"SECURITY" T-shirts worn by people who are obviously not club bouncers - C/D?

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I gotta say dud. Even with my love of irony, the fat guy standing around drinking a giant Coke isn't securing anything but diabetes. And can we really afford to joke about such things after Nine Eleven?

dan m (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

RESIDENT OF ALCATRAZ PSYCHO WARD

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.armygear.net/armygear/images/items/0232th.jpg

diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Remember the FBI windbreaker fad of the early 90s. That was like...almost cool. Especially if you were 15 and buying pot from a dude in one.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

there was a traveling wrestler troupe that came to my high school when i was 16 or so. they had a midget that you could wrestle, and my friend vic decided that he had to to fight the midget. so vic gets ready to get in the ring when the organizer comes up to him and says that he's not allowed to try to fight back against the midget, that he has to let himself be thrown around. vic gets pissed and says no way, and eventually this security dude comes up in vic's face and pushes him out of the ring. now the security dude was wearing a white t-shirt with the word "security" sharpied on, and so me, vic and our friend haden went to the bathroom and wrote security on our white t-shirts, came back in and tried to kick out the REAL security guard. we were ultimately unsuccessful (and got suspended as a result), but for a good five minutes no one knew quite what to think.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Re FBI windbreakers: was that like a Jodie Foster/Tommy Lee Jones thing?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

i was in some fucking appalling bar in horrible clapham and all the bar staff had orange US PRISON GUARD type costumes on. twats.

N_RQ, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.civiliangear.com/

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

What about shirts with "Dance Caravan Staff" written above the pocket? I have one of those.

Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

"B-b-but I really AM an Official Bikini Inspector!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

http://warmonger.mu.nu/archives/barton.jpg

andy --, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)


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