"Use a spoon to drizzle the jizz over the face cookies. Use as much as desired."

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When Erotic Cakes Just Aren't Enough:

http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm [NSFW]

Bukkake Cookies! and other earthly delights!

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 April 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Bu-cookies!!!

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 16 April 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

DEAR GOD

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 16 April 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

This thread needs to be seen

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Use red decorator gel if desired for the effect of blood dripping off the teeth.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand why the vagina requires candy corn. I've seen a vagina or two in my day, but never with pointy yellow protuberances.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

it's because you haven't looked closely enough.

next time, REALLY investigate up in there.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I see. Fangs. Everyone loves fanged vaginas. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

it's because you haven't looked closely enough.

I assure you, that is not the problem.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.porn-bread.com/images/custard.jpg

the Ejaculating Eclair meets the Double-D Boob Buns

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

the internet, where good ideas can rise to the top

― Confounded, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

surely this has been done more artfully. That c on t's dessert is an insult to c'ed t's everywhere.

― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

otoh, this gets right to the point:

http://www.porn-bread.com/valentines/eat.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

They've started using the word "drizzle" as a description on the BBC weather site, and it made me think of this thread. It's also prevented me from really enjoying a lemon drizzle cake.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

"light drizzle" is the operative term for 75% of british weather though

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 November 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, very true but I hadn't noticed it as description under the little cluod/raon signs until to-day.

Wednesday's predominate weather is forecast to be drizzle

So depressing. Even though I'm not even sure what the difference between drizzle and light rain is? A lot of light rain? Continuous light rain?

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

Aha!

Water drops larger than 0.5mm in diameter are classed as rain, whereas smaller drops are described as drizzle. The difference is purely one of drop size rather than intensity of precipitation. Usually, drizzle comes from sheets of low shallow cloud, whereas rain is more likely from deeper clouds. Drizzle, with its many small drops, will cut down the visibility more than the equivalent amount of water falling as rain. Also heavy drizzle is more wetting than slight rain.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Heavy drizzle is more wetting than slight rain.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

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