Cartoon Charchaters youd like to nail

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nail like fuck as opposed to nail like crucify

― anthony, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MAGGIE-MUTHAFUCKIN-CHASCARILLO.

(not that i've put a lot of thought into this or anything.)

― jess, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. The quintessential dronerock boy. Tall, skinny, shaggy hair, post-rock chin-tag, those amazing brown flares. Uuuuuhhhhhh...

See also Jason from G-Force/Gatchaman. The first Spaceman I ever fell in love with. Sigh...

― kate, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

None of them, funnily enough. But one of my old school chums once professed a desire to "nail" the female bunny on the Cadbury's Caramel ads. Most disturbing.

― Trevor, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The cute waitress who brings the Flintstones a giant dino-steak in the closing credits; Daria's artpunk best mate; Marine Boy; Jigglypuff.

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Misty. From Pokémon. I'm not gay. Am I? Oh god. TAKE ME TO A MOCK LESBIAN THREAD. In fact, most Japanese anime girls which is WORRYING. The blokes must have brown or black hair and not look eight years old which is a problem I have with ASH and KEICHI. I don't fancy BROCK. James from Team Rocket wouldn't be any good. OHHH Jamie from Jamie and the Magic Torch when he was growed up a bit. I would more like to be friends with most of the boys. There aren't that many cartoon growed up boys really who aren't THE ENEMY in cartoons. Edna, did you watch Tamsin Outhwaite Goes Wild With Dolphins last night BTW?

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah you are not gay but you are a kiddy fiddler, Jamie of Magic Torch fame couldn't have been more than 8 years old.

― Emma, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lisa simpson and bugs bunny in drag (of course). Sarah's right: misty all the way (and i mean all the way) plus i wouldn't climb over james to get to jesse.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am wondering, WOULD Jamie of Magic Torch fame be a looker when he grows up? He had a LOT of curly hair and this could possibly turn into HUGE MASS OF HAIR in later years, ie too much for proper attraction?

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely the character is not Misty but MIIIIIISSSST-EEEEEEEE! ("look! I cannae have kids now!"). Ahem. I saw a few seconds of Miss Braithwaite and the dolphins, yes, but it was all too exciting and I had to go back to watching Ipswich get hammered.

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how could i forget princess from g-force/team gatchaman/battle o planets

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bugs bunny in drag (of course) = mega-rowrier than [insert rowry ppl]

― mark s, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about Optimus Prime? Think of all those potential positions (cue: transformation sound FX). Plus.... when the second half of his truck attaches, its all over.

― Honda, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh, the cowgirl from Toy Story 2 - was it Daisy?

― Jonnie, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ahem...yes...obviously those Manga girls that kick arse in schooluniform are well sexy. I think I had a crush as a kid on the melancholic girl who controlled the Aphrodite robot in Mazinger Z.

― Omar, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Droopy az my bitch. failing that Crystal Tipps.

― , Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sally from The Nightmare before Christmas. Am I the only necrophile here?

― Mark C, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Teela fROM hEmAN + daphne from scbydoo = my friday redheadz

― , Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sheila from Dungeons and Dragons. What a redhead! And blue eyes, too. Sigh...

Bloody hell, what am I thinking???

― Will, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A young Marge Simpson.

― Ally C, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cowgirl is Jessie - and she had a rubbish song so that makes her horrid.

Sheila? She'd just put her rubbidge hood on and hide. The acrobat onb the over hand - rowr. Mind you, she already had a stick which would magically grow in length so I think she had no need of a man.

― Pete, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Piccolo from Dragonball Z, big green bad tempered. different species for a bit of spice. chyeah.

One has to consider the novelty factor in these preposterous cases.

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Racer X. A man of mystery, and I know he'd rub out Spritle and Chim Chim if given the opportunity.

― Nicole, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the lass from ulysses 21 (Yumi i think she was called) in the episode where they all aged 10 years or so and she sprouted rather lovely devil's dumplings

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I quicky read that and thought you meant Uni from Dungeons and Dragons.

― Jonnie, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pffffff! Alan you should not make such obvious gigglemonsters when I have just come back from the BOOZER at lunchtime and am trying my best to look impassive when I just want to giggle.

― Sarah, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Uni! oh you little minx

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B-eehh...B-E-E-E-HHHHH!

― will, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you LUV it

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Uni!"

"Billyyyyyyyyyy!"

Uni was my nickname at school 'cos I did the bestest baby unicorn impression in the wurld.

― Trevor, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Zorak

― Samantha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

barbama ma!

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

IMG SCR="http://ldf.plion.it/nagai/sayaka_yumi.jpg"

There you are Sayaka Yumi from Mazinger Z. Never understood what she saw in that arrogant tosser Koji. :)

― Omar, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah well never mind.

― Omar, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Comes back, sighs "after all this time, can't get a $%^%$ photo link"

― Omar, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh gosh! How did I forget Penelope Pitstop?! And if puppets count, Lady Penelope!

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Clutch Cargo

― , Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lum!!

― james, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kaori from Akira.

― Chris Lyons, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Definitely the female black&white cat that Pepe Le Pew follows around.

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cyanide and Mikhail from Boy Meets Boy. Touga from Revolutionary Girl Utena, and the guy who looks like Touga except that his hair is green and he's insane.

― Maria, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not really a cartoon character- a computer game one (I'm turning into a geek):

http://www.robotduck.com/games/_thumbnails/vampire_s.jpg

Villiam the Vampire Boy! He's sooo cute...

― emil.y, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, I think I owned that Vampire Boy game, too. Ah, glorious memories of the geekdom of youth, corrupted through the cartoon- fucking lense of ILE.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is just the one for me. The one who's always saying,"I'm gonna get that cwazy wabbit" Who else E. Fudd lol

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Betty Rubble. So totally *not* Rosie O'Connel!!!!

― ogden, Friday, 7 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mainframe.ca/shows/reboot/html/images/characters/andra ia.gif

Hopefully that works and shows a picture of Andria, now if only I could get her seperated from Sparky, I mean Matrix. Reboot still rocks my world. And that redhead who gets to carry excalibur around with her even if shes pretty clueless at some points. I think its called Spellcasters but I dont know, I've never seen the begining of it.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dean McCoppen from "The Iron Giant".

― 1 1 2 3 5, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My first cartoon crush was the cute gurl squirrel young King Arthur chases around the tree in 'The Sword in The Stone.' How unbearably twee...

― turner, Saturday, 8 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

― elan, Saturday, 15 September 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

jess otm, but also Hopey and Danita.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 15 September 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

I Love Everything lives up to its name.

― Aimless, Saturday, 15 September 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

jessica rabbit vs. lois griffin

― Zeno, Saturday, 15 September 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

There's an entire usenet group devoted to the exploration of this perverted fantasy.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Hell, there's one just for Simpsons pr0n.

http://i8.tinypic.com/53yitmw.jpg (NSFW)

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://i7.tinypic.com/4ysndea.jpg

http://i3.tinypic.com/508jpxe.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/6gbrj7p.jpg

All NSFW.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://i8.tinypic.com/53yitmw.jpg

― elan, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

i cannot stop laughing

― elan, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, man, there goes the non-NSFW tag.

Anyways, there's a ton of that on Usenet. Some charming. Some bizarre. Some utterly incomprehensible. Most of it, dull as shit.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

The ones with the kids enter a whole different galaxy of wrongness.

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dot-on-Lisa action means I will never have an erection again.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 16 September 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.espacioblog.com/myfiles/underground/home_page_image.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 16 September 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

Dot-on-Lisa action means I will never have ~~an erection~~ a moment of not laughing hysterically again.

― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Sunday, 16 September 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

Wheres that Futurama pumpkins fucking ...thing.

― Trayce, Sunday, 16 September 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

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