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http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/44649.htm

'HI HO' HARASSER
By ERIKA MARTINEZ, JOHN DOYLEand ZACH HABERMAN

April 16, 2005 -- The yellow brick road ended in court after a Brooklyn man allegedly harassed a midget mother and her equally diminutive daughter, mocking them relentlessly with chants like "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."

Joseph Izzo's campaign of hate culminated with his arrest Thursday after he spray-painted a yellow line outside the Brighton Beach home of 3-foot-8 Debra Shea and her 3-foot-6 daughter, Concelean Pegues — before telling them to "follow the yellow brick road," according to court documents.

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He went on to call her "a little bitch," before threatening: "I'm going to kill you," according to court documents. "He sang, 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go' like we're dwarfs, not human beings," Shea told The Post yesterday.

Izzo was not arrested after that incident, but he was collared on Thursday, two days after he allegedly used yellow spray paint to draw a line from the front of their house out into the street and extended it five houses down the block.

When Izzo saw Shea, he allegedly told her to "follow the yellow brick road" — the song sung by the Munchkins in the classic "The Wizard of Oz" film.

The criminal complaint said Izzo went on to call her a "welfare bitch," before yelling: "Look at the midgets! They are bringing in the f - - -ing n - - - - -s here! Here comes the circus..."

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 April 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

how in the fuck did that take 3 staffers to write??

haha shit i didn't even notice you said the same up top

g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

It takes 3 midget writers to do the work of 1 normal one, that's why.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

I apologize for that post.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

"He sang, 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go' like we're dwarfs, not human beings," Shea told The Post yesterday.

Prompting me to wonder what is the difference between a midget (which is used in the article) and a dwarf, and whether she is advocating that dwarfs are not humans, while she, a midget, is one. A: There is no real difference (according to the Little Peoples Assoc website). And so then I somehow ended up over here which was initially confusing. Swift has to answer for this.

Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Prompting me to wonder what is the difference between a midget (which is used in the article) and a dwarf

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/images/gareth_standing_640.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

..But then what's an elf?

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 18 April 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

The yellow brick road ended in court ....

How is this particular allusion any less offensive than the "hi ho.." line (overlooking the fact that the former is from "The Wizard of Oz" [munchkins] and the latter is from "Snow White" [dwarves])?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh, whoops, I didn't read the whole article. I was presuming the yellow brick road allusion was the Post's. Never mind my idiocy.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

It is offensive in as much as the Munchkins do not actually follow said yellow Brick Road. If this insult had been traded at a teenage anorexic clearly being played by a 30 year old, a tin man, a scarecrow and a lion the court would not have passed this ruling.

Fidelity to the text is everything.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

a) good grief.

b)

The criminal complaint said Izzo went on to call her a "welfare bitch," before yelling: "Look at the midgets! They are bringing in the f - - -ing n - - - - -s here! Here comes the circus..."

They have ninjas at the circus now?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 April 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

BTW There is actually a significant difference between midgets and dwarves, and my understanding is that many do find confusing the two offensive.

According to dictionary.com:

Midget: 1. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned.

Dwarf: 1. An abnormally small person, often having limbs and features atypically proportioned or formed.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

They have ninjas at the circus now?

Bahahahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Farting ninjas, Andrew.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Silent, check.
Deadly, check.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...
one month passes...

Best Post Covers of the Decade poll

http://www.nypost.com/promos/covers.htm

dmr, Monday, 28 December 2009 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

hard to beat ANTHRAX THIS

worst one is probably "GOTCHA! (Warm Up the Virgins)" ... so fucked up

dmr, Monday, 28 December 2009 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

fuck al-Zarqawi imo

kelis navidad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 December 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

i mean if some christian bombed a bunch of ppl and the post ran a headline like "warm up my cloud and harp" i wouldn't exactly be offended

kelis navidad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 December 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I dunno. I could see it if it was more cartoony but the snuff-porn closeup of his face plus the speech balloon is pretty gross. maybe one or the other would be ok. dead face or cartoon speech balloon. not both.

dmr, Monday, 28 December 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

imo

dmr, Monday, 28 December 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

i liked butcher of sagdad

welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Monday, 28 December 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

BAD HEIR DAY reminded of the Don Geiss headlines on 30 Rock

dmr, Monday, 28 December 2009 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

I would vote for bimbo summit but for some reason the pope one makes me feel all fuzzy inside, like the 'ol guy's finally happy or something I don't know

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 28 December 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

lol'd @ meet the mess

bnw, Monday, 28 December 2009 05:11 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

Woman says she was fired from Citibank for being too hot

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/too_S00LEBs0JUIl9OhB6xTBVI

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

Are you too hot for YOUR job? Send us your photos! toos✧✧✧@nyp✧✧✧.c✧✧

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

reminds me of the simpsons' classic fox sendup - "sexual harrassment in the workplace... three women's sizzling hot tales!!"

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

the voice "broke" that story, but yeah, no one could really tell it the way the post can.

max, Friday, 4 June 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

Nice Photoshop job there. You'd almost think she was actually standing in front of Citibank!

Neil S, Friday, 4 June 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Cover idea:

Corzine shopped to be wearing mask
Headline: 'MF DOOM'

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

Can someone please make this?

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2012/02/7b00173b1af26abf302de238b3a29006.png

so unbelievably fucked up

max, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

"'Rape' beauty"

happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

this whole thing is so fucking foul

max, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

huh, what possible reason could the post have for smearing the accuser of a fox 5 anchor

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

the manhattan DA's office once again showing its steely-minded determination to drop high-profile rape cases like a hot potato

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

dear women of nyc, if you are raped by a notable person, dont worry, we will definitely win the case, or maybe lose it, or maybe not even bring it to trial, but heres the important part, your face will be on the front page of the new york post

max, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

"He wanted to protect and serve women -- on a dinner plate!"

^^^^ actual NY Post lead on a story about a cop who was plotting cannibal murders

dmr, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

you know it's a fucked up news day if the cannibal cop story is a source of levity. the main article on the cover is two kids who were stabbed to death by their nanny :{

dmr, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

pimpin' ain't easy

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/12/20/covers/front122012.jpg

dmr, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Model:

dmr, Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Exclusive

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Exclusive interview with unknown person: p.10

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

you know it's one of those collect-all-the-covers issues, right? & that the other 9 in the series are pictures of just nyc randoms who wanna hook up

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://api.ning.com/files/qb51rm43tDIB44l5JHhDD8ftbLoBFkJg1HoRyFW8ZAmaQj3g1IP4a1as0erE1Tf-M0QDVI-1KKvgbtTCsBSHHw__/rsGoldGuyCentralPark50111.jpg

GOLD DUDE: I want to have sex before the world ends tomorrow

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Thursday, 20 December 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://nypost.com/2013/12/04/selfie-ish-woman-snaps-cellphone-shot-with-suicidal-man/

It couldn't look any more staged if they tried (major hint: who took the photo?) but it doesn't matter, there are more than enough idiots who'll believe anything.

StanM, Thursday, 5 December 2013 07:59 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...
one year passes...

looollll

https://nypost.com/2020/07/31/these-are-the-9-ways-you-can-make-your-female-partner-orgasm/

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 August 2020 08:08 (five years ago)

5. “Enter”
In this move, the man should stimulate the entryway of his partner’s vagina with his genitalia, said Gray.

Cool move, thanks New York Post

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 August 2020 08:09 (five years ago)

SAID GRAY

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 August 2020 08:09 (five years ago)

Shouldn't you knock first?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 2 August 2020 08:16 (five years ago)

“I’ve done it many times, you push in and her body goes ‘pew pew pew pew pew,’ ” he said.

https://www.kidsinthehouse.com/sites/default/files/gray.jpg

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 August 2020 15:59 (five years ago)


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