, from the NY Times' Alessandra Stanley on Peter Jennings' lung cancer:


His aplomb was especially missed in Rome this weekend; normally crisp anchors somehow lost their bearing covering the death of John Paul II: the desire to match the solemnity of the moment and the mood of mourners brought out some of the most cloying prose in television history. (Brian) Williams and CNN's Aaron Brown began sounding more Catholic than the cardinals, and Diane Sawyer went into the kind of transports usually associated with St. Teresa of Ávila. (One exception was Larry King, who on Sunday asked Jim Caviezel, the actor who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ," to assess the pope's chances of making it to heaven. "Jim, you think he's with Jesus now?" Mr. King wondered. "We only have 30 seconds.")

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I'm rather incensed by the idea of PJP2 being the architect of a great victory against communism. There appears to be a nasty bout of revisionism going on right now. We need to stamp out this religious menace.

Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Watching some of the funeral tonight brought out all my latent Protestantism.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

For example, there was a dialogue between the catholic church and the 'communist' government in poland during the 80s and the church was used as a prop, an example of the government's independence from the USSR. What broke the back of the soviet block was the disintegration of the soviet economy which was a process that dates back to Stalin and has nothing to do with any pope.

Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm rather incensed by the idea of PJP2 being the architect of a great victory against communism.

Lech Walesa disagrees with you.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Lech Walesa can kiss my arse. I doubt the workers of Gdansk in 1980 were marching because of religious fervor. They were marching for a better life, a better, more socialist socialism.

Ed (dali), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I felt bad for all the people outside who waited for days to see the pope while all the rich & powerful got to sneak right in. it's sad that religions are so in love with wealth and power.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

"the church has ever been on the side of the powerful"
monk in "Aguirre: Wrath of God

Masked Gazza, Friday, 8 April 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Lech Walesa can kiss my arse. I doubt the workers of Gdansk in 1980 were marching because of religious fervor. They were marching for a better life, a better, more socialist socialism.

-- Ed (dal...), April 8th, 2005.

You know nothing about Poland.

TheChurchesAreFullinPoland, Friday, 8 April 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

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The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Watching some of the funeral tonight brought out all my latent Protestantism.

Watching some of the funeral brought out all my latent atheism.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

I am an atheist, M. White. But the feeling I got watching the funeral was that it was a bit idolatrous, a bit lacking in humility.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

When Ronald Reagan met the worms it was the conceit of the media that he single-handedly kicked the butt of Monolithic Worldwide Communism. Now I am shocked (!) to discover he was usurping the rightful credit of John Paul II (the "II" I suspect actually stands for the 'other two', namely George and Ringo) who slew the Communist Dragon with the Sword of Righteousness.

All I can say is, there had better not be any more slayers of the Vile Communist Kingdom waiting in the wings, ready to slide feet-first into a coffin and the arms of immortality. This mythos is getting top heavy already.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Gorbachev's still alive, right?

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

Papal Death Media Orgy - they were on Earache Records, right?

Soukesian, Friday, 8 April 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

It has to be a single slayer, right? (Though, to be fair, Kennan did just die.) It couldn't have been the masses of people at the Moscow White House, or in Prague or Bucarest or East Berlin, now could it?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

OK, to be fair, there were Romulus and Remus, and Amos 'n Andy, so I guess it is possible to job share a myth. At a stretch, there were Athos, Porthos and Aramis and Larry, Moe and Curly. But the absolute furthest you can take this sort of thing was with Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, and that was pretty thin gruel if you ask me.

One hero is cleaner, safer and smarter - like Mr. Clean or the Cocoa Puff Cuckoo. You get much better brand identification that way.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 8 April 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

The funeral was cool it was like Star Wars meets The Roman Empire meets The Brittas Empire.

elwisty (elwisty), Friday, 8 April 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

You know nothing about Poland.

She was the rabbit Souvarine took care of in Emile Zola's Germinal!

What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Friday, 8 April 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Clearly, the "person X brought the Soviet empire crashing down" meme is always bound to be bullshit, but besides this bit:

What broke the back of the soviet block was the disintegration of the soviet economy which was a process that dates back to Stalin

Ed couldn't be more off the money on this thread.

Yes, there was obviously dialogue between the church and the communist government -- what of it? The authorities were scared of the church's influence, and they did anything they could to combat it. This includes dialogue. It also includes propaganda, and force, as in the murder of Popieluszko.

I doubt the workers of Gdansk in 1980 were marching because of religious fervor.

Who says they were? The church was a political organization, and to deny its role in Poland's opposition would be a "nasty bout of revisionism." Solidarity couldn't have developed the kind of communication infrastructure while it was banned that the church already had in place. Churches served as safe meeting places. There were countless activist clergymen, and countless activists who were not religious in the least and yet made common cause with the church, joined religious opposition groups (my parents included). Of course, it's absolutely fair to argue that all the real work took place on the ground, and that the Pope's role in all of it was symbolic, but as far as symbols go, in Poland he was a powerful one.

the krza (krza), Friday, 8 April 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

"He liberated whole swathes of the world from totalitarian tyranny"
-some dude on bbc news just now

Masked Gazza, Saturday, 9 April 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

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Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

you all watch tv news?

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Have you considered turning the telly off?

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

I work at the news desk of a weekly news magazine and sit but three feet away from two televisions, tunes to each of said stations. Turning them off and/or changing the channels are not options.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

has the 'controversy' over clinton's remarks gotten any traction in mainstream media? i know the right's been trying to figure out a way to have a field day with it.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Wait... what?

Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

The NBC Interview?

Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Saturday, 9 April 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

this, apparently

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 9 April 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

I work at the news desk of a weekly news magazine and sit but three feet away from two televisions, tunes to each of said stations. Turning them off and/or changing the channels are not options.
You're working at midnight on a Friday? Have you considered changing jobs?

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 9 April 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Isn't it terribly patronising to the people of Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, etc. who actually did throw off their crumbling totalitarian governments to say that the pope or Ronnie Raygun are responsible.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

Absolutely, though my sense is that the majority of Poles don't feel patronized, or are at least willing to put any such feelings aside at a time when there's literally nothing else in the papers but the Pope. (The media orgy is about 10000 times worse over there.) As for Raygun, people scoff far more readily at talk of his Cold War "victory," but then again, even someone like Adam Michnik has said that if he were American, he'd never have voted for RR in a million years, but as a Pole, he supported him.

As for the rest of the former Eastern Bloc, I know the clergy played some role in the Czechoslovakian opposition, though a far smaller one than in Poland. Not sure about other countries. In any case, I imagine Czechs, Slovaks, Hungarians, &c. are far more skeptical of all this talk at the moment, and rightly so.

the krza (krza), Saturday, 9 April 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

there are a billion people waiting for something that will impact their life like a meteror--and when i saw the funeral anderson cooper and christine ammeapor (sp) were excellent, respectful and gave the proper information.

ed, what you are forgetting is that the pope was a apolish worker who lived under the crumbling tolitarian states, as were the hundreds of worker priests who risked martyrdom to push away communism---they were a rather large factor.

& clinton was right--he will have a rather large legacy but it wil ltake decades to sort out what it was--esp. if the next guy in charge is a nebbishy place holder.

anthony, Saturday, 9 April 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Nebbishy placeholder sounds like a relative improvement over this guy's last 20 years.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 April 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

You're working at midnight on a Friday? Have you considered changing jobs?

I've been doing it for over a decade, thanks. You hiring?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 9 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

"I knew the ceremony today would be majestic but I didn't realize how moved I would be by the service itself," the president said. "Today's ceremony, I bet you, was a reaffirmation for millions."

I keep forgetting we have a president who sounds like a 12-year-old.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Slacktivist had some good bits on this one, about how CNN & the other major media outlets don't tend to mention that this Pope never supported the Iraq War, nor the Nato airstrikes in Kosovo or the first Gulf War either. Or any policy supporting torture.

also, that some early Church members were women, and that the first Pope, Peter, was a Jew from Galilee(and had a wife & kids).

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Frank Rich is on this like a motherfucker...

Mortality -- the more graphic, the merrier -- is the biggest thing going in America. Between Terri Schiavo and the pope, we've feasted on decomposing bodies for almost a solid month now. The carefully edited, three-year-old video loops of Ms. Schiavo may have been worthless as medical evidence but as necro-porn their ubiquity rivaled that of TV's top entertainment franchise, the all-forensics-all-the-time "CSI." To help us visualize the dying John Paul, another Fox star, Geraldo Rivera, brought on Dr. Michael Baden, the go-to cadaver expert from the JonBenet Ramsey, Chandra Levy and Laci Peterson mediathons, to contrast His Holiness's cortex with Ms. Schiavo's.

As sponsors line up to buy time on "CSI," so celebrity deaths have become a marvelous opportunity for beatific self-promotion by news and political stars alike. Tim Russert showed a video of his papal encounter on a "Meet the Press" where one of the guests, unchallenged, gave John Paul an A-plus for his handling of the church's sex abuse scandal. Jesse Jackson, staking out a new career as the angel of deathotainment, hit the trifecta: in rapid succession he appeared with the Schindlers at their daughter's hospice in Florida, eulogized Johnnie Cochran on "Larry King Live" and reminisced about his own papal audience with MSNBC's Keith Olbermann.

What's disturbing about this spectacle is not so much its tastelessness; America will always have a fatal attraction to sideshows. What's unsettling is the nastier agenda that lies far less than six feet under the surface. Once the culture of death at its most virulent intersects with politicians in power, it starts to inflict damage on the living.

When those leaders, led by the Bush brothers, wallow in this culture, they do a bait-and-switch and claim to be upholding John Paul's vision of a "culture of life." This has to be one of the biggest shams of all time. ...

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 10 April 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

is rich knockin csi! that HURTS!! pope grissom now!!!

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 10 April 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

The Pope? Ronald Reagan? Huh! Everyone knows that the hunk in trunks, David Hasselhoff, ended communism.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 10 April 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)


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