May:BROTHERS: A black sheep becomes surrogate father figure for his sister-in-law’s family after his brother is presumed killed in action. With Connie Nielsen.CRASH: Stark drama unfolds over 36 hours for an assortment of Los Angeles residents. With Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Brendan Fraser and Matt Dillon.HOUSE OF WAX: The latest horror remake centres on stranded travellers who stumble into a museum of terror. With Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton.KICKING & SCREAMING: Will Ferrell rampages for the gold as he coaches his son’s soccer team to a showdown against his own father (Robert Duvall).KINGDOM OF HEAVEN: A blacksmith-turned-knight (Orlando Bloom) defends Jerusalem during the Crusades. Ridley Scott directs.JIMINY GLICK IN LALAWOOD: Martin Short puts on the fat suit in a big-screen take on the small-time entertainment critic he originated on TV.LAYER CAKE: A low-key narcotics middleman (Daniel Craig) aiming to retire becomes a puppet in a power struggle among London mobsters.THE LONGEST YARD: The football remake stars Adam Sandler as a jailed ex-quarterback who leads an inmate team against sadistic guards. With Chris Rock.MADAGASCAR: Pampered zoo animals learn to rough it in this animated adventure. With the voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith.MAD HOT BALLROOM: New York City youths catch ballroom fever in this documentary that examines school dance competitions.MINDHUNTERS: FBI profilers race to identify a serial killer among them. With Val Kilmer, Christian Slater and LL Cool J.MODIGLIANI: Andy Garcia stars as brazen artist Amedeo Modigliani, who lived hard and died young in 1920.MONSTER-IN-LAW: A woman (Jennifer Lopez) finds her true love — and her true love’s maniacally disapproving mom (Jane Fonda).MYSTERIOUS SKIN: A teen who thinks he was abducted by aliens as a boy uncovers the truth about what happened to him and an old Little League teammate.SAVING FACE: A New York surgeon (Michelle Krusiec) takes on unwanted family duties after her mother (Joan Chen) finds herself disgraced among her Chinese peers.STAR WARS: EPISODE III — REVENGE OF THE SITH: A villain is born as George Lucas concludes his coming-of-age saga about Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen).TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE: Cinematographer Haskell Wexler (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest) takes the spotlight in a documentary by his son.UNLEASHED: A deadly boy raised by mobsters (Jet Li) battles to protect his newfound “family” from ruthless old associates. With Morgan Freeman and Bob Hoskins.June:THE ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY & LAVA GIRL: A boy’s superhero pals come to life in the latest three-dimensional foray by director Robert Rodriguez (Spy Kids).APRES VOUS: A Paris waiter (Daniel Auteuil) tries to reunite a distraught man (Jose Garcia) with his ex-girlfriend, only to fall for her himself.BATMAN BEGINS: Young rich guy Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) puts on the bat suit in this tale of the crimefighter’s early days.BEWITCHED: A real witch (Nicole Kidman) is cast opposite a prima donna actor (Will Ferrell) for an update of the 1970s sit-com. With Michael Caine and Shirley MacLaine.CINDERELLA MAN: Russell Crowe and Renee Zellweger star in the story of underdog Depression-era boxer Jim Braddock. Ron Howard directs.THE DEAL: Christian Slater and Selma Blair star in an economic thriller and murder mystery set in a near future when gas prices have hit $6 a gallon.GEORGE ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEAD: Zombie king Romero resurrects fresh corpses in this tale of the cloistered living vs. the walking dead.HEIGHTS: Secrets surface and emotions run hot during one night of drama among five New Yorkers. With Glenn Close.HERBIE: FULLY LOADED: The Love Bug rides again, with Lindsay Lohan steering the little car that could onto the NASCAR circuit.HIGH TENSION: Two young women encounter a psychopath during a weekend cramming for college exams at an isolated farmhouse.THE HONEYMOONERS: Loudmouth Ralph Kramden (Cedric the Entertainer) returns in an update of Jackie Gleason’s 1950s sit-com.HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE: A curse transforms a teen into an old woman in animation master Hayao Miyazaki’s latest. With the voices of Emily Mortimer and Billy Crystal.THE LAST MOGUL: The documentary chronicles the life of late, great MCA-Universal boss Lew Wasserman, last of the almighty Hollywood honchos.LORDS OF DOGTOWN: Surfer teens in the 1970s revolutionize skateboarding and become superstars with their extreme style. With Heath Ledger.MARCH OF THE PENGUINS: The life and loves of emperor penguins is explored as they roam across Antarctica.ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW: Writer-director Miranda July stars in a misfit drama centred on a lonely shoe salesman (John Hawkes).MR. AND MRS. SMITH: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take aim at each other as married assassins working for rival factions.MY SUMMER OF LOVE: A cheerless young woman (Natalie Press) finds a temporary soul mate in a spoiled heiress (Emily Blunt).THE PERFECT MAN: Hilary Duff creates an ideal — but fictitious — suitor for her date-challenged mom (Heather Locklear). With Chris Noth.RIZE: The creation of the South-Central Los Angeles dance style called “krumping” is examined in this documentary.ROCK SCHOOL: Philadelphia school kids do Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Santana and more in this documentary on rock ’n’ roll in the classroom.SAINT RALPH: A teen sets out to win the Boston Marathon, hoping this “miracle” can save his ailing mother. With Campbell Scott.THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS: Four friends bond by sharing a pair of thrift-store jeans. With Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel.WAR OF THE WORLDS: Steven Spielberg updates H.G. Wells’ classic about space invaders out to evict humanity. Tom Cruise, Tim Robbins and Dakota Fanning star.YES: A scientist (Joan Allen) steps out on her hubby (Sam Neill) with an exiled Lebanese doctor (Simon Abkarian). Sally Potter directs.July:THE BAD NEWS BEARS: An ex-minor leaguer (Billy Bob Thornton) coaches a misfit Little League team in a remake of the baseball comedy.THE BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY: A Vietnamese man encounters a beautiful travel companion during a harrowing voyage to find his American father. With Nick Nolte.BROTHERS GRIMM: The fairy-tale siblings (Matt Damon and Heath Ledger) are caught in the fray when they learn their wild stories are true. Terry Gilliam directs.CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Johnny Depp is eccentric candyman Willy Wonka in this remake. Tim Burton directs.DARK WATER: A single mom (Jennifer Connelly) fights to solve the watery mystery surrounding her creepy new apartment.DEEP BLUE: An undersea documentary tracks the lives of sharks, whales, seals and bizarre creatures in the deepest of the deep.THE DEVIL’S REJECTS: Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses follow-up pits a vengeful sheriff against a bloodthirsty family.FANTASTIC FOUR: The comic-book adaptation sets mutated astronauts (Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis) against evil Doctor Doom (Julian McMahon).HAPPY ENDINGS: Friends and lovers scheme, blackmail and find a few happy endings. With Lisa Kudrow, Laura Dern, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Tom Arnold.HUSTLE & FLOW: A small-time pimp and drug dealer (Terrence Howard) sets his sights on a rap career. With Anthony Anderson.THE ISLAND: A clone (Ewan McGregor) raised for body parts goes on the lam. Co-starring Scarlett Johansson, directed by Michael Bay.LAST DAYS: Inspired by Kurt Cobain’s demise, Gus Van Sant spins a tale of the final moments in the life of a tormented musician (Michael Pitt).MURDERBALL: Quadriplegics duke it out in wheelchair rugby in this documentary about fiercely competitive athletes on wheels.MUST LOVE DOGS: A divorcee (Diane Lane) takes stumbling steps back into romance. With John Cusack and Stockard Channing.NIGHT WATCH: A Russian sci-fi thriller centres on an ancient prophecy of good against evil played out in modern Moscow.9 SONGS: Sex and music rule in Michael Winterbottom’s tale of a couple’s torrid affair set against a series of concerts they attend.NOVEMBER: A photographer (Courteney Cox Arquette) is haunted by visions and fractured memories over the night her boyfriend (James LeGros) was murdered.REBOUND: A frenzied college coach (Martin Lawrence) is sent to the bush leagues to run a junior-high basketball team.SARABAND: Ingmar Bergman reteams with his Scenes From a Marriage stars Liv Ullman and Erland Josephson for the couple’s after-30-years reunion drama.SKY HIGH: Lacking special powers, the son of the world’s top superheroes (Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston) copes with freshman year as a sidekick.STEALTH: Fighter pilots (Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx) take on a super-smart drone plane that’s gone rogue.UNDEAD: A cosmic infection carried by meteorites creates a plague of walking dead hungry for human flesh.THE WARRIOR: A strongman for a warlord in India is targeted by old cronies after he renounces violence.WEDDING CRASHERS: Buddies (Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn) cruise weddings for women. With Christopher Walken and Rachel McAdams.August-Early September:THE ARISTOCRATS: Funny guys Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette gather 100 comedians to tell the same classic dirty joke.ASYLUM: A psychiatrist’s wife (Natasha Richardson) takes up with a seductive inmate (Martin Csokas). With Ian McKellen.BACKWATER: Teens battle evil in the Louisiana swamps. With Agnes Bruckner, Method Man and Bijou Phillips.THE BAXTER: Writer-director Michael Showalter stars as a loser at love manoeuvring through mayhem in the weeks before his wedding. Michelle Williams co-stars.BROKEN FLOWERS: A bachelor (Bill Murray) revisits old flames after learning he has a son. With Jessica Lange and Sharon Stone. Jim Jarmusch directs.THE CAVE: A spelunking team is greeted by terrifying creatures during an underground expedition in Romania.THE CHUMSCRUBBER: A teenager (Jamie Bell) stoically copes with the suicide of his only friend, a peddler of illegal drugs.CRY WOLF: An online hoax about a serial killer at a high school turns frighteningly true for a group of teens. With Jon Bon Jovi.DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO: Male prostitute Deuce (Rob Schneider) services European clients and tries to clear his ex-pimp in a series of gigolo murders.DOMINO: Keira Knightley stars in a tale based on the life of actor Laurence Harvey’s daughter, who gave up modelling to be a bounty hunter. Tony Scott directs.THE DUKES OF HAZZARD: The General Lee is back as the Duke boys (Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott) battle Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). With Jessica Simpson.EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED: A man seeks the woman who saved his grandfather in the Ukraine during the Second World War. Elijah Wood stars, Liev Schreiber directs.THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: Sympathetic pals of a middle-aged celibate (Steve Carell) try to hook him up with a single mom (Catherine Keener).FOUR BROTHERS: John Singleton directs the story of siblings seeking revenge over their mother’s death. With Mark Wahlberg and Tyrese Gibson.THE GREAT RAID: U.S. Rangers try to free POWs in the Philippines during World War II. With Benjamin Bratt and James Franco.GRIZZLY MAN: Director Werner Herzog’s documentary explores the life and death of a bear researcher killed and eaten by a grizzly in Alaska.THE PINK PANTHER: Steve Martin is the bumbling Inspector Clouseau in this update of Peter Sellers’ crime-comedy franchise. With Kevin Kline and Beyonce Knowles.PRETTY PERSUASION: A precocious teenager (Evan Rachel Wood) causes bedlam at her exclusive school by accusing her English teacher of sexual harassment.RED EYE: A woman (Rachel McAdams) encounters serious cabin pressure when she’s hurled into an assassination plot during a jet flight. Wes Craven directs.SECUESTRO EXPRESS: A night on the town turns to terror for a couple abducted and held for ransom in Venezuela. With Ruben Blades.THE SKELETON KEY: A live-in nurse (Kate Hudson) finds spooky doings in a rambling mansion. Gena Rowlands, John Hurt and Peter Sarsgaard co-star.2046: Wong Kar-Wai spins a cryptic musing on past, present and future. With Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung, Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi.UNDISCOVERED: Wannabe actresses (Ashlee Simpson and Pell James) build hype to launch a musician’s career.UNTITLED MIKE JUDGE PROJECT: A suspended-animation subject (Luke Wilson) wakes after 500 years to find the world’s gone dumb and he’s the smartest man alive.VALIANT: A pint-sized pigeon leads a feathery fighter squad against enemy falcons in the Second World War. Voice cast includes Ewan McGregor and John Cleese.
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)
― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
― $V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
jiminy glick, ugh.
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)
THE INTERPRETERKICKING & SCREAMINGLAYER CAKEMAD HOT BALLROOMUNLEASHEDTHE ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY & LAVA GIRLBATMAN BEGINSGEORGE ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEADHOWL’S MOVING CASTLERIZEROCK SCHOOLWAR OF THE WORLDSTHE BAD NEWS BEARSBROTHERS GRIMMCHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORYNIGHT WATCH9 SONGSTHE DUKES OF HAZZARD2046
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)
Wahooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Stealth sounds cool, I'll probably see it.
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)
― that internet guy who likes to post when he's not positive he's welcome (deangul, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)
!!!
― Chris L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)
― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)
I think I would get a bit bored without a proper baddie.
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)
Oh DEAR.
Well hopefully like with Spirited Away I'll get a straight Japanese print with subtitles in the theaters around here. The advantage of a notable enough expat community in the general area.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)
FUCK YOU
― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)
God this sounds terrible. I wonder if JLo did much research for this role as "a woman"!
― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)
I always like to get a heads up the Sandler film.
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)
I'm fairly certain it's been declared that this movie is going to be called 3001.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)
― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)
MUST LOVE DOGS!!
― Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)
― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)
― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)
Good European Fellas
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)
EUROPEAN MILO AND OTIShttp://www.videoflicks.com/images/1028/V1028787.jpg
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)
― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)