The Two Ronnies: C/D

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I'm honestly shocked we have never had this thread before.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

"... It will be cool in Goole, dry in Rye, rather hot in Aldershot, and if you're
going to be in Lissingdown, you should take an umbrella."

Swingle Sister, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

I think there is actually a fine line between genius like four candles, and utter shit like the one where they run through the list of euphemisms for the toilet. "I'd like to visit the smallest room." "I suppose that would be the kitchenette" "no, I want to go to the bathroom" "allright, but it's funny time to take a bath, and we don't have anything else in there".

With great material, they were great. Search: that Frost Report sketch with them and John Cleese. Did they also do "I'm not a sexist/racist/chiropodist"?

Destroy: Ronnie Corbett in a chair while the audience prays for death.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes classic, often dud. Search: News, Sketches with Ronnie Barker on his own as expert-on-something, the musical bits (especially Top of the Pops with Dave Lav Trellis). Destroy: Corbett's monologues, bloody Fork Handles, Elaine Page.

lock robster (robster), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Is it back yet?

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

The Mastermind sketch (subsequently ripped off by Jonathan Coe in The House Of Sleep).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

No no no no - God awful. I watched about ten minutes of this last week, as I thought that maybe I'd appreciate them more now that I am older. I didn't, they were bad.

Sketch: The guy who can't hear properly and the guy with the moustache who mumbles. Cue 'hilarious' double entendres. How I laughed.

Not.

Rumpie, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

In NYC hey used to show Monty Python on PBS on Sunday nights and they would always pick some other British comedy to run before (or was it after?) and the Two Ronnies was there for a while. I didn't find it funny for a long time and when I finally started to get it they replaced it with something else- "Rising Damp" maybe? I remember liking one sketch where the big Ronnie would tell the little Ronnie a story in a working-class accent and he would misinterpret every single line. Like this:

"He's pedding."
"What, he's riding a bike?"
"No, he's pushing."
"The bike broke down, did it?"
...
"The Big E"
"The Big E?"
"'Eroin."

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

kneejerk Classic. I quite enjoyed the Comedy Connections on them tonight even tho:

i) 'Fork Handles' and Corbett's routines are only technically funny rather than actually LOL funny, in my humble opinion.

ii) Clarence was rubbish


the Mastermind sketch is the best thing they ever did. they seemed to blaze the trail with humour based on conversational interplay, mis-respresentation and that 'the very image!' style imitated by so many since, avoiding slapstick and farce for the most part in the bargain.

$V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

The Not the Nine O'Clock News pisstake = classic

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

that 'the very image!' style imitated by so many since,

I don't get the reference.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Omg classic. Classic!!

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

A personal favourite [paraphrasing of course]: Corbett goes into a library and says 'Hello, I'd like a book, please'. Which is already funny. And Barker replies: 'Would you like a red one, a green one or a blue one?' and the camera pans round to find red books in one book case, green books in another and blue books in another.

Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

I am very much in favour of The Two Ronnies. And I like the new linking bits. The Ant and Dec joke is right up there with the gay rugby team, I think.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Classic. I saw the new show recently and it's a bit embarrassing though. Barker shouldn't have been (probably literally) wheeled out again.

Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

CLassic all day - I can quite happily sit and watch them for hours on end - which reminds me, I need a DVD box set of them.

Search: Learn swedish ("F U N E X")
Destroy: Corbetts monologues can be a bit rub, yeh.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I like the monologues. My favourite is, 'that's what happens if you don't eat all your greens up!'

Also, Pro-Celebrity Golf.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

I don't get the reference.

"Who is the current Arch Bishop of Canterbury?"
"He is a fat man who tells blue jokes"

it's funny on it's own terms because of the image it evokes which is all i was getting at (based on personal reference to obscure poem describing a range of surreal situations), but the Two Ronnies score bonus points for creating a whole sketch out of a plethora of these, plus arranging it so that the further they progress the more ridiculous or 'risque' the images are.

$V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

they're funny

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Classic. Sometimes I find them annoying though. I wish they'd show the "Worm that turned" again.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

Classic, especially The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Towne! Inspector Corner of the Yard!

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Dud. You either get it or you don't, I suppose. I liked Ronnie Barker in everything else he did - even Clarence - but I've a deep abiding sense of dislike for Corbett.

xpost - I knew the PRBOOLT would be referenced. To me, it's the epitome of what I didn't like about them; it was gentle in a 'not funny' way. Partly because I'd never heard anyone use the term raspberry.

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I've been kind of watching the BBC1 Friday night retrospective thing, and the thing that strikes me is that the best sketches are ones where Ronnie Barker gets to be clever with mixing up words. The song and dance numbers are great.

The worst thing, and the thing that really is annoying me, is that they have no idea how to finish a sketch. Stuff goes on, is funny, then just ends. With no punchline. I can't think of a famous enough example, but watching the BBC1 show makes it totally obvious.

Phantom Raspberry Blower was written by Spike Milligan. It was rubbish in terms of jokes, but the way it was done (shaky cameras, obviously-wrong doubles for split-screen shots, that kind of thing) was really good. Not LOL funny, but giggle-able.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Is there any truth in the shaggy dog story that the Not The Nine O'Clock News pisstake of the Two Ronnies was actually written by Ronnie Barker on the quiet?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)


absolute clasic for the good stuff.

· And finally, the public are warned to be on the lookout for Joseph Gomez, a Spaniard, last heard of living in Tooting, whose mother was a nun in Barcelona. A one-time flautist with a symphony orchestra, he is wanted for looting in Haifa, where he worked on a farm. The police urge people to look out for a Haifa-looting fluting Tooting son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time ploughboy Joe.


laughing? no? check yr fckin pulse.

piscesboy, Thursday, 14 April 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

Wry wordplay is not the kind of thing which makes me laugh. Kenneth Williams once compared the Two Ronnies to watching a group of Japanese men immaculately performing a Morris dance.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

Is that Kenneth "Listen to my funny voice while I get offended by naked ladies with big boobs" Williams?

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 14 April 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!! that's the chap. miserable sod.

piscesboy, Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Yes that's Kenneth "worked with Orson Welles and Joe Orton" Williams.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

Don't get me wrong, but the only thing I like Williams in is where he gets to put his funny voice into wry wordplay - Round the Horne or Just a Minute. Him being down on The Two Ronnies for exactly this seems harsh.

T/S: Ronnie Barker's almost understated silliness vs Kenneth Williams' exaggerated silliness

(I'm not for a second saying that Kenneth Williams wasn't a talented fellow - it just seems like a slab of sour grapes to me. Did Williams's super-sucessfull shows have writing as good as The Two Ronnies?)

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

not that i want this thread to degenerate into childishness and all, but isn't that orson 'advertiesd fish fingers' welles? what's so big about him?

piscesboy, Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

Hmm...Hancock's Half Hour, Beyond Our Ken, Round The Horne...I'd say the writing there was in a different galaxy to the Two Ronnies.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Tim Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Yeh, alright, I'll give you that, at least on Round the Horne. It still seems rather disingenuous of the guy to be be giving smackdown on The Two Ronnies, when what they do well is EXACTLY what Kenneth Williams did well.

(and his characters in Hancock's Half Hour are, 9 times out of 10, his character in the Carry On films, only not quite so well rounded)

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

You ought to read his diaries. He gave smackdown on everyone.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

Yeh, that's kinda why I haven't read them. Hearing a fading queen moaning about how rubbish everyone else is these days "I'm not smaller, the worl'd just bigger" for 300 pages is not my idea of fun.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

Williams didn't think much of Williams either - when his mood was up he probably had plenty of regard for his talent but not what he did with it. Wanted to be a serious ak-tawr. Got to question the judgement of someone who couldn't see that being Kenneth Williams was a much greater achievement than being Larry fucking Olivier. As, of course, was being Ronnie Barker, but Williams was hardly going to see that either.

frankiemachine, Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

I think The Phantom Raspberry Blower is genius. I loved it as a child (at my grandma's, hooray!) and I still love it now. This is quite unusual. So I think you are wrong, Ailsa.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was hysterically funny when I watched it as a kid. But watching it now, you see all the joins and it's a terrible, slapdash piece of work (like most of what Milligan wrote which wasn't a war memoir or co-authored by someone who could instill some discipline into this work).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

I never saw the Phantom Raspberry Blower 1st time round (or 1st time of repeats, anyway), but WOrm That Turns I remember being rather good. I hope they rerun that on for The Two Ronnies Redux.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

I think kenneth williams shouldn't really have been mentioned more than once, here.


I used to watch the phantom raspberry blower at my gran's, too. I think I thought it was great.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

The Worm That Turns was a ghastly piece of misogynistic junk.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

F U N E X was Benny Hill, by the way...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Tim Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), April 14th, 2005.

hahaha!!

*in* july?

piscesboy, Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

Get me a jury and show me how you can say "In July" and I'll go down on you.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:28 (twenty years ago)

F U N E X was Benny Hill, by the way...

No it wasn't.

http://www2.prestel.co.uk/cello/swedish.htm

Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

I always loved Ronnie Corbett. As a child I had an inbuilt sympathy for the underdog (which might explain why I'm so unexceptional as an adult), and I thought he seemed nice, safe, a great straight man who actually DID manage to be genuinely funny too.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

He is also a Tory.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:49 (twenty years ago)

he's a likeable guy and a good writer but he's never really done it for me, certainly not on his own. TS: Sorry! vs Clarence...

$V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Sorry is why I hate:

- Ronnie Corbett
- The name Timothy (as opposed to Tim)
- The Two Ronnies

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

sistrah becky watched the re-broadcast w.dad - it wz kinda a family viewing regular when we were kids (except i tended to lie on the floor and read a big book abt keirkegaard or some such during) - and halfway through dad looked across at her in his droll, minimal way and said (pretty much) "what were we thinking?"

a lot of old-skool crafts went into many sketches and routines (inc.teh armchair monologues of course): but we ("we") have a much more complicated attitude today to the virtue or otherwise of "old-skool craft"

(viz ronnie corbett is an infinitely better technician than alexei sayle, say: sayle is potentially funnier - genuinely more imaginative and wild-style - but so locked into a lazy DIY approach to delivery, as if to say "insert timing here")

i wd probably say (as kneejerk provocation if nothing else) that 2R = funnier that NtNoCN on the best day of the latter's life

(at least the two ronnies weren't fkn smith&jones)

but this might not stand up to genuine research, not that i will ever do this research

*lies back down on floor and re-opens big book abt keirkegaard*

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

smith & jones were on the two ronnies scriptwriters payroll at one time

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

You ought to read his diaries. He gave smackdown on everyone.

He was quite taken with Kevin Keegan, but then who isn't?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

As there has been an orgy of old school comedy clips programmes recently I was taken by how funny the Kenny Everett video show seemed to be on that 50 best sketches show.

Maybe they just took the best 2 minutes of his work but it seemed quite insanely manic and 'out there'.

And Barry Cryer was one of the writers there too, all comedy goes back to him. Seven degrees of Barry Cryer.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

As a boy, I never saw the Ronnies, or Morecambe and Wise. (I never saw them as a girl, neither.) Sometimes I see the Ronnies on TV now - and I like it.

I like the craftsmanship, all right. I like to see old comedians working with Language, not with mere obscenity as I think many now do.

And I like little Corbett in his large chair - the manner, the chuckles at his own digressions. Skill with warmth.

the bellefox, Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

i wd probably say (as kneejerk provocation if nothing else) that 2R = funnier that NtNoCN on the best day of the latter's life

Kneejerk provocation? NtNoCN was NEVER ever remotely funny! It was rubbish! I kind of remember the 2 ronnies being very funny, but I can hardly remember a single sketch. Aha, I just remembered those semi-silent movie things they did - "futtock's end" and "the picnic" (?) the scene in "futtock's end" where the hungover people are trying to eat a meal and all the food is hideous made me laugh a lot as a nipper.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

I agree with the Pinefox, apart fromt he bit about him being a girl. In fact, I think I wrote an almost identical post a couple or three hours ago. But I can't find it here, so it must be languishing on a Champions League thread or something.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Classic, watching the "swearbox" sketch really on the BBC1 compilations had me doubled up. Literally in tears from laughing.


Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

everett would be lionised now as a comedic giant had it not been for "let's kick michael foot's stick away"

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

tell us more about the kenny dvd billy!
he was a tory too. i guess it seems 2 matter less in comedy than music.

piscesboy, Friday, 15 April 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

I found Friday's edition a bit boring. Perhaps I have been over-enthusiastic in my biggying up of The Ronnies. Either that or I am excessively fatigued by fatherhood.

However, I also listened to a Spike Milligan documentary featuring a lot of very disciplined and very funny letters to the BBC, etc, so perhaps his lack of structure was a considered aesthetic choice, not the result of inability.

In any case, I'm glad his stuff is like it is, Raspberry Blower included.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 18 April 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeh, I was bored by Saturday's. It just seemed really unfunny and rubbish - I didn't chuckle once. WHat's going on?

Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 18 April 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps it's because it was on a Friday and you watched Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway by mistake.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 18 April 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Classic, watching the "swearbox" sketch really on the BBC1 compilations had me doubled up. Literally in tears from laughing.

I remembered this from 1st time, two things...

1) Laughed and thought "This is the first time I've lauged at the 2rons for ages" as opposed to "slightly amusing/entertaining"

2) Didn't Barker look like he may have been swearing while Corbett was obviously going "Beeeep"?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 18 April 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Still lolled at these guys on the Xmas repeats, although they did seemingly invent the "not funny needless song to fill the penultimate sketch slot" technique later perfect by Smack the Pony, The Real McCoy and a few other mediocre shows.

Roni Size Queen (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 December 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

Nah man, the Morris Dancers one where the chorus was a repeat of the last line of the verse so that you got hilarious lines like "So doff/So doff/So doff/So doff/So doff your cap etc." made pre-teen me laugh more than anything on the show.

I Was a Teenage Armchair Hongro Fan (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 December 2008 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

sixteen years pass...

Watching some of these just now, sooooo many Irish jokes.

Massage Attack (Tom D.), Friday, 14 November 2025 19:26 (four months ago)

... and jokes about British Rail.

Massage Attack (Tom D.), Friday, 14 November 2025 19:27 (four months ago)

I sometimes wonder if people under 30, 35 even know the old thick Paddy stereotype. Probably not. Good fucking riddance.

woof, Friday, 14 November 2025 19:50 (four months ago)

Ditto the mean Scotsman jokes.

Massage Attack (Tom D.), Friday, 14 November 2025 20:03 (four months ago)

I remember watching some repeats from series one, and nothing was funny.

Not offensive, not stereotypical, not sexist (well, not much). Just, nothing.

And yet, it was a huge hit at the time.

Mark G, Friday, 14 November 2025 20:51 (four months ago)

Watching some of these just now, sooooo many Irish jokes.

Used against you like Irish jokes on the BBC

Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 14 November 2025 21:56 (four months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhWFl5mwYSM

giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 14 November 2025 22:37 (four months ago)

one month passes...

A joke about punk rock and a joke about Rod McKuen in the opening sequence of this episode.

Donald Crump (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 December 2025 09:06 (three months ago)


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