HAHA DUDEZ I ALREADY WENT DOWN THERE LAST NIGHT AS IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HAUSE AND MY FRIEND AND I WANTED TO FUCK W/ THEM BUT WE GOT SUCKED IN AND ACTUALLY WE ARE
PART OF IT NOW! ! ! ! !
THERE IS ACTUALLY A BOOK. U SIGN IN AND OUT AND THE PERSON WHO HAS THE MOST HOURS TALLIED AS OF MAY 19TH WILL BE "FIRST" IN LINE ETC... THATS HOW THE "QUEUE" IS BEING DETERMINED...NEVERMIND THAT WE AND PROLLY 745632968 OTHER PPL TRIED TELLING THEM THAT GRAUMAN'S IS NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING THIS FILM ...THEY HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN SO MUCH PRESS ON THEIR "MISTAKE" THAT THEY OBV KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND R MILKING THIS...
THERE WERE ACTUAL GIRLS THERE. GIRLS WITH VAGINAS. I THINK. ONE WAS HAWT. SHE IS A COMIC BOOK ARTIST; SHE TOLD ME HER WEBSITE AND SHIT. I THINK SHE WAS BEING PAID?
WE WERE A BIT DRUNX0R. AS WE HAD WALKED FROM MY FRIEND'S PLACE THERE...THE GIRL ASKED ME WHAT I WAS DRINKING IN MY PLASTIC CUP. I SAID GINGER ALE. SHE SAID I WOULD FIND GOOD GINGER ALE THERE ALWAYS AND I SHOULD HANG OUT W/ THEM, THEN ALL THE FREAKS AROUND ME GROUP-ROFFLED. I FELT SO BELONG-ED.
THIS WAS AROUND 9 PM. THEN WE HAD TO LEAVE TO GO TO H00TERS...
MANY HOURS LATER, WE CAME BACK AND OF COURSE THERE IS A DIFFERENT CROWD OF UBER-GEEKS THERE....PPL R CAMPING OUT IN THOSE LITTLE TENTS AND SHIT. JUST LIKE THE TENTS U SEE ON SKID ROW, JUST NOT AS NICE. I ENCOUNTERED ANOTHER FEMALE. AT THIS POINT MY FRIEND AND I DECIDED TO SIGN THE BOOK...LIKE WHY SHOULDNT THIS JUST BE MY FULL-TIME JOB NOW? DID I MENTION IT'S ACROSS THE STREET FROM (THE UH HOLLYWOOD BLVD ) H00TERS? THAT THEY HAVE A DEAL W/ GRAUMAN'S THAT THEY CAN USE THEIR RESTROOM ANYTIME, 24/7? AND THAT THEY HAVE A _GROUP_ COMPUTER W/ HIGH-SPEED INTERNET RIGHT THERE JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE TO CHECK YOUR EMAIL OR DOWNLOAD PR0N?! I HAVE MY OWN CLOCKING-IN AND CLOCKING-OUT PAGE IN THERE NOW... IN MY NAME. I AM A PART OF THE FORCE....OF HISTORY. MY FRIEND USED A FAKE NAME. MY FRIEND IS SMARTER THAN ME.
NOW HERE IS THE THING...THERE IS ACTUALLY A PAYFONE THERE...THAT THEY ARE ANSWERING AND TREATING AS THEIR "OFFICE PHONE." AND PPL FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE CALLING L0L! MY FRIEND WAS SITTING NEXT TO IT ...SO HE ANSWERED.
IT WAS SOME GUY FROM VANCOUVER
MY FRIEND SAID "HEY WE R BANGING YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH AN EWOK." THE GUY SAID "COOL." HE WAS REALLY HAPPY TO TALK TO...ANYONE WHO IS NOT IMAGINARY, PROBABLY? 10 MINS LATER AFTER THE CONVERSATION, HE CALLED BACK AND TALKED TO MY FRIEND. AGAIN.
AFTER WE LEFT (I GOT 20 MINS OF BOOK TIME IN) MY FRIEND CALLED THE #... HE ASKED FOR LUKE. "IT'S HIS FATHER." THE PPL ROFFLED.
THEN A LITTLE LATER MY FRIEND CALLED BACK (HE PUT THE # IN HIS FONE, I WAS TOO DRUNK TO RETAIN ANYTHING) -
MY FRIEND: "HI I AM LOOKING FOR BEN?"
LUCASITE: "BEN?
FRIEND: "BEN...CAN U TELL HIM R2 CALLED?"
LUCASITE: " OH BEN! OBI-WAN! ROFFLE!!"
SO PLZ...IF ANY OF U R MY REAL INTERNET FRIENDS (::mmmmpfft::) U WILL CALL (323) 462-9609 AND ASK TO TALK TO ME; MAYBE I CAN EVEN ILX-P0ST FROM THE GROUPGEEK COMPUTER THERE. THEY HAVE A WEBCAM TOO. WHICH WAS KIND OF TERRIFYING.
REALLY..THIS IS MY NEW JOB NOW, I AM COUNTING ON U GUYS. MAKE ME LOOK GOOD!
― Vic in Alderaan, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)
Confusion in his eyes that says it all.
He's lost control.
And he's clinging to the nearest passer by,
He's lost control.
And he gave away the secrets of his past,
And said I've lost control again,
And of a voice that told him when and where to act,
He said I've lost control again.
― Leon WK (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)
oh ...i will probably be forced to commit group suicide with them now, since i'm in the book. but its better than the cancer-or-heart-disease-by-age-29-due-2-living-The-Taco-Bell-Lifetsyle thing thats fated for me anyway. also, just defiling the grauman's bathroom in a group context = 2 me irresistible
― Vic in Alderaan, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)
(And just for the confused Curious George to know - no, I am not
that person either. That individual is in Tattooine (sic), which I assume might be the world next to Tatooine. Or Portland. I am Alderaan. And I am awaiting yer calls.) (There must be some special discount card for calls from Ireland to Alderaan.)
― Vic in Alderaan (Vic), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)