is it wrong to be in a relationship where your girlfriend thinks youre great looking but you only find her average looking?

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i feel quite guilty about this but theres other things i like about her so maybe i dont need to feel bad.

― blahbarian, Monday, 18 April 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Ths is the thread where we say: I thought this was a C-man thread...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we say one calum is more than enough.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

You think it's not?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

wait it isn't?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

i mean xxxpost!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

arrrgh! just xxpost.

i'm sorry

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

No you're not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

i need to meet this calum guy cos whenever i post, no matter what name its under, someone says this is a c-man thread.

― blahbarian, Monday, 18 April 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

actually i just realised this isn't a calum thread!

hellooo guys.
is it wrong to be in a relationship where your girlfriend thinks youre great looking but you only find her average looking?

haha as if this is a calum thread.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

the hilarity ensues.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

is it wrong to be in a relationship where your girlfriend thinks youre great looking but you only find her average looking?

Honesty is key. You should tell her constantly that she's only average-looking, and even strongly hint that she would make a great contestant on The Swan.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

if this was calum the thread question would have been more like

is it wrong to be in a relationship where your girlfriend thinks youve a huge penis when you only find hers average-sized.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Blahbarian, what/where exactly is the "wrong"? It's not a moral issue, looks. Yet.

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

that is really quite horrible.

― blahbarian, Monday, 18 April 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

the comment about the swan i mean.

― blahbarian, Monday, 18 April 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jeannieshouse.com/aviary/swan/swan.jpg http://delphi.phys.univ-tours.fr/Prolysis/TM/swan.jpeg http://www.cs.umd.edu/~djacobs/CMSC426/swan.jpg http://www.visindavefur.hi.is/myndir/cygnuscygnus_190204.jpg http://www.mayer-san.com/swan/mute-swan.jpg

― happy fun ball (kenan), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it. What's "The Swan"? Some makeover programme, I'm guessing...

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Cosmetic surgery makeovers

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

xpost Makeover, plastic surgery, always a boob job, etc etc.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

"Is it wrong to be in a relationship where your girlfriend is completely gagging for a good rogering up the backside but you can't look at her without thinking, 'Hmm, Mama Cass meets gigantic pie'?"

― The Ghost of A More Accurate CMan Thread Title (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

JUST BECAUSE I'M PARTIALLY SIGHTED IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TYPE YOU KNOW

― blahbarian's girlfriend, Monday, 18 April 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

dan surely that would work out perfectly.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Who wouldn't roger a gigantic pie?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Depends on the pie, I'd think.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/09/36/24/51/0009362451432_500X500.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

"You provide the lemon, I'll provide the meringue" < / Vocoder >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Looks are ephemeral and trivial.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

So is life, my friend, so is life

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Take this to Ask a Drunk, please, along with the other 'seeking advice' troll threads.

― Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

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