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Think up some t-shirt slogans for the wry fuckers at Neighborhoodies

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I SHOT MLK

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

SPIRITUAL NEGRO

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

INTONATION FESTIVAL

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ASHFORDAND SIMPSON

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

TUPAC ATE MY BALLS

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ATM INSIDE

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

BEAVER PATROL

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

SUK MI HUJ FKN DIK

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

TITTY TITTY BANG BANG

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

CRUNK KIKES

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaaha!

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

AIDS LOL

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

REPRESENTRIFICATION

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ENTER OUR TEH BRAVERY & REGINA SPEKTOR GIVE-AWAY

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

BRING THE TROOPS HOME

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

BAPTIST FO LIFE

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

EAT MY FUC

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

EVERYBODY IS GAY BUT ME

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

BLACKER THAN THOU

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

BLACK AND PROUD

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

TEEN RAPIST

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I SELL ILLEGAL DRUGS

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

ASK ME ABOUT MY GRAND LARCENY

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

COTTON PICKING MINUTE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

CRITICAL MASSA

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I STOOD ON THE FEEDING TUBE

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

IMPARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

BRING THE TROOPS EMO

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

STUNT COCK

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

IRONIC LOSER

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

TRANSEXUALS VS. GAYBOTS

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

RICH AND WHITE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS HOODIE GIVES ME STREET CRED

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

EMO STANDS FOR "EMOTIONAL"

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE PAINED INDIE GUYS WHO PLAY GUITAR

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

COMMISSION A SECOND SERIES OF NATHAN BARLEY

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

LITERATE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

THE SHINS WILL CHANGE YOUR SEXUALITY

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I SHIT IN THE SUBWAY

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ZERO SALES RESISTANCE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

NIG*ER

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

MY COCK IS EVEN BIGGER THAN MY FRINGE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE AN IRONICALLY FAT GIRLFRIEND

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I HEART LOUIS FARRAKHAN

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I PIRATE COMPUTER SOFTWARE

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

BLACK MEN CAN JUMP ME

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

UNARMED

― moribund q. whistlestop, Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

1BR MMF DP FACIAL $2500/M

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 10 April 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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STARBUCKER

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

KNUCK IF YOU STARBUCKS

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I MISS THE THREAT OF COMMUNISM

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

CLICK TIT FOR MORE

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE CLEANS MY BATHROOM

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

SUICIDEGIRLS.COM - FREE PREVIEW

― 3, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ALL THIS AND A BLOG TOO

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'LL MENTION YOU IN MY NERVE COLUMN

― W i l l (common_person), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M FROM JESUSLAND

― W i l l (common_person), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

DEL.ICIO.US/TAG/ANAL

― W i l l (common_person), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

JANE FWNEDA

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a332/a332.gif
can any of yall explain to me how this 't-shirt hell' website actually exists & gets endorsed by magazines like esquire and elle girl and the tv show scrubs?! is it cool with these folks to be openly racist in 2005?! this shit is so far past 'politically incorrect and PROUD OF IT' & goes straight into neo-nazi hipster/klaneration x territory. and where the fuck do ppl who buy this shit even wear it? do they just order it from the site & wait for the package to come so they can sit alone in their room wearing an I HATE SPICS tee!?!

― 33, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

just in case thats not enough they also sell 'DAVE CHAPPELLE WENT BACK TO AFRICA- ONE DOWN', 'MY MEXICAN WORKS FOR LESS THAN YOUR MEXICAN', 'NATIVE AMERICANS SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT HARDER, YOU PUSSIES' and this one http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=145

― 33, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd never heard of this thing but then I don't watch Scrubs or read Equire or Elle Girl. Christ.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno the most interesting thing is how college kid/urban outfitters t-shirt culture and shocking=funny culture melded to create something to create t-shirts that are unwearable outside of an all-white asshole dormroom or klan rally on casual fridays

― 3, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i just learned about those from their website, apparently they also advertise in rolling stone though! goddamn liberal media

― 33, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a490/a490.gif

― 3, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

how can all these magazines etc be so selective this shit? like oh ok the racist ones are bad but man that whatchu talkin bout willis is so funny we need to give them free advertising! sometimes you need to throw the unfunny internet humor baby out with the racist bathwater

― 3, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

NSFW

(Surprised no one thought of this one already...)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE BEEN PEGGED

― demonlolver (gcannon), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't remember how i came across tshirthell, but yeah, it's really hard to get yr head around. the best i can figure is that the racism is understood as inviting or being immediately paired with the reaction/disgust/getting yr ass kicked. no big news there, but something abt the masochism of it is important (yeah like who the fuck actually wears these out anywhere?) like, i want to stick myself into the ahem racial issues of the day, but i don't have the guts to really do it beyond this ugly windowsmashing kind of way, someone PLEASE come talk to me! hit me!!

― demonlolver (gcannon), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
WHITEY YOU'RE DOING A HECK OF A JOB

― glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

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KATRINA LOL BLACK PPL ROFL

― _, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
UGGGG!!!
As if I didn't hate them enough before!!!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

"FUCK NEIGHBORHOODIES"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

AIDS LOL
-- Dom Passantino (juror...)

thread shouldve been locked

― nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
revive
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a902/a902_bm.gif

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

I only know about that shirt because one of my bandmates rolled up with it on St. Paddy's Day. :>

― Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok that's actually kind of funny though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

*Reps the Bay* ;-)

― deej, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

BLACK PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF THIS FUCKIN PLANET

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

you're just making fun of yourself now, correct

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

why are you posting things that arent tits.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

your zings get worse and worse by the day.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

ethan, I really don't get you.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

"edgy"

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ZING

― gff, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a330/a330_bm.gif

This is the best t-shirt ever, though.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

no, that one isn't that funny

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

my friend wore that shirt out once and was summarily knocked on his ass by a single mother/stripper.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

ironic t-shirt gets ironic reaction

― deej, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://azraelscustomleather.com/grim%20reaper.jpg

U GONNA GET REAPED

― nickalicious, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

COLONEL, WHAT'S A RUSSIAN GUNSHIP DOING HERE?

― Will M., Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

BUSHWICK YOU'RE NEXT

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

TITS.JPG

― andrew m., Friday, 6 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

I AM TIRED, I AM SALTY, I REQUIRE SILENCE.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://eteamz.active.com/teamlush/images/beatanorexia.JPG
tee hee

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 January 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)


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