TS: Ketchup vs. Mustard vs. Mayonnaise

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Mustard!

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Mayo! (Chips only) otherwise Moutard

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Mustard Mayo

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

MUSTARRRRRRD >>>> Ketchup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ech mayo.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Ketchup on fat chips. Mayo on skinny chips. Mustard on sausages. Ketchup and mayo and mustard on burgers. Fin.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Mayonnaise on anything and everything.

― adam (adam), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Mayo mixed with ketchup!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Mustard>home made mayonnaise>mayonnaise (for tuna salad and artichokes)>ketchup (which I only use to make steak sauce).

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Steak sauces are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

It's a tough call between mustard and mayo. Definitely not ketchup though.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

That's why I never put them in the Lord's eyes.

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

a liberal splash of worscheshire in your ketchup vastly improves it though.

mustard>mayo>ketchup

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

ketchup, worcestershire sauce, horesradish= steak sauce

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

MUSMAYOTARDONNAISE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.koshermania.com/pics/Woeb-jal-mustrd1sm.jpg

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

...dijonnaise

[xpost?]

― idiot., Wednesday, 13 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Nick OTM, though I prefer 3 parts mustard, 2 parts ketchup, and 1 part mayo.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Love the mustard.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

I think we're all forgetting something very important here - RELISH.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

relish is way too limited. its only good for hot dogs and relish sandwhiches.

I sometimes mix mustard and mayo, but only with turkey sandwhiches.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Relish + mayo = tartar sauce.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Mayo is versatile. 1 tbls of mayo + 1 ts of pesto = voila! pestonnaise.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

50 different spiced mustards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mayo >>>>>>>>> ketchup >>> catsup >>>>>>>>>> French's yellow mustard xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx whipped vegetable oil spread.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

You haven't lived until you've eaten relish on black-eyed peas.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

MUSTARRRRRRD >>>> Ketchup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ech mayo.
OTM.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

OMG mustard AND ketchup AND mayo AND relish on a 4th of July burger w/ lettuce & tomahto & big fluffy moist burger bunnage OMG OMG OMG

I just gained 5 pounds.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

that IS true David R. I'll admit that.

I actually prefer "salad cream" to mayonnaise, but its hard to find in the US. You have to go to specialty shops.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

While I haughtily turn my nose up to dijonnaise, I always make mayonnaise with a bit of mustard unless I'm making aioli.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Homemade mayonnaise is pretty good. Otherwise, blecch. I like mustard fine, catsup no. In the south they make this stuff called chow-chow, kind of onions and peppers pickled, in a jar, you put it on beans and such, a bit like something Korean.

― edd s hurt (ddduncan), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I love chow chow and southern (though not English) pickalilly.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

mayonnaise is fucking disgusting. I'm not against it as an ingredient in other things/sauces/etc. but as a spread by itself = bleecccch. spicy mustard >>>>>>>>>>>> mustard >>>> ketchup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mayonnaise.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

dijonnaise! i'm sure it's a travesty but i'm putting it on everything these days

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

Mustard mayo vs Marie Rose sauce (ie ketchup + mayo)?

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

Wholegrain mustard, by the spoonful, from the jar. Mayonnaise on chips. I hardly touch ketchup.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 14 April 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

Where da brown sauce?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

On da sausages!

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

It's da bomb!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

On da bacon!

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 14 April 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

wasabi mayonnnaise tastes magical

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

with turkey on white

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

loving white bread is like a hobby of mine

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

Well either mayo or mustard. I must have both on hotdogs and burgers. I do like ketchup on potatoes but keep it away from mah meat!

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 7 July 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

soft pretzels with mustard make me feel really good

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

Wasabi mayonnaise? Nice idea.

Pepadew ketchup is quite good.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 7 July 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

fries in mayo does not taste bad AT ALL. fries with ketch tho, is the real deal.

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.psc.edu/science/2004/teragyroid/images/heinz-01.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

loving white bread is like a hobby of mine

yeah I hated on white bread for so long but it really is the shit

also: mayonnaise rulez, followed closely by mustard, ketchup distant third

― pj, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3844/overmyheadedited53kuf4rz0.gif

― carne asada, Monday, 7 July 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

you white bread-loving people are wrong and insane. there are reasons why it is so bad and hated.

ketchup is gross; mayonnaise is kinda gross and creamy egg yolky

mustard ftw (real mustard, not yellow plastic bottle kind)

― dell, Monday, 7 July 2008 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

I've found equal parts mayo and Raplhs chipotle mustard makes a great steamed artichoke dip.

And mustard >>> mayo >>> ketchup.

― nickn, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

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those girls look intense

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

when i'm feeling emotional i do ketchup and mayo on my burger.

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

does ANYONE put mustard on burgers?

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

they call burgers with mayo "California burgers" here

― carne asada, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

and what is this thing about not putting ketchup on hot dogs which just seems ridiculous to me. it's so fucking good.

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

ketchup and relish, yummm

is that gross?

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

does ANYONE put mustard on burgers?

Hell yeah, on a burger it's the most U&K of the three, for me.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 7 July 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

ketchup and mustard on burgers, hot dawgs and any other hot/warm meaty item. mayo does not belong on these cos it goes all, forgive me for saying this, cummy.

mayo with chips is manna. man.

― Upt0eleven, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

This is like asking me which of my children I love the most. Except I only have one child. But you catch my drift.

― Aimless, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

ketchup and mustard on burgers, hot dawgs and any other hot/warm meaty item. mayo does not belong on these cos it goes all, forgive me for saying this, cummy.

mayo with chips is manna. man.

-- Upt0eleven, Monday, July 7, 2008 5:05 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i do not forgive you for saying this

― and what, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

BBQ sauce and Mayo is a good combination for burgers, imo.

― Bodrick III, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

YES YES YES

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

My trinity of combinations goes like this:

Hamburgers: ketchup + mayo
Hot Dogs: ketchup + mustard
Sandwiches: mayo + mustard

― G00blar, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

it's the balance of the universe

― G00blar, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

mayonnaise remains fucking revolting vile vile vile stuff

― J0hn D., Monday, 7 July 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

nah, actually it's delicious

― G00blar, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

Hamburgers: ketchup + mayo
Hot Dogs: ketchup + mustard
Sandwiches: mayo + mustard
YES.

― kate78, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

mayo + heat = teh grossness

what is wrong with you people

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

I mean do you guys like boiled milk n shit?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

raw eggs?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

Hamburgers: ketchup + mayo
Hot Dogs: ketchup + mustard
Sandwiches: mayo + mustard
YES.

-- kate78, Monday, July 7, 2008 9:47 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Surmounter, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://amiright.net/stuff/mayonegg.gif

― G00blar, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

mayo is great mixed with ketchup on burgers.

― latebloomer, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

I like more than one sauce on a burger, but I tend to separate them by putting one kind on top of the patty, and another underneath. I know it all gets mixed up in your mouth, but it seems more appropriate, somehow.

― Bodrick III, Monday, 7 July 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

Tomato sauce, mustard, mayo and chilli sauce on burgers.

For hot chips... VINEGAR

― S-, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

mayo = no way get fucked fuck off

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

both ketchup and mustard are worthy condiments for a wide range of fine dishes

mayo is disgusting and evil and not welcome at any table

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

anyone who hates mayo needs to eat good mayo

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

There is no such thing as a good mayo.

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 08:23 (seventeen years ago)

I think the problem people have with mayo is that its color and texture makes them think of it like it's a dairy-based sauce. Hence Shakey's 'boiled milk' comment. It's just a vinaigrette with an egg (yolk) used as an emulsifier. Why would that be gross hot? You guys like salad dressing, right? You guys like eggs, right?

― G00blar, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah good mayo is great, as is a good hollandaise sauce that's coating a tasty breakfast of poached eggs and spinach on english muffins.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)

~~mayo~~ King Boy Pato is disgusting and evil and not welcome at any table

fixed. mayo rulezz

― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 10:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Mayo-clinic-logo.jpg

― S-, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)

Mayo in it's most common form just doesn't do anything for me. I don't notice the flavor at all, so why even put it there? Oh, because I'm a fat American! I'm happy to have some kind of fancy schmancy ailoi on my sandwich.

Ketchup is good as a shortcut in some recipes, but it's also the worst thing I could imagine anyone doing to a hamburger.

Mustard is truly awesome

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

Ketchup is good as a shortcut in some recipes, but it's also the worst thing I could imagine anyone doing to a hamburger.

Thank you sir. Ketchup on a burger is the worst kind of slap in the face to a cow, well okay, the second worst.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

You know the worst thing about ketchup? When you leave some on the plate, then dump the plate in the sink without washing it, and then you come back an hour later and the whole kitchen has that nauseating sickly-sweet "KETCHUP WAS HERE" smell. It's enough to turn you off ketchup entirely.

― fiscal liberal (kenan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Mustard wins here -- there's just so much more going on with mustard, there's no competition. But you can't put mustard on fries, so for me mayo comes second. Hellman's is the best everyday stuff (I understand it's called Best Foods mayo in California? Freaks.) but the luxury mayo is Trader Joe's. All light and creamy and with that all-important bite of vinegar flavor. Check it out, yo.

Ketchup is... around. It's ok on fries, I guess, and maybe chicken strips, but mostly it's a waste of good tomato. It tastes like somebody got halfway to making barbecue sauce, got really lazy, and decided to just dump a bunch more sugar in and call it a day.

― fiscal liberal (kenan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

you can too put mustard on fries wtf

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

Stop blowing my mind.

― fiscal liberal (kenan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

mustard is super secret health foods with all the antioxidants and gloyhaven without the sugars and other gloyhavens

― STILL GEETIKA IN 2009 (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

you can too put mustard on fries wtf

this

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

I likes my french fries and so I eat a fair amt. of ketchup, but yeah --
mustard >>> mayo >>> ketchup

Anybody who's eaten fresh mustard greens (raw) knows why mustard gets extra points, but that's not in the condiment discussion so ignore this part plz

― WmC, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

I think the problem people have with mayo is that its color and texture makes them think of it like it's a dairy-based sauce.

the problem i have with mayo is that it makes me nauseous. i can tolerate it in very small amounts in egg salad or tuna salad, but no one but me ever prepares them with "very small amounts."

― marjane satriani (get bent), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

truth bomb

― i ask you today what makes this average? (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

i want some fries + mustard now

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

MAYO ONLY ONE MADE PRIMARILY FROM FAT

― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

rly mustard's where it's at tho

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

the great condiment wars of 2011

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4

― cave duel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zkMFFm4tdQ&feature=related

― cave duel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

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