What'll happen if you're taking a piss and then get instantly killed with at least half your tank left?

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I NEED TO KNOW.

― Organized Crime (Leee), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

you'll be found in a pool of your own urine, big guy.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Your muscles will relax and the rest will drain out, unless you're hanging upsidedown or in zero gravity.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

HOT DIGGITY.

― Organized Crime (Leee), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Leave Paula alone you bastard.

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

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John Dillinger died with a woodie... and what a woodie it was!!

― andy --, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

answer: your piss prob. evaporates within whenever.

― kacka thomspon (kackatt), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

you'll be found in a pool of your own urine, big guy.

Can we test this on C-Man?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

Ok so how about if you're strapped into a guillotine, and you're getting a blowjob, and right when you're about to come, KATHUNK?

― Organized Crime (Leee), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

more satisfying than a last cigarette?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

Since I believe in facing death forthrightly, I'll do the unexpected and answer this truthfully. When you die, you lose control of the sphincter muscle of your bladder. Anything in there is going to come out. This is just one of those delightful facts that people who've seen death know and must assimilate.

Therefore, the "half-tank" you speak of will not accompany you to the grave. Also, all the blood in your body will gravitate to the lowest places of your corpse, depending on how you are flopped, since your heart no longer beats and it doesn't circulate dynamically anymore. This is ordinary physics, folks. It still applies when you croak, same as ever.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

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