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I'm shaving off my scrofulous winter beard this week, and am throwing the sideburn-design process open to the ILXish community.

Please post proposals in this space by 5pm Thursday EDT. Winning entrant will receive Prizes. Muttonchops by no means excluded.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.toyz.org/images/sideburns.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

One vote for sideburns that come to points like in Star Trek.

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

http://hughjass.com/hj2.gif

― mcd (mcd), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tartanday.org/images/pic_burnsides.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

is the guy in dan's picture michael daddino or fred willard?

― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/thoreau.jpg

Chicks dig neck beards.

― andy --, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Sideburns are 90s in the worst way (see Trent Reznor, Luke Perry). Surely it's time to bring back the Henry V look:
http://www.aginc.net/henry_v/henry5.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

The Monks to thread.

Dan, are those sideburns being appliqued or something?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Macrame, no?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fotobaron.com/blow_out/images/Duane_Allman_69138-22.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) I'm hoping that it's a sideburn stencil.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4705/gg_portrait.gif

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i have sideburns

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Wait... Trent Reznor sideburns? The fuck? *goes googling*.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

They can be seen best back in the "Closer" video. (Okay, I haven't looked at Reznor recently enough to know if he still has them.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/stephenx/monks-barber.jpg
j.lu, how about this?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't the tonsure belong on the back of the head?
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4705/gg_portrait.gif

Why do I ever trim my chops when I could have THIS?!?!?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lasvegasgolf.com/images/features/rollie-fingers.jpg

I SAY!

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Dude. Kill all sideburns.

― mouse (mouse), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/6451/jeremy12up.jpg

JOIN US

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Damn, king.

I could never live up to those winsomely erect moustache-tips.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

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