Fat bums. Classic or dud?

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I say dudder than dud. But, hey... each to their own.

NamC.., Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Where do you draw the line?

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

yeah fat homeless people drive me crazy...

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

esp if they are asking for money. i mean, surely they can live a long time off their own fat right?

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alessio.sevenseas.org/weblog/2003/09/1062566342.3892346968-thumb.jpg

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

given up on the gym, Calum?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was about that bootylicious Dan Perry picture.

Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.shite.org/tripe/public/images/imgshite/my_big_fat_arse.jpg

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

It's pretty easy to be overweight and still practically starving in every nutritional sense, and I bet most fat bums are.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

so, like, stuff your fantasies of cynical system riding. Most likely situation is beer and scraps from fast food trash, not a BMW hidden around the corner to head home to the suburbs at the end of the day. The whole welfare queen thing and other associated mythologies associated with it is the most bizarre fiction I've ever heard.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

-1 associated

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

HE IS TALKING ABOUT ASSES

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

haha, OMG I didn't even think of that, seriously. The word bum as a synonym for ass doesn't come to mind nearly as easily for me as most I guess.

Okay, so, fat bums, they are CLASSIC OHHHH

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

It's "to each their own" Calum

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

big ass = k-r0wr.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

by big I assume = too big. Anything that's too much of anything is a dud by definition, surely?

Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

not in this case, no.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

AdrianB (AdrianB), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

FAT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
JEALOUS LOV-AHS!!!!
FAT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
JEALOUS LOV-AHS!!!!
FAT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
JEALOUS LOV-AHS!!!!
FAT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
JEALOUS LOV-AHS SHAKEDOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNN!!

Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up front
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) 4x

lock robster (robster), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

Yeah man, we're talking asses. You know - when someone you like stands up and turns around and WOO MAMA you don't like them anymore cos that is one big rear!!

NamC.., Tuesday, 19 April 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

nice rounded and curvy asses = classic.
fat flabby asses = dud.

example - j-lo/nia long/janet jackson etc = classic
roseanne bar - supreme dud

its all about proportion with asses though.

ppp, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Sir Mixalot on this one.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Search:

Sir Mix-A-Lot vs. YES -- Owner Of A Lovely Butt

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

do eastern european girls have big bottoms?

scg, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

because i think they might have, but i'm not sure.

scg, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Taking The Cheeky Girls as the measure of this, I'd say no.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah man, we're talking asses. You know - when someone you like stands up and turns around and WOO MAMA you don't like them anymore cos that is one big rear!!

You're just not making any sense at all, sorry.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

they make the rockin' world go round!

same initials (initials), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

The Cheeky Girls are barely representative of themselves, let alone the entirity of European womanhood.

RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Let's see a counter-example then, Ricky.

(n.b. Olympic shot-putters don't count)

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.batmanrecords.com.au/images/queen.jpg

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Do you think Freddie was trying to tell us something?

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)


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