tonight i reveal what i thought of THE INTERPRETER

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i wished it had been a lot better! i mean you've got a pretty decent fake-hitchcock setup with the overheard UN assassination chatter. and one really great sequence involving a bus that the trailer pretty much ruins (and that is logically kinda divorced from the rest of the movie). and it's really beautifully shot.

but this movie totally made no sense! UNBELIEVABLY poor plotting. really it's like the screenplay got sick or rotted half away or something. i don't know where to start with the plot holes. and the the fact that the movie is pretty much totally static for about 80 mins of its 120 min running time.

also nicole kidman looks pretty beautiful in this movie but it was a really old-school hollywood cop-out to make a movie about civil war in africa almost exclusively about the suffering of the white people. and sean penn seemed drunk the whole time.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

That's too bad. I really like these kinds of thrillers if they are done well (John Frankenheimer was another master of them) and the preview looked really promising.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

you know what else was funny? sydney pollack is in this movie, and he basically plays sean penn and catherine keener's boss, showing up every once in a while to tell them where to go... he's basically playing himself directing the movie!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

Haha didn't he do that in Tootsie as Hoffman's agent as well?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

omg totally!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Didn't he have a similar part in The Firm, too?

TS: Director self-cast as, um, director / manipulator / plot pusher v. director self-cast as watcher / observer / drive-by scene filler v. Kevin Smith as movie fulcrum

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

syndney pollack was the best thing in "eyes wide shut." he seems like a really smart and affable guy. i don't know about his movies.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

...his next film is a documentary on frank gehry (!!)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

pope benedict xvi was the best thing in eyes wide shut

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

was he in the orgy scene?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

i like some sydney pollack movies (tootsie, 3 days of the condor), but:

# Random Hearts (1999)
# Sabrina (1995)
... aka Sabrina (Germany)
# The Firm (1993)
# Havana (1990)

yeee.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

Nicole Kidman's bangs in the commercials are killing me. I don't think I'll see it because I don't think I'd be able to handle gazing at her for two hours without having some kind of fit of lust.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 April 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

you won't! she is photographed spectacularly in this movie. totally gorgeous. crystalline almost.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

awwww, sabrina wasn't so bad! julia ormond!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Greg Kinnear! :D

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

i don't really care for either sabrina!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah they both are pretty sucky.

What was the general critical consensus on The Birth (speaking of Nicole Kidman)?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

it's great

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

i'm waiting for canadian netflix to send it to me as we speak!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

I was amazed at how unglamorous Kidman looked through a lot of it. Some really awkward close ups that definitely highlight for me how weird her face is.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah? she looks pretty glam in the poster (which is kinda spooky and hto)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

ahem, hot

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

(meaning this one:

http://images.killermovies.com/b/birth/poster.jpg )

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Haha well did you think Mia Farrow was glam in Rosemary's Baby? Cuz she's rocking the same look basically.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha what a weird looking poster.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

mia farrow was totally glam in rosemary's baby! didn't she pay vidal sassoon a million dollars to do her hair for that movie or something?

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

And then she spent the rest of the MOVIE looking more and more like someone from one of those Sally Struther's starving kid infomercials!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 April 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

birth was the second best movie of last year, imho. i am just on my way to go see the interpreter now. i have high hopes. i'll come back disappointed.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Meandering, mostly non-existent plot aside, I thought Penn was great in The Interpreter. His face has lines. Lots of lines. Perfect lines. He has grown himself some character, and in the last few years has shown signs that he's becoming the actor I always hoped he would be.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

i thought he was pretty by-the-penn-book myself. another mourning grumpypants!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

so so so OTM re nicole's bangs. the trouble is they move around from take to take. it's really distracting. she's great but could stand to eat a few good meals.

it wasn't a bad movie, but flabby. the thriller malarkey, especially the bus scene, was great. the scene of them trying to run nicole's scooter over was a nice nod to '3 days of the condor'. but there were some terrible longeurs which were not improved by the "when talking about africa, play some 'world' music" rule.

also, and i'm not 100% on this, but -- what is the deal with kidman's family? this is basically a film about mugabe, right? he starts in the early 80s as a freedom fighter and ends as a tyrant. kidman started out on his side, packing an AK for the rebel forces. not wanting to generalize, but how many whites did this in the actual history of post-colonial africa? wouldn't it make more sense of nicole's character were a black african woman? or, which would juice it considerably, someone whose family's land had been appropriated by the mugabe guy? and couldn't the trigger for the assassination have been 'relax'?

N_RQ, Monday, 25 April 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

wouldn't it make more sense of nicole's character were a black african woman? or, which would juice it considerably, someone whose family's land had been appropriated by the mugabe guy?

totally!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

It would have made more sense but never have gotten a green light with a black woman as Kidman.

Are there any black actresses with her stature among Hollywood execs (not box office pull or acting ability, just media/rich-white-guy luv)?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Holly Berry.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

post-Catwoman?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

a black woman as Kidman.

i like the idea of a black woman playing nicole kidman

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

that's Lars von Trier's next film, actually.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

it's really distracting. she's great but could stand to eat a few good meals.

it wasn't a bad movie, but flabby.

So you're saying that if a few pounds were transferred from the script to Nicole's ass, this movie would have been flawless?

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

hmmmmmmmmm.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

This was surprisingly good, and not just because Nicole Kidman is absurdly beautiful throughout. The plotting only had one major hole as far as I'm concerned - OK she had an all access pass to get into the safe room the night before, but when they were combing the UN inch by inch no one noticed her hiding behind the curtains in the most important room in the building?

To say it's about the suffering of white people is missing a lot of the point. The fact that the protagonist is a white African adds poignancy, given the history of whites in Africa in the post-colonial period. She didn't hate him for taking away her land or white privilege, but for his actions, the things he'd done to her people (as well as her people). It was about her loss, but in no way were whites (past her and her immediate family, who weren't part of the colonials) as a whole the issue. The bodies her brother saw, the pictures in the journals, etc. were all black.

I was disappointed it capped off with a reciting of names, but at least it didn't take place before the GA, which was my first thought.

It did seem flabby, but I don't know what I'd cut aside from some helicopter shots of, uh, helicopters and the dictator's arrival. Even Sean Penn was good, toned down from Mystic River and 21 Grams.

also, and i'm not 100% on this, but -- what is the deal with kidman's family? this is basically a film about mugabe, right? he starts in the early 80s as a freedom fighter and ends as a tyrant. kidman started out on his side, packing an AK for the rebel forces.
I don't think so. She grew up after he liberated the country circa 1981 (23 years between UN visits, I think?) her stint with the rebels was fighting against him in the late '90s (quitting five years ago).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

ah shit, that's right. uh, also plotwise: she was *supposed* to hear them talking about the (SPOILER) 'assassination', right? how did they know she'd hear it? it's quite 'blow out' here.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

That was the worst spoiler flag ever.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

(SPOILER)
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HE SHOOTS THE CANDIDATE *AND HIS MOM*

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 April 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I don't think they planned on her hearing it - they just parlayed that to their "advantage".

Pretty much agree w/ everything said so far (esp. Nicole Kidman sweet lawdy) - bus scene boffo, end scene meh, just enough of Catherine Keener doing her imitation of Tom Arnold in True Lies (or, um, the Snotty Partner in every espionage flick of the last 10years), kinda wish this strayed from the run-of-the-mill drama / spy stuff (esp. since the end scene - where everything is wrapped up oh-so-conveniently - is just a lesser version of the bus scene - where the revelations actually ratchet up the tension). And, really, if Pollack actually put MORE of himself in the flick, he wouldn't come off so strangely as the meta-aware director.

As for the magical moving bangs - in the first conversation between Penn & Kidman, the lack of matching (is that what it's called?) was REAL obvious. First her hair's behind her ears, cut away, cut back, & then it's flopped in front of her right eye (OMG!), cut away, cut back, then back behind her ears. I'm surprised that wasn't caught in the editing room ... unless it was INTENTIONAL!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

SPOILER, I GUESS


Her hearing them was a convenient plot contrivance, not part of the plan to 'assassinate' Zuwanie. They had nothing to gain by her overhearing, getting involved or bringing in the secret service to investigate. That could have compromised their plan to whack Kuman-Kuman.

I assume that the conversation was between one of the lackeys and the dupe (who had to actually believe he was carrying out the assassination).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

why would they whack the opposition? that was so stupid. it was like they wanted to eliminate any of the other suspects!

this movie was fucking BADLY written, i'm sorry guys.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

I bet it's no They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

it's no the peacemaker

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

It's no Attack at 1600.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

you mean MURDER AT 1600

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

STILL SPOILING


why would they whack the opposition? that was so stupid. it was like they wanted to eliminate any of the other suspects!
No one knew the other guy was dead, and they wanted to play the two rebel factions against each other. (Hence Kidman thinking Kuman-Kuman had killed her brother and ex-lover).

So you blow up Kuman-Kuman, stage a faux assassination of Zuwanie, blame it all on the third guy (who's already dead, but no one knows) and somewhere down the line mention that he's been killed in retaliation. You've justified Zuwanie's crimes, solidified his internal and external support (or tolerance) and eliminated the primary opposition.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

And then install the kid w/ the assault rifle as the Minister of Information! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Not great, not terrible. Needed to lose about half an hour.

It did seem flabby, but I don't know what I'd cut aside from some helicopter shots of, uh, helicopters and the dictator's arrival.

I'd get rid of the crap love interest bits between Sean Penn & Nicole Kidman. It went nowhere and it wasn't interesting.

The Horse of Babylon's Butler (the pirate king), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

no cutting of Nicole's screen time will be allowed.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)


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