KFC's "cleanup tissues" C/D

Whereas KFC towels you can just take 5 packets and when you finish with the first you just rip open another! And sniff the boozy heaven.

(a friend and I once tried to eat 14 KFC chickens in one sitting, on top of primrose hill, as a suicide pact, but ended up giving half of them to Jude Law instead)

"Would you like a moist Toilette?"

this word makes a person i know almost physically ill

MANCHESTER, N.H. -- A Hazmat call to a Manchester Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant was determined to have been sparked by a hoax call, police said.
Firefighters were called to the restaurant on Hooksett Road because employees reported eye and skin irritation from a fire extinguisher. When emergency crews arrived, they found three employees disrobed outside of the building.
The employees told police that the restaurant got a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire suppression system. When they did and reported that they had chemicals from the extinguisher on their clothes, the caller told them they needed to take their clothes off.
The workers said they became suspicious when the caller then told them to urinate on each other.
Two officers were sent to a hospital for treatment from being exposed to chemicals inside the building, and two employees were also treated at a hospital. The third employee refused treatment.
Police said they are investigating the incident as a criminal matter. The restaurant was closed until health officials could determine that it was safe to re-open. KFC released a statement saying it was cooperating with the investigation.

http://www.wmur.com/news/18803151/detail.html?taf=man

Shit I thought this was "cleanup issues".

KFC "cleaning up" our infrastructure:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-090317pothole-kfc-story,0,406116.story

okay most interesting detail in that article is this

Charmin provided a public restroom in Times Square for the third year running. The company has also developed an application for iPhone and BlackBerry that helps consumers find toilets when the need arises.

mind is racing at what this mobile app could be named

I would suggest whizzbang

KFC "cleaning up" our infrastructure:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-090317pothole-kfc-story,0,406116.story

horrible fucking idea

Patton Oswalt vs. the Famous Bowl

I thought pretty much every city-guide cellphone app already had a bathroom locator -- the one I used to use actually had bathroom "reviews" licensed from some sort of book

mind is racing at what this mobile app could be named

― 鬼の手 (Edward III),

iPod Touching Cloth...

people really have trouble finding bathrooms in a city?

Three possible answers to that question:

1. free ones? yes
2. sometimes it actually is kinda nice to be alerted to a pristine/empty bathroom in a tiny museum, or something, rather than using something unpleasant
3. no, not really

Apparently, you've never experienced an onset of !BS in mid-town Manhattan.

(xpost)

how hard is it to find a starbucks in a big city?

See #2

(See also your phone tells you where the nearest Starbucks bathroom is, which is probably more efficient than wandering around looking and occasionally having fights with Popeye's employees about whether they're legally required to let you use the bathroom or not.)

who needs cleanup tissues when you can have a Tijuana Picnic?

Although to be fair I think I only used this function once, and that was to look up the highest-rated bathroom in midtown and go try it out, just for, umm, shits and giggles

ess oh, gee double-oh dee good

Chanel has these in little packages with their logo on them. They have them for after you put on their make-up at any Chanel counter so you don't have to walk around with eyeshadow on your fingertips. I always snag a few and keep them in purse because they are funny to pull out at BBQs and such. "Need a Chanel wipe?"

a lot of the restaurants here give them to you for free and I always take them and keep them in my bag

Nijoli, you know how to keep it classy.