If you could have intimate relations with only 1 ILX0r who would it be?

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Have we done this already? I'm not sure. Answer it logged in or out, I'm not fussy, but make sure you give a reason why.

My choice would have to be Trace. She seems like such an open, sexy person who is able to jump out from the crowd.

― Logged Out As I Am Chicken, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

The ChickenBear. He is hottt.

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

does he post here?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Sugarpants

― Z3bra, Alpha: Go (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Zebra, Alpha Go!

― sugarpan+s (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Intimate relations!? That sounds dirty. Do you mean, like, fucking?

Get a room, you two.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

n \ a

― Srah McLusty (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Sarah McLusty

― n / a (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

I could never take the place of your meng.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Intimate relations = sex0r

― Loggy McLogLog, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

OH I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE PICKS ME. I WILL FEEL SO HIDEOUS OTHERWISE.

― Half the board (blueski), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

That nicalizioso, he stealing all the womens.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

I could never take the place of your menk

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh fiddyp'cent its just a bit of fun. DO YOU HATE FUN??!?

― Loggy McLogLog, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

When you call me Nicalizioso, it sound sleazy.

I aim not physical relations with these people. They are already pair-bonded! I aim physical relations with, oh, let's say...Moe.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

gygax.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Um, Mark C. He so cute

― LOGGED WAY THE FUCK OUT, Friday, 15 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Besides, I am not physically equipped to make the sex with womenses! BEHOLD: THE REAL NICKALICIOUS.

http://www.myspace.com/nickalicious

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

-- LOGGED WAY THE FUCK OUT (LOGGE...), April 15th, 2005 5:37 PM. (later)

Only Tombot posts like that. But Tombot is TEH HUNKY, so I'm down with that.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Do chix0rs normally get a 404 error with your penis nick?

― The Bill Cosby Show (1984) (leisuremachine), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

404 error or 911 EMERGENCY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Didn't J4n3 S3ym0ur post here once or twice? I will say her, because she is fine and fertile.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh no wait, I retract that, because it's creepy, and instead say B3CKY LUC4S. Because CONTROVERSY.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

conner smedley maybe

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Blueski, 'cause i like my men deperate but jocular.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

B3CKY + nickalicious 4 eva!

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

As someone who's two-timing two ILXor's I'd just like to... oh, bollocks!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

wow nickalicious = teh hott chix0r.

muh wuhmmun has posted here one or two times = i am off the hook hooray.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

MANDEE

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

B3cky's boyfriend's name was Nick, wasn't it?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

nick ur real pretty i think louievil aint too far from me wanna hook up sumtime?

ps send n00dzor

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Seeing as nick backed out of Dr Qu1nn M3dicin3 W0m4n I shall take her. She was one of my teenage crushes! Oh how the other boys laughed when I admitted that.

― The Bill Cosby Show (1984) (leisuremachine), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

My name is never going to come up in one of these threads, but I still look.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Actually, the last time I was in Louisville I saw W1ll 0ldh4m making out with a chick that looked sort of like that.

You got some 'splainin to do!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

"intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.

-- nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevienixe...), April 15th, 2005."

you don't have to apologize for wanting to bone peter noone. didn't even realize he posted here.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

haha, thinking about Mr. Old Ham making out with my wee little name-thief is cracking me the fuck UP

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

When you call me Nicalizioso, it sound sleazy.

For me, it is the term of the endearment, not the sleazing.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I think I have had "relations" with 3 ilxors ... unless I am forgetting someone.

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

;-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

just ONE?!!?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

he's not a music critic.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Mandee's ILX0R POX -

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

just ONE?!!?

I'm with Mandee. ILXors can surely have more sex than *that*.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

"intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.
-- nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevienixe...), April 15th, 2005."

you don't have to apologize for wanting to bone peter noone. didn't even realize he posted here.

-- andrew m. (westernis...), April 15th, 2005 12:54 PM. (andrewmorgan)

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intimate as in SEX? noone, sorry.
-- nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevienixe...), April 15th, 2005 12:22 PM. (stevie nixed)

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does he post here?
-- RJG (RJ...), April 15th, 2005 12:24 PM. (RJG)

PWN3D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

ps Zebra and Sugpants and n/a and Sarah McL, don't be mad at me okay?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious!

― Dirty Hippy Chick (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

there are probably 10-15 i'd spread for.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

http://catalyticsouls.com/images/cavefest2web.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

marissa marchant

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

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Bitter, much?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

BUT WHICH OF YOU HAS TEH BIGGER PENIS?? WE ALL CARE. xpost

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

Bitter, much?

just a half thanks, i'm driving...LIKE RICHARD HAMMOND

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

depends what you eat the night before

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

I feel so embarassed now because I didn't know that the ChickenBear was lurking and had read this thread.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

where are the new hot bitches

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT HERE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

agreed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

i mean

...

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to bukkake stet, preferably as some sort of finishing move after he tries to beat me up

I don't think I can rise to that.

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

I always get vaguely embarrased when this thread gets revived :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

everyone is married in this town, wtf

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha "intimate relations"
i would have intimate relations with all this ilxors

threads like this are mental! but funny:

phil-two otm:
but it usually doesnt take much for internet mentalists like us to get internet mentalist crushes. all it takes is like one cute pic or like an "omg! you have an original tigermilk pressing?" before we start thinking about like getting married and adopting asian babies

which goes well with what nickaldjf;ks said:
I like threads like these, cuz you people can't smell me.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, Mandee, what a hussy you used to be.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

The calling was fun.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

where are the new hot bitches

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 14th, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link)

where is your girlfriend?!?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

uh, yeah

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have a girlfriend.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

i would have intimate relations with all this ilxors

dying

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

well then she better start paying rent if she wants to keep living here!
xp ;)

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes my entire xpost be like DAMNNN!

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

u slutz

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

email me your setup
-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), April 21st

― -- (688), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

Myself obviously.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

The really hot dude:

buzz cut greatly preferred
facial hair a big+
and a little chest hair

any takers?

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

Being gay would be nice too

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT HERE.
i'll say!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

The really hot dude:
buzz cut greatly preferred
facial hair a big+
and a little chest hair

any takers?

If you can manage a bit of back hair too, that's me. But unfortunately I mostly get intimate with girls.

I don't think you were a hussy Mands, I would've spread for ten to fifteen too. Don't know about the new generation though, but it's not their fault, I'm not here as much as in 2005.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

But unfortunately I mostly get intimate with girls.

marc loi, you have excelled yourself

― -- (688), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

10 to 15 has dwindled down to like, maybe .65 of an ilxor

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Is this including the ones we've already slept with? Or in addition to?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!

Or COMBINED! The ones we slept with + some extras!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

maybe .65 of an ilxor

ha ha aka 'all good from the neck down'

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

.35 of you is head??

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm head

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Who needs legs if the girl is on top? I'd say head is more essential.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm afraid to click the "show all posts" and look at the older content on this thread, but I am curious, is this the one where the phrase "waterfalls of pussy" was first cooked up?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ctrl+F says "No go, Nicka"

― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am curious, is this the one where the phrase "waterfalls of pussy" was first cooked up?

I remember seeing it on the Friday flirting thread but I don't know if that's where it was first 'cooked up'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I think I remember promising to cover Mandee's bar tab at World FAP if she promised to whisper that phrase in my ear at regular intervals.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i think i remember youre a married dude

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

/jaymc

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

'waterfalls of pussy' is something a friend of mine says a lot. i just stole his catchphrase to make myself look cool. anyway, i think that started on one of those friday flirting threads (i look like a floozy on all of those ones, too).

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

That's their whole idea.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

ILX used to be so much dirtier. Or maybe I just stopped noticing.

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

maria definitely

oh my i am drunk

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

- There's a rumor going around that Nabisco has a sizable, magnificently-crafted penis.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), April 15th, 2005 6:05 AM. (nabisco) (link)

haha This thread is bringing the late night lolz. "Magnificently-crafted." Like it's hewn from the finest virgin timber.

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

indeed

― magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

Nice Soul Coughing reference Kenan :)

― It's a hard world for little things... (papa november), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

tanks

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

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