Sucking your fingers after eating crisps C/D

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I do this. Some brands leave a thick coating of flavour on ones thumb and forefinger, and it would be an absolute waste to wipe it away. And what better way to clean ones crumby fingers than to suck them?

Do you do this?

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Absolutly, esp. with prawn cocktail - can't let all that good wholesome MSG go to waste!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Cheese and Onion Discos are especially good for it.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

Absolutely. If I see somebody else eating crisps and they have a crumb coating on their fingers, it makes me cringe. Keep 'em clean!

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

It grossed me out so I ended up jsut wiping my fingers on my jeans or using tissues. I hardly ever eat crisps now, can't remember the last time I bought a packet. Pork scratchings tho, yes please...

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

Definitely. Spot on. If you're eating crisps, you *have* to suck your fingers clean afterwards. It's the only way.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

You HAVE to do it with some of the more flavour-powder-heavy pringles, but it can't be done with Wotsits as the scum on your fngers is just too repulsive.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

I quite like how my copy of 'Mystery Train' is forever marked by luminous orange Wotsits-coloured fingerprints. (Actually it was the US version of Wotsits - Cheesums?)

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

Wotsits are GREAT for it Craig you mentalist!

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

No. I once saw a baby eat wotsits, and ever since then the orange gunk on my fingers afterwards just reminds me of the crap that kid spat out of it's mouth after each wotsit.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for that image.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

Altho I agree with the sucking this thread is still knocking me sick.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

Wrong kind of sucking Steve

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

i am pro wotsits radioactive powder sucking

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Can sucking ever be a bad thing?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

How did 'sucks' become a negative term? Presumably as in 'sucking cock = bad thing'. Homophobic/anti-women conspiracies ahoy...

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

That blows.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

My guiltiest pleasure is the dust at the bottom of Dry Roasted Peanut packets. There used to be a "Hickory Smoked" flavour which was more dust than nut and turned your fingers into monstrous crumbling paws.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

"Ahhh, enter the pit of the Sarlaac little clusters of peanut dust..."

― $V£N! (blueski), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Can sucking ever be a bad thing?

yes, if the toes are crusty. hehehehehehehehehehehehe. sorry, uh, i need to go barf.

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Why on earth would anyone feed W0ts!ts to a baby? The salt would make them explode.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

My guiltiest pleasure is the dust at the bottom of Dry Roasted Peanut packets

Oooh yes, this is classic too.

Mind you, as I've said on another thread recently, I also like eating gravy granules. I used to like eating Oxo cubes, until a few years ago when they made them a lot drier and more powdery.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Liz asking and answering her own questions as usual :-)

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Wotsits, Quavers and Sausage Rolls are the new rusks.

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

I remember a kid in high school who would always get that orange dusty crap all over his fingers. As long as he had it on his hands, I knew it was safe to eat out of the same bag. When his hands had been licked clean, I was done snackin'.

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

"What sits on yer Wotzits?"

One of my favourite ads aver, don't ask me why...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

Was she a member of the Jim Rose circus, or does "hula hoop" mean something different over there?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

They're a reconstituted potato snack. Yum!

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Hula Hoops are quite nice soggy e.g. in soup.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, I've never tried that, but it sounds like a damn good idea

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

This is completely dud if you are sharing a bag of chips with someone. KEEP YOUR FILTHY SALIVA OFF OF MY DORITOS.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

If I am sharing a bag, I make sure I don't lick my fingers (or anything else) until I've finished. It would be Wrong.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

There is never a wrong time to lick your own nipples, ladies.

― The Ghost of I'm Just Sayin'... (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

What about other people's?

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Licking the bottom of a bag of pork scratchings is almost as kuch fun as chewing a peperami wrapper.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Dave speaks the truth.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

What about other people's?

It is perhaps rude to do this during Communion.

― The Ghost of Nipple Licking Sensei (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

How about during the Peace?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

As long as the person you're licking thinks that it's a Sign of Peace, they can hardly say no.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

The father, the Son and THE HOLY BOOBIES

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

and cheedle be upon thee.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Ewww - chewed crisps should NEVER be removed from the mouth. And certainly never reinserted. What are you?

― Rumpie, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

intersting

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

revolting

― nate woolls, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

So this is where that immortal Mark C meme came from :)

― onimo, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

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