This is the thread where I post 35,000 times and take the #1 spot from Ned.

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A.K.A. - "Jesus Fuckin Christ, Ned. Gold, every one of 'em."

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

one

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Two

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Three

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Four

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Five

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Six

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm tired. Time for lunch.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Well done, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

What's to stop Ned starting a thread like this, just to keep his crown?

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Um...dignity?

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Are we singing "House of Jealous Lovers" again?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Hahah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

i can see 12 posts on this thread so far.

pathetic.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

seven.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

KEN B LOOKIN

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

some admin needs to edit a thread to make a form that js autosubmits

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Are we singing "House of Jealous Lovers" again?
No, "Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks" bitch!

PUNISHMENT! IN HIGHER PLACES!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

eight.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Not doing very well, are ya?

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile the statscock is still unworking...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

this thread disappoints

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

*cries*

― this thread (laurah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

MOTHER'S IN A LAWNCHAIR!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

nine.

(just wait, you impatient motherfuckers.)

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait. I forgot my login was fucked by the moderators, or to be more fair, by me. So I'm using a new login now. I guess I need to start a new thread for this.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

I think you've got him worried.

Well, he was certainly looking askance about something the last time I encountered him.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Rassemblez vous rassemblez vous
Secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue
Secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue secoue
Rassemblez vous
Prends tout sur la CHAISE
Rassemblez vous
La mère est sur une chaise de pelouse
Electrique venu pour t'obtenir
Un litige verbal
HORS DES COURSES ET AU DESSUS DES VOIES
PUNITION DANS DES ENDROITS SURELEVES (2x)

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

"La mère est sur une chaise de pelouse
Electrique venu pour t'obtenir"

"Mother is on an electric grass chair which has come to get you"?

Or is my French more rusty thatn I'd realised?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

sweet

― Baaderonixx on a long black leash (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

About time, that smug bastard.

(xpost. Or, I dunno, it might apply to that gibberish that Laura posted as well.)

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Ça plane pour toi
Ça plane pour toi
Ça plane pour toi toi toi toi toi
Ça plane pour toi

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Ça plane pour toi

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Au suivant au suivant
Tout nu dans ma serviette qui me servait de pagne
J'avais le rouge au front et le savon à la main
Au suivant au suivant
J'avais juste vingt ans et nous étions cent vingt
A être le suivant de celui qu'on suivait
Au suivant au suivant
J'avais juste vingt ans et je me déniaisais
Au bordel ambulant d'une armée en campagne
Au suivant au suivant

Moi j'aurais bien aimé un peu plus de tendresse
Ou alors un sourire ou bien avoir le temps
Mais au suivant au suivant
Ce ne fut pas Waterloo non non mais ce ne fut pas Arcole
Ce fut l'heure où l'on regrette d'avoir manqué l'école
Au suivant au suivant
Mais je jure que d'entendre cet adjudant de mes fesses
C'est des coups à vous faire des armées d'impuissants
Au suivant et au suivant

Je jure sur la tête de ma première vérole
Que cette voix depuis je l'entends tout le temps
Au suivant au suivant
Cette voix qui sentait l'ail et le mauvais alcool
C'est la voix des nations et c'est la voix du sang
Au suivant au suivant
Et depuis chaque femme à l'heure de succomber
Entre mes bras trop maigres semble me murmurer
Au suivant au suivant

Tous les suivants du monde devraient se donner la main
Voilà ce que la nuit je crie dans mon délire
Au suivant au suivant
Et quand je ne délire pas j'en arrive à me dire
Qu'il est plus humiliant d'être suivi que suivant
Au suivant au suivant
Un jour je me ferai cul-de-jatte ou bonne soeur ou pendu
Enfin un de ces machins où je ne serai jamais plus
Le suivant le suivant.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Damned frogs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

My sister is marrying one in a little over a week!

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

La Nature est changeante
L'on respire comme ils mentent
De façon ravageuse
La Nature est tueuse
Au temps des "Favorites"
Autant de réussites
Pour l'homme qui derrière a...
Une "Belle" qui s'affaire à...

Faire... de leur vie un empire
Blood and tears !
Faire l'amour à Marie
Blood and tears !
Et "Marie" est martyre
Blood and tears
Sur le mur nos soupirs !

De nature innocente
L'on manie élégance
Et d'une main experte
D'un glaive l'on transperce
Les discours trop prolixes
Que de la rhétorique
Lâchetés familières
Qui nous rendent guerrières

{Refrain:}
Fuck them all !
Faites l'amour
Nous la guerre
Nos vies à l'envers
Fuck them all !
Faites l'amour nous la guerre
Saigner: notre enfer !
+
Fuck them all !
Faites l'amour
Nous la guerre
Nos vies à l'envers
Blood and soul
Faites le nous !
Dans le texte
Le sang c'est le sexe

Hey bitch, you're not on the list
You witch, you suck, you bitch
They said... {x2}

Hey bitch, you're not on the list
What's your name, again ?

Hey bitch you're not on the list
You witch, you suck, you bitch

Hey bitch you're not on the list
Hey bitch you're not on the list
You witch You're not on the list
You witch, you suck, you bitch
What's your name again ?

Hey bitch, you're not on the list
Hey bitch you're not on the list
You witch You're not on the list
You witch, you suck, you bitch

― Baaderonixx on a long black leash (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

You are the king of the statsblock.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

(xpost- to what I don't remember)

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Vous avez lu l'histoire de Jesse James.
Comment il vécut, comment il est mort.
Ca vous a plus hein, vous en demandez encore.
Et bien écoutez l'histoire de ...

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

"Damned frogs."

Ned, I hate to say this but frankly I am disappointed and appalled; I really thought you knew better than this.

Roger "Plastic Bertrand" Jouret and Jacques Brel were both Belgians not Frogs!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

xxxxxpost
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/194/2279/480/frog%20prince%202.2.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Roger "Plastic Bertrand" Jouret and Jacques Brel were both Belgians not Frogs!
What, no Soeur Sourire?

Sprouts, if remember my Rumour album titles correctly.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Roger "Plastic Bertrand" Jouret and Jacques Brel were both Belgians not Frogs!

Actually I did know this, but I was feeling crude and dismissive.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Beligians are not strangers to tight cravats.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

What the hell is statscock?

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

It's a bird of tabulation, a more advanced version of the tic-tac-toe playing chicken in Chinatown.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Mmmm delicious cuisses de grenouilles...

― Baaderonixx on a long black leash (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Never mind 35,000 - are you even going to reach soixante-neuf, poste erotique?

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Guys, I just came from the camp site. I was asleep in the tent and heard noises outside. I heard you guys leave earlier so I knew it wasn't you. I peeked outside and saw the biggest bear I'd ever seen. I'm not one to shit my pants about one of God's creatures but this was freaking HUGE and he was digging through the cooler. Then he turned his head and stared at me. He stood up on his hind legs with a beer in his mouth. How do I know it was a he? Guys, I dont' know how to say it except to say that this bear had a strange, but well defined hairless patch around his genital area, exposing the certainty of his penis, and maybe making it look a little bigger than it really was. The air was thick with tension, let me tell you. I know from Scouts that it is VERY impolite to stare at a bear. How did I escape? By the grace of God, my friends, one of the bears teeth just then punctured the aluminum side of the can he held in his mouth, squirting his eye with foam and sendin g him into a blind fury. His dong waved furiously in the air, looking smooth as an uncooked Oscar Meyer weener except as I may have mentioned, maybe, just maybe, a little larger.

― Moses Groepen, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

REARGGHGHAHGGHGRRHRHRGHGH!!!!!!!

― SHAVY PUBES BEAR, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

noble effort

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 7 April 2008 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

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