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Late April:
ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM: The corporate train wreck unfolds through insider interviews and company video and audio tapes.
THE GAME OF THEIR LIVES: An outgunned U.S. team scores an upset against England in the 1950 soccer World Cup. With Patrick Stewart, Wes Bentley and Gerard Butler.
THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: A reluctant earthling (Martin Freeman) roams the stars in Douglas Adams’ end-of-the-world romp. With John Malkovich.
THE INTERPRETER: Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn star in a United Nations thriller about a translator who overhears a death threat. Sydney Pollack directs.
KING’S RANSOM: A businessman (Anthony Anderson) tries to avoid a big divorce settlement by staging his own kidnapping.
A LOT LIKE LOVE: Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peet star in a When Harry Met Sally-like romance between friends.
XXX: STATE OF THE UNION: Ice Cube takes over the action franchise as a newly recruited agent tracking a rebel soldier (Willem Dafoe).
THE YEAR OF THE YAO: NBA behemoth Yao Ming is the focus of this documentary examining the Chinese star’s global impact.

May:
BROTHERS: A black sheep becomes surrogate father figure for his sister-in-law’s family after his brother is presumed killed in action. With Connie Nielsen.
CRASH: Stark drama unfolds over 36 hours for an assortment of Los Angeles residents. With Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Brendan Fraser and Matt Dillon.
HOUSE OF WAX: The latest horror remake centres on stranded travellers who stumble into a museum of terror. With Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton.
KICKING & SCREAMING: Will Ferrell rampages for the gold as he coaches his son’s soccer team to a showdown against his own father (Robert Duvall).
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN: A blacksmith-turned-knight (Orlando Bloom) defends Jerusalem during the Crusades. Ridley Scott directs.
JIMINY GLICK IN LALAWOOD: Martin Short puts on the fat suit in a big-screen take on the small-time entertainment critic he originated on TV.
LAYER CAKE: A low-key narcotics middleman (Daniel Craig) aiming to retire becomes a puppet in a power struggle among London mobsters.
THE LONGEST YARD: The football remake stars Adam Sandler as a jailed ex-quarterback who leads an inmate team against sadistic guards. With Chris Rock.
MADAGASCAR: Pampered zoo animals learn to rough it in this animated adventure. With the voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith.
MAD HOT BALLROOM: New York City youths catch ballroom fever in this documentary that examines school dance competitions.
MINDHUNTERS: FBI profilers race to identify a serial killer among them. With Val Kilmer, Christian Slater and LL Cool J.
MODIGLIANI: Andy Garcia stars as brazen artist Amedeo Modigliani, who lived hard and died young in 1920.
MONSTER-IN-LAW: A woman (Jennifer Lopez) finds her true love — and her true love’s maniacally disapproving mom (Jane Fonda).
MYSTERIOUS SKIN: A teen who thinks he was abducted by aliens as a boy uncovers the truth about what happened to him and an old Little League teammate.
SAVING FACE: A New York surgeon (Michelle Krusiec) takes on unwanted family duties after her mother (Joan Chen) finds herself disgraced among her Chinese peers.
STAR WARS: EPISODE III — REVENGE OF THE SITH: A villain is born as George Lucas concludes his coming-of-age saga about Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen).
TELL THEM WHO YOU ARE: Cinematographer Haskell Wexler (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest) takes the spotlight in a documentary by his son.
UNLEASHED: A deadly boy raised by mobsters (Jet Li) battles to protect his newfound “family” from ruthless old associates. With Morgan Freeman and Bob Hoskins.
June:
THE ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY & LAVA GIRL: A boy’s superhero pals come to life in the latest three-dimensional foray by director Robert Rodriguez (Spy Kids).
APRES VOUS: A Paris waiter (Daniel Auteuil) tries to reunite a distraught man (Jose Garcia) with his ex-girlfriend, only to fall for her himself.
BATMAN BEGINS: Young rich guy Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) puts on the bat suit in this tale of the crimefighter’s early days.
BEWITCHED: A real witch (Nicole Kidman) is cast opposite a prima donna actor (Will Ferrell) for an update of the 1970s sit-com. With Michael Caine and Shirley MacLaine.
CINDERELLA MAN: Russell Crowe and Renee Zellweger star in the story of underdog Depression-era boxer Jim Braddock. Ron Howard directs.
THE DEAL: Christian Slater and Selma Blair star in an economic thriller and murder mystery set in a near future when gas prices have hit $6 a gallon.
GEORGE ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEAD: Zombie king Romero resurrects fresh corpses in this tale of the cloistered living vs. the walking dead.
HEIGHTS: Secrets surface and emotions run hot during one night of drama among five New Yorkers. With Glenn Close.
HERBIE: FULLY LOADED: The Love Bug rides again, with Lindsay Lohan steering the little car that could onto the NASCAR circuit.
HIGH TENSION: Two young women encounter a psychopath during a weekend cramming for college exams at an isolated farmhouse.
THE HONEYMOONERS: Loudmouth Ralph Kramden (Cedric the Entertainer) returns in an update of Jackie Gleason’s 1950s sit-com.
HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE: A curse transforms a teen into an old woman in animation master Hayao Miyazaki’s latest. With the voices of Emily Mortimer and Billy Crystal.
THE LAST MOGUL: The documentary chronicles the life of late, great MCA-Universal boss Lew Wasserman, last of the almighty Hollywood honchos.
LORDS OF DOGTOWN: Surfer teens in the 1970s revolutionize skateboarding and become superstars with their extreme style. With Heath Ledger.
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS: The life and loves of emperor penguins is explored as they roam across Antarctica.
ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW: Writer-director Miranda July stars in a misfit drama centred on a lonely shoe salesman (John Hawkes).
MR. AND MRS. SMITH: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take aim at each other as married assassins working for rival factions.
MY SUMMER OF LOVE: A cheerless young woman (Natalie Press) finds a temporary soul mate in a spoiled heiress (Emily Blunt).
THE PERFECT MAN: Hilary Duff creates an ideal — but fictitious — suitor for her date-challenged mom (Heather Locklear). With Chris Noth.
RIZE: The creation of the South-Central Los Angeles dance style called “krumping” is examined in this documentary.
ROCK SCHOOL: Philadelphia school kids do Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Santana and more in this documentary on rock ’n’ roll in the classroom.
SAINT RALPH: A teen sets out to win the Boston Marathon, hoping this “miracle” can save his ailing mother. With Campbell Scott.
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS: Four friends bond by sharing a pair of thrift-store jeans. With Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel.
WAR OF THE WORLDS: Steven Spielberg updates H.G. Wells’ classic about space invaders out to evict humanity. Tom Cruise, Tim Robbins and Dakota Fanning star.
YES: A scientist (Joan Allen) steps out on her hubby (Sam Neill) with an exiled Lebanese doctor (Simon Abkarian). Sally Potter directs.
July:
THE BAD NEWS BEARS: An ex-minor leaguer (Billy Bob Thornton) coaches a misfit Little League team in a remake of the baseball comedy.
THE BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY: A Vietnamese man encounters a beautiful travel companion during a harrowing voyage to find his American father. With Nick Nolte.
BROTHERS GRIMM: The fairy-tale siblings (Matt Damon and Heath Ledger) are caught in the fray when they learn their wild stories are true. Terry Gilliam directs.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Johnny Depp is eccentric candyman Willy Wonka in this remake. Tim Burton directs.
DARK WATER: A single mom (Jennifer Connelly) fights to solve the watery mystery surrounding her creepy new apartment.
DEEP BLUE: An undersea documentary tracks the lives of sharks, whales, seals and bizarre creatures in the deepest of the deep.
THE DEVIL’S REJECTS: Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses follow-up pits a vengeful sheriff against a bloodthirsty family.
FANTASTIC FOUR: The comic-book adaptation sets mutated astronauts (Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis) against evil Doctor Doom (Julian McMahon).
HAPPY ENDINGS: Friends and lovers scheme, blackmail and find a few happy endings. With Lisa Kudrow, Laura Dern, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Tom Arnold.
HUSTLE & FLOW: A small-time pimp and drug dealer (Terrence Howard) sets his sights on a rap career. With Anthony Anderson.
THE ISLAND: A clone (Ewan McGregor) raised for body parts goes on the lam. Co-starring Scarlett Johansson, directed by Michael Bay.
LAST DAYS: Inspired by Kurt Cobain’s demise, Gus Van Sant spins a tale of the final moments in the life of a tormented musician (Michael Pitt).
MURDERBALL: Quadriplegics duke it out in wheelchair rugby in this documentary about fiercely competitive athletes on wheels.
MUST LOVE DOGS: A divorcee (Diane Lane) takes stumbling steps back into romance. With John Cusack and Stockard Channing.
NIGHT WATCH: A Russian sci-fi thriller centres on an ancient prophecy of good against evil played out in modern Moscow.
9 SONGS: Sex and music rule in Michael Winterbottom’s tale of a couple’s torrid affair set against a series of concerts they attend.
NOVEMBER: A photographer (Courteney Cox Arquette) is haunted by visions and fractured memories over the night her boyfriend (James LeGros) was murdered.
REBOUND: A frenzied college coach (Martin Lawrence) is sent to the bush leagues to run a junior-high basketball team.
SARABAND: Ingmar Bergman reteams with his Scenes From a Marriage stars Liv Ullman and Erland Josephson for the couple’s after-30-years reunion drama.
SKY HIGH: Lacking special powers, the son of the world’s top superheroes (Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston) copes with freshman year as a sidekick.
STEALTH: Fighter pilots (Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx) take on a super-smart drone plane that’s gone rogue.
UNDEAD: A cosmic infection carried by meteorites creates a plague of walking dead hungry for human flesh.
THE WARRIOR: A strongman for a warlord in India is targeted by old cronies after he renounces violence.
WEDDING CRASHERS: Buddies (Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn) cruise weddings for women. With Christopher Walken and Rachel McAdams.
August-Early September:
THE ARISTOCRATS: Funny guys Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette gather 100 comedians to tell the same classic dirty joke.
ASYLUM: A psychiatrist’s wife (Natasha Richardson) takes up with a seductive inmate (Martin Csokas). With Ian McKellen.
BACKWATER: Teens battle evil in the Louisiana swamps. With Agnes Bruckner, Method Man and Bijou Phillips.
THE BAXTER: Writer-director Michael Showalter stars as a loser at love manoeuvring through mayhem in the weeks before his wedding. Michelle Williams co-stars.
BROKEN FLOWERS: A bachelor (Bill Murray) revisits old flames after learning he has a son. With Jessica Lange and Sharon Stone. Jim Jarmusch directs.
THE CAVE: A spelunking team is greeted by terrifying creatures during an underground expedition in Romania.
THE CHUMSCRUBBER: A teenager (Jamie Bell) stoically copes with the suicide of his only friend, a peddler of illegal drugs.
CRY WOLF: An online hoax about a serial killer at a high school turns frighteningly true for a group of teens. With Jon Bon Jovi.
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO: Male prostitute Deuce (Rob Schneider) services European clients and tries to clear his ex-pimp in a series of gigolo murders.
DOMINO: Keira Knightley stars in a tale based on the life of actor Laurence Harvey’s daughter, who gave up modelling to be a bounty hunter. Tony Scott directs.
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD: The General Lee is back as the Duke boys (Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott) battle Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). With Jessica Simpson.
EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED: A man seeks the woman who saved his grandfather in the Ukraine during the Second World War. Elijah Wood stars, Liev Schreiber directs.
THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: Sympathetic pals of a middle-aged celibate (Steve Carell) try to hook him up with a single mom (Catherine Keener).
FOUR BROTHERS: John Singleton directs the story of siblings seeking revenge over their mother’s death. With Mark Wahlberg and Tyrese Gibson.
THE GREAT RAID: U.S. Rangers try to free POWs in the Philippines during World War II. With Benjamin Bratt and James Franco.
GRIZZLY MAN: Director Werner Herzog’s documentary explores the life and death of a bear researcher killed and eaten by a grizzly in Alaska.
THE PINK PANTHER: Steve Martin is the bumbling Inspector Clouseau in this update of Peter Sellers’ crime-comedy franchise. With Kevin Kline and Beyonce Knowles.
PRETTY PERSUASION: A precocious teenager (Evan Rachel Wood) causes bedlam at her exclusive school by accusing her English teacher of sexual harassment.
RED EYE: A woman (Rachel McAdams) encounters serious cabin pressure when she’s hurled into an assassination plot during a jet flight. Wes Craven directs.
SECUESTRO EXPRESS: A night on the town turns to terror for a couple abducted and held for ransom in Venezuela. With Ruben Blades.
THE SKELETON KEY: A live-in nurse (Kate Hudson) finds spooky doings in a rambling mansion. Gena Rowlands, John Hurt and Peter Sarsgaard co-star.
2046: Wong Kar-Wai spins a cryptic musing on past, present and future. With Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung, Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi.
UNDISCOVERED: Wannabe actresses (Ashlee Simpson and Pell James) build hype to launch a musician’s career.
UNTITLED MIKE JUDGE PROJECT: A suspended-animation subject (Luke Wilson) wakes after 500 years to find the world’s gone dumb and he’s the smartest man alive.
VALIANT: A pint-sized pigeon leads a feathery fighter squad against enemy falcons in the Second World War. Voice cast includes Ewan McGregor and John Cleese.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Yes, thank you, Huck! I couldn't find a summer movie preview to post that didn't have excessive commentary.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck, Billy Crystal's voice is in the new Miyazaki film?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Ashlee Simpson is in a fucking movie? Amanda Peet can still find work? WTF HOLLYWOOD?

Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I just found out my mom loves Amanda Peet, for some reason.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I predict Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo will fail to improve on it's predecessor.

$V£N! (blueski), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

i have unreasonably high hopes for the mike judge thing.

jiminy glick, ugh.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I like Jiminy Glick! I was just wondering whatever happened to that character! I'll probably see the movie even if it gets terrible reviews! It's bound to be better than Master of Disguise!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I am curious about these.

THE INTERPRETER
KICKING & SCREAMING
LAYER CAKE
MAD HOT BALLROOM
UNLEASHED
THE ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY & LAVA GIRL
BATMAN BEGINS
GEORGE ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEAD
HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
RIZE
ROCK SCHOOL
WAR OF THE WORLDS
THE BAD NEWS BEARS
BROTHERS GRIMM
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
NIGHT WATCH
9 SONGS
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
2046

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm looking forward to Bewitched!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

That Winterbottom film could be good. I like the premise, at least.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

layer cake is like some British gangster type film, came out ages a go here, probably best avoided.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

C'mon guys, no one wants to see Stealth??

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I like British gangster-type films. Unleashed looks fucking amazing. I've been excited about it for months.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

HERBIE: FULLY LOADED: The Love Bug rides again, with Lindsay Lohan steering the little car that could onto the NASCAR circuit.

Wahooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Stealth sounds cool, I'll probably see it.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

yeah, unleashed looks interesting! i saw the trailer in a theater a long time ago.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

The Enron movie will open with a $53 million opening weekend.

that internet guy who likes to post when he's not positive he's welcome (deangul, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I just saw the trailer for Unleashed at Sin City. Looks good. Nice to see someone's using some imagination to make a good Western Jet Li movie.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

SARABAND: Ingmar Bergman reteams with his Scenes From a Marriage stars Liv Ullman and Erland Josephson for the couple’s after-30-years reunion drama.

!!!

Chris L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I want to see the new Terrence Malick movie, but Colin Farrel is in it. =(

Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I thought for a really long time it was Colin Firth, and I was happy, and then I realized how wrong I was and wept.
I am still most excited about Batman Begins.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

ME TOO!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I am skimming these excitedly and didn't even notice the new Malick!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

CRY WOLF: An online hoax about a serial killer at a high school turns frighteningly true for a group of teens. With Jon Bon Jovi.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS PEOPLE

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Are they going to change the title for the UK?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

They shouldn't.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

BROTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

It doesn't sound very hygenic.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

batmanbegins.com is hot stuff.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Is the scarecrow in batman begins?

I think I would get a bit bored without a proper baddie.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Scarecrow and Ra's Al Ghul and ninjas.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck, Billy Crystal's voice is in the new Miyazaki film?

Oh DEAR.

Well hopefully like with Spirited Away I'll get a straight Japanese print with subtitles in the theaters around here. The advantage of a notable enough expat community in the general area.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

and Joey Potter!!!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I like Amanda Peet! I think she's a potentially excellent actress who has just been in a bunch of shitty movies. She needs a new agent or something.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Man, Layer Cake looks bad!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

THE GAME OF THEIR LIVES: An outgunned U.S. team scores an upset against England in the 1950 soccer World Cup. With Patrick Stewart, Wes Bentley and Gerard Butler.

FUCK YOU

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Completely Optimistic Batman Begins Anticipation Thread

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

hey adam those were st louisans whut beat your ass in 50!

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I met one of them the other day, he was a sweetie.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Whatever happened to Alexi Lalas?

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

MONSTER-IN-LAW: A woman (Jennifer Lopez) finds her true love — and her true love’s maniacally disapproving mom (Jane Fonda).

God this sounds terrible. I wonder if JLo did much research for this role as "a woman"!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

It's Jane Fonda's first role in 15 years!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

THE LONGEST YARD: The football remake stars Adam Sandler as a jailed ex-quarterback who leads an inmate team against sadistic guards. With Chris Rock.

I always like to get a heads up the Sandler film.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

UNTITLED MIKE JUDGE PROJECT: A suspended-animation subject (Luke Wilson) wakes after 500 years to find the world’s gone dumb and he’s the smartest man alive.

I'm fairly certain it's been declared that this movie is going to be called 3001.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

yep, 3001: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Subtract Christian Slater, and add "based on a script by Walter Mosely", and I'd be totally down with THE DEAL.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

HUSTLE & FLOW!!!!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

will the INterpreter be good? I mean, with that cast and that director, it really only needs to be marginally good for me to like it.

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!!

MUST LOVE DOGS!!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

The Last European Sumari

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

The European Dukes of Hazzard

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

EUROPEAN BARBERSHOP

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

The Divine European Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

How to Make A European American Quilt

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Riding In European Cars With European Boys

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

European Fight Club (it's just more classy)

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Lord of the European Rings

Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

European Europa Europa

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Ocean's European Eleven (the end of the franchise)

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

The first rule of European Fight Club is...

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

don't mention the war.

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

The European Pianist

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

European Hitchhikers Guide...

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

European Life is Beautiful

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Man on the European Moon

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

(okay, I'm sorry, Hustle is on in a bit, I go now)

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

XXX State of the European Union

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

Saturday Night European Fever

Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

clever!

Good European Fellas

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I would pay REAL MONEY that I actually EARNED doing a JOB to see...

EUROPEAN MILO AND OTIS
http://www.videoflicks.com/images/1028/V1028787.jpg

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

The Land Before European Time XVI

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

diminishing european returns

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

The Wizard of European Oz

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

The 400 European Blows

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

European Groundhog Day

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Where the European Boys Are

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

European Brazil

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Bride of European Frankenstein

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Beauty and the European Beast

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Charlie and the European Chocolate Factory

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

The Third European Man

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

the european interpreter

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Sweet Smell Of European Success
The European Limey

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Stop Or My European Mom Will Shoot!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

The European Manchurian Candidate

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

be european cool

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

ENRON: THE SMARTEST EUROPEAN GUYS IN THE ROOM:

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

I was wondering how this thread got so big so quickly. Now I know.

Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

The Bad News Europeans

Huk-L, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Kill European Bill

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

European Fahrenheit 9/11

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Europa Europa European

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Wet Hot European Summer

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Singin' In The European Rain

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

They Shoot Europeans, Don't They?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Hooray Grizzly Man!

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Intolerable European Cruelty

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Silence of The European Lambs

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

I am very excited about Deuce! Eddie Griffin returns!!! And I love Europe!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)


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